Platero 🔜 being skonk 🦨
@plateromephit.bsky.social
Genderfluid (they/he/any) Michigan marten who thinks they're a skunk. Webdev, roads and transit, leftism, soft things. 36. Kinky ace.
Pinned
If you need to find me at the con, my Telegram handle is simply @platero
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I have to say, my sedan's interior warms up way faster than any of our crossovers
January 30, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I have to say, my sedan's interior warms up way faster than any of our crossovers
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i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
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went to the library and found a book about weasels
January 29, 2026 at 8:23 PM
went to the library and found a book about weasels
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this is still the best hellsite post ever tho
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
this is still the best hellsite post ever tho
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Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.
For fucks sake, again with the apple/patreon bullshit. I have to move to monthly billing and fuck me over www.patreon.com/posts/148395...
13 years on your platform. Thanks for nothing patreon. I hope the apple dick is that good.
13 years on your platform. Thanks for nothing patreon. I hope the apple dick is that good.
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January 28, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.
Just found out that the 16 bean soup we bought is actually 12 beans and 4 peas 🤬
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Just found out that the 16 bean soup we bought is actually 12 beans and 4 peas 🤬
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it has been 15 years since Malawi tried to outlaw farting ("fouling the air")! The story made international headlines, which led to media suppression in Malawi — one of the reasons for the 2011 Malawi Protests
January 27, 2026 at 3:43 AM
it has been 15 years since Malawi tried to outlaw farting ("fouling the air")! The story made international headlines, which led to media suppression in Malawi — one of the reasons for the 2011 Malawi Protests
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on the "concertina wire" article
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 AM
on the "concertina wire" article
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Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
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hell yeah wordle gets me
January 27, 2026 at 8:31 AM
hell yeah wordle gets me
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
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passing the harkness test but only because I wrote the answers conspicuously on the underside of the brim of my cartoonishly large hat
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
passing the harkness test but only because I wrote the answers conspicuously on the underside of the brim of my cartoonishly large hat
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I want anything more than to not have to do this, but I'm in a tight spot. Thread explaining the situation below. Disregard my legal name it won't let me delete it.
gofund.me/1130f8bd0
gofund.me/1130f8bd0
January 20, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I want anything more than to not have to do this, but I'm in a tight spot. Thread explaining the situation below. Disregard my legal name it won't let me delete it.
gofund.me/1130f8bd0
gofund.me/1130f8bd0
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It seemed true and funny when I painted it last night?
January 26, 2026 at 5:51 PM
It seemed true and funny when I painted it last night?
I am once again asking for your red blood cells. I'll take any B or O 👍
January 27, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I am once again asking for your red blood cells. I'll take any B or O 👍
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Working on getting this done today and to get going on February’s sticker.
January 26, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Working on getting this done today and to get going on February’s sticker.
It's 2:15 am, +3 degrees F, and I'm going to Taco Bell. Time to relive those college days!
January 25, 2026 at 7:16 AM
It's 2:15 am, +3 degrees F, and I'm going to Taco Bell. Time to relive those college days!
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My gender is just "little animal person" in a Beatrix Potter funny animals type way
Bloomburrow is my gender actually
Bloomburrow is my gender actually
January 25, 2026 at 4:33 AM
My gender is just "little animal person" in a Beatrix Potter funny animals type way
Bloomburrow is my gender actually
Bloomburrow is my gender actually