Andrew Garrison
@playswithknives.bsky.social
Excellent cook. Mediocre guitarist.
Minnesotan in McMinnville, OR.
PlaysWithKnives & choppednshredded on Instagram.
Minnesotan in McMinnville, OR.
PlaysWithKnives & choppednshredded on Instagram.
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16 years ago today, Joe Mauer was named the American League MVP!
What was your favorite moment from his 2009 season?
What was your favorite moment from his 2009 season?
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
16 years ago today, Joe Mauer was named the American League MVP!
What was your favorite moment from his 2009 season?
What was your favorite moment from his 2009 season?
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AL Central currently has four of the top six records in the AL.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
May 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
AL Central currently has four of the top six records in the AL.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
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April 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The reason why we need to support the Trades in high school and post-secondary is because we don’t want a bunch of old racist white dudes choosing who to help.
April 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The reason why we need to support the Trades in high school and post-secondary is because we don’t want a bunch of old racist white dudes choosing who to help.
Putting a lot of mileage on this one lately, and not just because of my disgust with our current administration. It’s an absolutely beautiful fuzz. 3 silicon transistors for a Tone Bender-ish vibe, or add in a 4th transistor with the 🖕🖕🖕button and engage the EQ for Big Muff territory.
March 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Putting a lot of mileage on this one lately, and not just because of my disgust with our current administration. It’s an absolutely beautiful fuzz. 3 silicon transistors for a Tone Bender-ish vibe, or add in a 4th transistor with the 🖕🖕🖕button and engage the EQ for Big Muff territory.
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DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
February 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
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Added my analysis to @danhayesmlb.bsky.social's story on the Twins signing Ty France.
Certainly not an exciting move, but delving deeper there is reason for a little optimism.
If nothing else, it seems pretty clear why the Twins think a bounce back is very possible: www.nytimes.com/athletic/612...
Certainly not an exciting move, but delving deeper there is reason for a little optimism.
If nothing else, it seems pretty clear why the Twins think a bounce back is very possible: www.nytimes.com/athletic/612...
Twins add Ty France to first-base mix with one-year deal: Source
The Twins agreed to sign France to a 1-year deal on Tuesday, giving them an experienced option at first base.
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Added my analysis to @danhayesmlb.bsky.social's story on the Twins signing Ty France.
Certainly not an exciting move, but delving deeper there is reason for a little optimism.
If nothing else, it seems pretty clear why the Twins think a bounce back is very possible: www.nytimes.com/athletic/612...
Certainly not an exciting move, but delving deeper there is reason for a little optimism.
If nothing else, it seems pretty clear why the Twins think a bounce back is very possible: www.nytimes.com/athletic/612...
I play electric 99.9% of the time I play guitar, but there is nothing more gratifying than the first open-chord strum of an acoustic with brand new strings on it.
January 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I play electric 99.9% of the time I play guitar, but there is nothing more gratifying than the first open-chord strum of an acoustic with brand new strings on it.
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For anyone who hasn't listened yet: Cory Provus dropped a few juicy and yet-to-be-announced tidbits about the Twins' new broadcast plans.
Plus you can hear why I've been getting texts all day about how great Simeon Woods Richardson and Ryan Jeffers were.
bsky.app/profile/aaro...
Plus you can hear why I've been getting texts all day about how great Simeon Woods Richardson and Ryan Jeffers were.
bsky.app/profile/aaro...
New (free) podcast!
This was such a fun event that we wanted to get the podcast out ASAP.
Ryan Jeffers, Simeon Woods Richardson, Cory Provus, and 250 of our closest friends joined us for Winter Meltdown 2025.
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0JVM...
This was such a fun event that we wanted to get the podcast out ASAP.
Ryan Jeffers, Simeon Woods Richardson, Cory Provus, and 250 of our closest friends joined us for Winter Meltdown 2025.
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0JVM...
January 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
For anyone who hasn't listened yet: Cory Provus dropped a few juicy and yet-to-be-announced tidbits about the Twins' new broadcast plans.
Plus you can hear why I've been getting texts all day about how great Simeon Woods Richardson and Ryan Jeffers were.
bsky.app/profile/aaro...
Plus you can hear why I've been getting texts all day about how great Simeon Woods Richardson and Ryan Jeffers were.
bsky.app/profile/aaro...
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How the Trump administration celebrates MLK day
January 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
How the Trump administration celebrates MLK day
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People calling this a "Roman salute" are clowns. That's like saying hey, why are you giving me grief over these swastikas? I'm not a Nazi. I'm just super into Vedic north Indian culture. Gimme a break.
January 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
People calling this a "Roman salute" are clowns. That's like saying hey, why are you giving me grief over these swastikas? I'm not a Nazi. I'm just super into Vedic north Indian culture. Gimme a break.
This is true.
In case you need suggestions - Foxing’s self-titled album is an excellent, melodic collection of scream songs.
In case you need suggestions - Foxing’s self-titled album is an excellent, melodic collection of scream songs.
A screaming song is good to know in case you need to scream.
January 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is true.
In case you need suggestions - Foxing’s self-titled album is an excellent, melodic collection of scream songs.
In case you need suggestions - Foxing’s self-titled album is an excellent, melodic collection of scream songs.
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The Social Network (2010)
January 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The Social Network (2010)
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David Jiricek makes a big first impression on Wild teammates: 'Holy s---, he’s tall': “I’m excited,” Jiricek said. “I heard it’s a hockey state, so that’s the first thing I know. And the second is it’s frickin’ cold out here."
David Jiricek makes a big first impression on Wild teammates: 'Holy s---, he’s tall'
“I’m excited,” Jiricek said. “I heard it’s a hockey state, so that’s the first thing I know. And the second is it’s frickin’ cold out here."
dlvr.it
December 2, 2024 at 11:45 PM
David Jiricek makes a big first impression on Wild teammates: 'Holy s---, he’s tall': “I’m excited,” Jiricek said. “I heard it’s a hockey state, so that’s the first thing I know. And the second is it’s frickin’ cold out here."
I haven’t intentionally listened to Matchbox 20 in 25 years…and yet I woke up with one of their songs in my head. I have no idea what this signals for my day…
November 27, 2024 at 2:18 PM
I haven’t intentionally listened to Matchbox 20 in 25 years…and yet I woke up with one of their songs in my head. I have no idea what this signals for my day…
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This is so amazing perfect!
The wasp bit is a deep cut though and it helps to know that the fig is part of the fig wasps life cycle and female wasps lay there eggs in figs and then die (in the fig).
The wasp bit is a deep cut though and it helps to know that the fig is part of the fig wasps life cycle and female wasps lay there eggs in figs and then die (in the fig).
November 24, 2024 at 1:51 PM
This is so amazing perfect!
The wasp bit is a deep cut though and it helps to know that the fig is part of the fig wasps life cycle and female wasps lay there eggs in figs and then die (in the fig).
The wasp bit is a deep cut though and it helps to know that the fig is part of the fig wasps life cycle and female wasps lay there eggs in figs and then die (in the fig).
“Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses is the greatest Christmas song of the 20th century.
November 25, 2024 at 2:48 AM
“Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses is the greatest Christmas song of the 20th century.
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Surprise Y'all! first new blast of the new record from me and Richard Chartier, Aurora Terminalis.
WILLIAM BASINSKI + RICHARD CHARTIER
'Aurora Terminalis'
(LINE_157)
iconic ambient composer William Basinski & sound artist/composer Richard Chartier return to LINE with their first new work together since 2015.
OUT JAN 10 on all digital platforms. pre-order now
www.lineimprint.com/editions/sou...
'Aurora Terminalis'
(LINE_157)
iconic ambient composer William Basinski & sound artist/composer Richard Chartier return to LINE with their first new work together since 2015.
OUT JAN 10 on all digital platforms. pre-order now
www.lineimprint.com/editions/sou...
November 22, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Surprise Y'all! first new blast of the new record from me and Richard Chartier, Aurora Terminalis.
Get in, loser. We’re going unicorn hunting!
@chasebliss.bsky.social
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November 22, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Get in, loser. We’re going unicorn hunting!
@chasebliss.bsky.social
#BlissFactory
#BondiEffects
#ArtVanDelay
#guitarpedals #delaypedals #fuzzpedals #stompbox #pedalboards #gearybusey #jamesearltones #guitar #guitars #guitarpedal
@chasebliss.bsky.social
#BlissFactory
#BondiEffects
#ArtVanDelay
#guitarpedals #delaypedals #fuzzpedals #stompbox #pedalboards #gearybusey #jamesearltones #guitar #guitars #guitarpedal
#TenRandomListens for 11/21
•Jack White - Bombing Out
•Afghan Whigs - I’ll Make You See God
•Paul McCartney - Monkberry Moon Delight
•Olivia Rodrigo - Bad Idea Right?
•El-P - the Full R*tard
•Jack White - Bombing Out
•Afghan Whigs - I’ll Make You See God
•Paul McCartney - Monkberry Moon Delight
•Olivia Rodrigo - Bad Idea Right?
•El-P - the Full R*tard
November 22, 2024 at 3:26 AM
#TenRandomListens for 11/21
•Jack White - Bombing Out
•Afghan Whigs - I’ll Make You See God
•Paul McCartney - Monkberry Moon Delight
•Olivia Rodrigo - Bad Idea Right?
•El-P - the Full R*tard
•Jack White - Bombing Out
•Afghan Whigs - I’ll Make You See God
•Paul McCartney - Monkberry Moon Delight
•Olivia Rodrigo - Bad Idea Right?
•El-P - the Full R*tard