Platero 🔜 MFF
@plateromephit.bsky.social
Genderfluid (they/he/any) Michigan marten who thinks they're a skunk. Webdev, roads and transit, leftism, soft things. 36. Kinky ace.
Oh wow, I almost forgot what day it is
October 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oh wow, I almost forgot what day it is
Hey, Telegram? What is this shit that you're foisting on me?
(This is a post by Telegram's founder that was pinned when I opened up Telegram Desktop. I do not follow him)
(This is a post by Telegram's founder that was pinned when I opened up Telegram Desktop. I do not follow him)
October 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hey, Telegram? What is this shit that you're foisting on me?
(This is a post by Telegram's founder that was pinned when I opened up Telegram Desktop. I do not follow him)
(This is a post by Telegram's founder that was pinned when I opened up Telegram Desktop. I do not follow him)
The real problem with being nostalgic for 2002 Walmart is that Robin Williams will stalk your family
September 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The real problem with being nostalgic for 2002 Walmart is that Robin Williams will stalk your family
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
They should have sent a poet... 😭
August 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
They should have sent a poet... 😭
It's me, hi, I'm the 🏳️⚧️🦨, it's me
August 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It's me, hi, I'm the 🏳️⚧️🦨, it's me
I wish ill on J.K. Rowling
August 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I wish ill on J.K. Rowling
Have you ever seen how he eats?
This is a *cinammon roll*
This is a *cinammon roll*
August 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Have you ever seen how he eats?
This is a *cinammon roll*
This is a *cinammon roll*
What movie did you see way too young?
Being John Malkovich. I picked it out myself... so yes, I've always been strange
Being John Malkovich. I picked it out myself... so yes, I've always been strange
July 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
What movie did you see way too young?
Being John Malkovich. I picked it out myself... so yes, I've always been strange
Being John Malkovich. I picked it out myself... so yes, I've always been strange
Great, now I'm doing the thing. Fuck u
June 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Great, now I'm doing the thing. Fuck u
One of my favorite tweets of recent years
June 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
One of my favorite tweets of recent years
At a work wedding and have finished eating dinner, so now I'm *really* feeling this meme
June 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
At a work wedding and have finished eating dinner, so now I'm *really* feeling this meme
I'm so glad I had my lucky shirt to get me through today's shift
(Yes, we only use the expression ironically)
(Yes, we only use the expression ironically)
June 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm so glad I had my lucky shirt to get me through today's shift
(Yes, we only use the expression ironically)
(Yes, we only use the expression ironically)
Is it too late for this one
June 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Is it too late for this one
Post your first phone
(Not counting the two Tracfones I had for like 7 months each, which were a Motorola candybar phone and a horribly cheap LG flip phone)
(Not counting the two Tracfones I had for like 7 months each, which were a Motorola candybar phone and a horribly cheap LG flip phone)
May 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Post your first phone
(Not counting the two Tracfones I had for like 7 months each, which were a Motorola candybar phone and a horribly cheap LG flip phone)
(Not counting the two Tracfones I had for like 7 months each, which were a Motorola candybar phone and a horribly cheap LG flip phone)
Settle down, furries
May 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Settle down, furries
Wearing my first badge ever that Zinky made me in 2010 ♥️
May 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Wearing my first badge ever that Zinky made me in 2010 ♥️
First ever face reveal on a furry site, since you can't really see~ :P
(If you donate to the charity at their booth at the escalator landing by registration, they'll take a Polaroid of you)
(It's a good cause. It's for homeless LGBT youth)
(If you donate to the charity at their booth at the escalator landing by registration, they'll take a Polaroid of you)
(It's a good cause. It's for homeless LGBT youth)
May 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
First ever face reveal on a furry site, since you can't really see~ :P
(If you donate to the charity at their booth at the escalator landing by registration, they'll take a Polaroid of you)
(It's a good cause. It's for homeless LGBT youth)
(If you donate to the charity at their booth at the escalator landing by registration, they'll take a Polaroid of you)
(It's a good cause. It's for homeless LGBT youth)
HELLO WRONG CONVENTION
May 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
HELLO WRONG CONVENTION
Whataburger my beloved
(There will be no other photos from this trip)
(There will be no other photos from this trip)
May 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Whataburger my beloved
(There will be no other photos from this trip)
(There will be no other photos from this trip)
As a Millennial, I am obligated to call out this nonsense
May 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
As a Millennial, I am obligated to call out this nonsense
Finally back on the good shit
May 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Finally back on the good shit