Chris
@platformagnostic.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover and avid reader
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The future is watching a Mormon influencer doing self-promotion following an assassination through your phone screen until you are the Mormon influencer filming
September 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The future is watching a Mormon influencer doing self-promotion following an assassination through your phone screen until you are the Mormon influencer filming
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The inbox is surreal. Epstein made more than 600 Amazon purchases, including:
• A leather bullwhip
• Girls’ school uniforms
• A prostate massager
• An FBI agent costume
• Size 12 Crocs
• Nilla Wafers
• A leather bullwhip
• Girls’ school uniforms
• A prostate massager
• An FBI agent costume
• Size 12 Crocs
• Nilla Wafers
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The inbox is surreal. Epstein made more than 600 Amazon purchases, including:
• A leather bullwhip
• Girls’ school uniforms
• A prostate massager
• An FBI agent costume
• Size 12 Crocs
• Nilla Wafers
• A leather bullwhip
• Girls’ school uniforms
• A prostate massager
• An FBI agent costume
• Size 12 Crocs
• Nilla Wafers
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Trump: "I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I hear I'm not doing well. I hear I'm really at the bottom of the totem pole."
August 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Trump: "I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I hear I'm not doing well. I hear I'm really at the bottom of the totem pole."
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this is like if a far side cartoon grew up to be a real boy
August 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
this is like if a far side cartoon grew up to be a real boy
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Tech bros long for wire mother.
Geoff Hinton Warns Humanity’s Future May Depend On AI ‘Motherly Instincts’
The “Godfather of AI” says nurturing instincts, not dominance, could save humanity in an era of superintelligent machines.
www.forbes.com
August 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Tech bros long for wire mother.
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Reboot Anthony Bourdain’s “No Reservations” but with Alan Dershowitz and the whole show is just enjoying him never getting food because he’s a querulous, joyless douche and he’s constantly demanding that the Laotian street vendor or whoever denounce Hamas before he’ll try the khao jee
August 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Reboot Anthony Bourdain’s “No Reservations” but with Alan Dershowitz and the whole show is just enjoying him never getting food because he’s a querulous, joyless douche and he’s constantly demanding that the Laotian street vendor or whoever denounce Hamas before he’ll try the khao jee
They're coming after the only man who could get Obama to admit he's not the vocalist of Korn
Laura Loomer is attacking Flo Groberg for being the wrong kind of Medal of Honor recipient—he’s a French-Algerian immigrant—and suggesting the Army posting about him today is an act of disloyalty to Trump.
…The Army posted about Flo today because 8/8/2012 was the day he tackled that suicide bomber.
…The Army posted about Flo today because 8/8/2012 was the day he tackled that suicide bomber.
August 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
They're coming after the only man who could get Obama to admit he's not the vocalist of Korn
tfw your mother in law brings out the A1
August 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
tfw your mother in law brings out the A1
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This 2018 essay is still pretty on target imo www.bostonreview.net/articles/hen...
August 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This 2018 essay is still pretty on target imo www.bostonreview.net/articles/hen...
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how are you supposed to write fucking futurism when this shit is happening like right now man this is absolutely funnier than anything i could ever make up
July 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
how are you supposed to write fucking futurism when this shit is happening like right now man this is absolutely funnier than anything i could ever make up
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retvrn
one of the things that confuses me about the seeming enthusiasm for AI girlfriends among a segment of young men is that when I was young you would have been relentlessly, brutally mocked for the idea of being such a failure with women that your girlfriend was on the computer
July 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
retvrn
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Yeah it’s time to bring back my all time favorite tweet, by @donaldhughes.ca
July 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Yeah it’s time to bring back my all time favorite tweet, by @donaldhughes.ca
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Every single picture of Peter Thiel makes him look like the guy in a zombie film who's hiding that he was bitten.
June 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Every single picture of Peter Thiel makes him look like the guy in a zombie film who's hiding that he was bitten.
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“We’re going to need a bigger The Hague”
June 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“We’re going to need a bigger The Hague”
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elon has reverse slothrop powers where every time he gets rejected for sex a rocket falls out of the sky
May 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
elon has reverse slothrop powers where every time he gets rejected for sex a rocket falls out of the sky
All due respect to the Wachowskis (and Verhoeven) but I can't help but feel we lost something by basing our cultural metaphor of epiphany on oral medication selection instead of, say, offering a dolphin heroin in exchange for its decryption expertise
May 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
All due respect to the Wachowskis (and Verhoeven) but I can't help but feel we lost something by basing our cultural metaphor of epiphany on oral medication selection instead of, say, offering a dolphin heroin in exchange for its decryption expertise
It's a tough competition these days but I stand by my opinion that this is still the most Philip K Dick ass guy ever created
By now, we've all heard about Elon Musk's efforts to reshape the U.S. government.
But 60 Minutes will introduce you to another tech billionaire, one who's set his sights on radically changing the way the Pentagon buys and uses weapons. https://cbsn.ws/3Fld1ll
But 60 Minutes will introduce you to another tech billionaire, one who's set his sights on radically changing the way the Pentagon buys and uses weapons. https://cbsn.ws/3Fld1ll
Why Palmer Luckey thinks AI-powered, autonomous weapons are the future of warfare
Palmer Luckey made his fortune with VR headsets, founding Oculus as a teen. Now he's focused on the future of warfare, developing autonomous weapons powered by AI for the U.S. military and its allies.
cbsn.ws
May 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It's a tough competition these days but I stand by my opinion that this is still the most Philip K Dick ass guy ever created
Habeas corpus?? Hardly even know her
May 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Habeas corpus?? Hardly even know her
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Jimmy Ballard you should be here to witness
May 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Jimmy Ballard you should be here to witness
You appear as a weary traveler at a fork in the road and you must solve a riddle to find the way to the town. With your dwindling supplies a wrong answer is certain death. By the left path is a corpulent man who mutters "Everything's computer." On the right a repeated message flashes across a screen
Thanks Microsoft Teams for that not-at-all-chilling message 😧
May 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You appear as a weary traveler at a fork in the road and you must solve a riddle to find the way to the town. With your dwindling supplies a wrong answer is certain death. By the left path is a corpulent man who mutters "Everything's computer." On the right a repeated message flashes across a screen
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I really thought this was SNL
a MAGA influencer in today's White House briefing suggests joe Biden was responsible for rising suicide rates
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I really thought this was SNL
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If you watch it on mute, it's like he's auditioning to play Vincent Gardenia's role in the Ogunquit Playhouse production of Moonstruck! The Musical.
April 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If you watch it on mute, it's like he's auditioning to play Vincent Gardenia's role in the Ogunquit Playhouse production of Moonstruck! The Musical.