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Gertrude Lastname
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Shine on you crazy diamond
I'm old enough to remember when you could only buy Chick-fil-A from inside of a mall
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy fourseasonstotallandscapingday!!
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Thank you California! From a blue dot Texan ❤️
BREAKING: PROP 50 HAS PASSED IN CALIFORNIA
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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The word is a vampire.
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I agree with people the most when I want them to stop talking.
October 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm sorry... Why does the white house need a ballroom?
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hot dog, I love this 😂
[pulled over]

DOG COP: you ran a gray light

DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection

DOG COP: no it was gray
October 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Double checking there were no violent insurrections, beating up of cops, pro-Nazi shirts, and smearing of shit in state Capitols today across the country during the massive NO KINGS protests, right?

Because that's what Trump supporters did on January 6th to overthrow a free and fair election.
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I hate how I can't tell if someone is typing Al or AI.
October 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Cancer: You will be the worst possible version of yourself today, but no one will notice the difference.
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Portland is not war ravaged.

Chicago doesn’t need to be “saved”.

Undocumented immigrants do not qualify for Medicaid.

People should not have to “prove they matter” to get healthcare.

ICE should not be allowed to cover their faces.

This shutdown is being done to save healthcare.
October 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant 😞
September 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Gonna go make my dog commit a felony so he doesn't get raptured
September 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Me to the nurse giving me my annual covid shot: Oh yeah baby, I'm ready to die again!
September 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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August 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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It’ll never not be insane that a rapist fraudster treasonous convicted felon with 34 felonies was given full totalitarian power of the govt whilst he complains about crime when he’s an actual criminal.
August 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Ever notice how Trump calls people of color "low IQ"? People used to believe that people of color had lower cognitive intelligence than white people. It's completely untrue and absolutely racist. He's telling us he's racist. And my texas neighbors give no fucks.
August 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I would rather die than create an account to continue
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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eek
July 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM