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One Wheel, No Brain
@pmh1wheel.bsky.social
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Full time software developer, very part time unicycle hockey player, learner Morris dancer. Still @pmh on twitter for now. He/Him/Peter
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#FMSPAD 21/11 Rainbow colours: You'd think that a church would observe Advent properly, but the Christmas tree festival at St Martin & Meriadoc's Christmas started yesterday #FMS_Rainbow25
A Christmas tree decorated with rainbow coloured wide paper chains
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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#FMSPAD 20/11 Neon and bright: Cosmic Cornish Cow! #FMS_Neon25
More Camborne street art; a telephone street cabinet decorated with an all over graffito depicting a cow and a crow in a field. The image is very brightly coloured with zooming white blobs shooting out of the vanishing point
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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#FMSPAD 19/11 A colourful pattern: New Geep socks #FMS_Pattern25
A new pair of socks with the label still tacked on. The socks are bright green with very simplified black, white and yellow sheep arranged in a grid
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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#FMSPAD 18/11 Something black with texture: Not as much as when I bought it though #FMS_Black25
My hand in finger-less gloves. The back is blue string and the palm is thick black leather, but nearest the camera is the thumb, which used to be quite thick Terry-like cloth, but a lot of the fluffiness has been worn away over the last few years
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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#FMSPAD 17/11 A colour I wear a lot: not quite as much this month, due to the horrible lurgi I've had, but it's gradually dissipating, so getting back to more usual frequency in the last week #FMS_Wear25
My arm, in the fluorescent yellow sleeve of my cycling jacket, held up in front of my bone
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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#FMSPAD 16/11 Calm colours: A lovely soothing shade of "NHS toilet wall." (I went for a Doppler test today to confirm that I'm still allowed to wear the compression stockings that I need to wear) #FMS_Calm25
A water pipe with a large service valve attached to a wall. The wall and all of the plumbing have been painted a very pale green off-white
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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#FMSPAD 15/11 Something with lots of colours: and toilets, apparently #FMS_LotsOfColours25
Cornwall's first ever Winter Wonderland, as seen from over the fence. It appears to be just a regular fun fair, with rides and stalls of various colours. The posters on the fence show multi coloured night time fireworks but there obviously weren't any going off when I took this picture in the daytime. Immediately behind the fence, the rooves of several portaloos can be seen
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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#FMSPAD 14/11 Cool colours: Received a few stinging little hailstones in the face on today's ride #FMS_Cool25
Brown brick-like paving, wet with rain/sleet, and a few tiny little hailstones
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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#FMSPAD 13/11 Something colourful in the shops: I was just there for disinfectant spray though #FMS_Colourful25
Two bags of cat toys hanging on a display rack. Each clear bag is filled with several balls of various colours and textures
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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#FMSPAD 12/11 Something purple: a patch of brambles #FMS_Purple25
A thorny purple bramble branch in front of lots of grass and green leaves
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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#FMSPAD 11/11 White and simple: Another good prompt which could describe Sherlock, but I've gone for some actual fluffy clouds instead #FMS_White25
Several small mostly white altocumulus floccus clouds in a blue sky
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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#FMSPAD 10/11 Orange in nature: Continuing an intermittent theme, here's a tree that really knows what season it's supposed to be #FMS_Orange25
Brown and bright orange leaves on a branch in the foreground in front of various more green-looking trees in there background
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Leftovers in porridge today: carrot ends, orange juice, garlic, Greek yoghurt, birdseed, frozen pumpkin, frozen shortbread which I had thought was heavy cake, frozen raw ginger, used blackcurrant/black tea leaves, cucumber pickling gin, soya milk, blackcurrant jam
All of the ingredients mentioned in the tweet, plus the implied oats but minus the blackcurrant tea bag I forgot to include, laid out on the worktop The finished porridge in the pan: very thick and mid/pale brown, with a big splodge of Greek yogurt in the middle, on which is a big spoonful of blackcurrant jam
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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#FMSPAD 9/11 Something metallic: a small selection from my kitchen #FMS_Metallic25
Various stainless steel kitchen implements in slight disarray overlapping each other: a slotted spoon, a small dining fork, a balloon whisk, a mesh ball tea strainer, a large one-piece chef's knife, and a potato masher
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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#FMSPAD 8/11 Something pink I spotted: it's #CleanOutYourRefrigeratorDay today, so here's some rhubarb which had been lurking in the freezer for a couple of years. It was #BritishPuddingDay when I made it, so the porridge also contains custard powder, as well as my usual "leftovers" #FMS_Pink25
Very thick porridge in the pan it was cooked in. Unshelled sunflower seeds and tiny chunks of carrot are visible under the surface. There's a big splodge of Greek yogurt in the middle, on which are three bright pink slices of rhubarb
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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#FMSPAD 7/11 A bright sign: Too riddled with cold germs to stay, but well enough to go in wearing a facemask to buy lots of cheese scones near the beginning of today's perforce shorter than usual bike ride #FMS_Bright25
A poster with brightly coloured cakes advertising today's "Cake Stall" at Barripper Chapel, which is actually a sit-down affair for most attendees
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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#FMSPAD 6/11 Something green that grows: By way of comparison to the other day, here's one which has not yet recognised autumn #FMS_Green25
Vibrant light green leaves apparently sprouting from the ground among darker living leaves and assorted bits of dead brown plant matter
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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#FMSPAD 5/11 Something pastel and soft #FMS_Pastel25
Sherlock, a very fluffy white/cream Maine Coon cat, sits on a landing and looks gormlessly off screen
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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#FMSPAD 4/11 A tone of brown outside: At least there are some plants starting to realise it's autumn #FMS_Brown25
A large clump of deeply browning ferns or bracken behind a wooden fence
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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#FMSPAD 3/11 A yellow car: Not a popular colour, it seems, but I did see this #FMS_Yellow25
A yellow and grey tracked mini-digger on a trailer
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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#FMSPAD 2/11 Something red in my home: Massively over provisioned again. We had about 60-80 trick-or-treaters, but even if rain hadn't put a lot of the rest off, we might still not have got as far as opening these #FMS_Red25
Two unopened bright red packs of Mars "fun size family favourites", an unopened net bag of chocolate balls wrapped in pumpkin orange foil, an unopened net bag of "milk chocolate popping candy eyeballs," and a Kilner jar half full of roasted pumpkin seeds
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Leftovers in porridge this morning: carrot ends, whole orange plus juice, garlic, Greek yoghurt, first of this year's frozen pumpkin flesh plus roasted seeds, foam starch packing peanuts, frozen raw ginger, ginger beer, coconut milk, cheesy caramel popcorn seasoning
All of the ingredients mentioned in the tweet, plus the implied oats, laid out on the worktop All of the ingredients in the pan, except the milk and yoghurt, finely chopped as necessary, before cooking The finished porridge in the pan; mid brown and very thick, with unshelled sunflower seeds and bits of carrot and pumpkin visible under the surface. In the middle is a big splodge of Greek yoghurt, and toasted pumpkin seeds are sprinkled on top
November 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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#FMSPAD 1/11 Something blue i saw today: Team Quiz Akaspooky won the not-actually-Hallowe'en-but-we-dressed-up-anyway quiz and a few prizes in the raffle, pictured here with our mascot Kriss Akaspooky #FMS_Blue25
A box of Toffifee, a big bottle of handwash, a pack of Biscoff biscuits, and a blue can of body spray, all standing behind a wooden spoon which is decorated to look almost but not entirely unlike Kriss Akabusi
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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#FMSPAD 31/10 Goodbye October: I may be going out again today like this though #FMS_ByeOct25
Me in this year's Hallowe'en get up: black cloak over black velvet jacket. White dog skull mask and pointy white ear extensions over blacked out eyes and a black snood pulled up over my mouth, so no natural skin is visible. Topped off with my Morris hat; a top hat decorated with ribbons and badges
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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#FMSPAD 30/10 Love: It's the most wonderful time, of the year. Although this time it was even more unprepared and rushed than usual. Only managed to carve one of my two pumpkins, and no other decorations to go with them #FMS_Love25
A glowing pumpkin jack-o-lantern placed on a barely visible squat skeleton body
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM