Platero 🔜 MFF
plateromephit.bsky.social
Platero 🔜 MFF
@plateromephit.bsky.social
Genderfluid (they/he/any) Michigan marten who thinks they're a skunk. Webdev, roads and transit, leftism, soft things. 36. Kinky ace.
Pinned
If you need to find me at the con, my Telegram handle is simply @platero
My dad is the calmest I've ever seen him while Michigan is losing

Him: "I might be in danger of growing up"
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It is on my bucket list to see this one day
This is your last chance to be part of Nordic Opera’s Pawgliacci! 🎼

Auditions will close in 24 hours from now (Saturday, November 15, 20:00 CET). Musicians, singers, dancers, and crew are all welcome, so showcase your talents and apply to join us here: nfuzz.co/nordic-opera
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Electric violin solo! 🎻

Check out the full @otterchaos.band concert on the @furfest.org YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/live/R-yKdpT...
December 12, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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IRONY POISONING IS OUT, SINCERITY POISONING IS IN
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Here's a thing that I despise: When someone is outed as an abuser, TERF, terrible human, and ppl start going "I never liked them anyway" "I never found them funny" "They never wrote good things to begin with" and seriously shut the hell up. All of that is just to position you are superior and (cont)
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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NOV 14 2025

Skunk tail~ SKUNK TAIL!
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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backpack where they keep their applesauce ⚡
for @the-ottercrat.bsky.social
[ #LabRatArt #furry #furryart #pokemon ]
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Lol get regressed idiot. Be happy loser. Enjoy freedom from the fetters of responsibility you absolute moron.
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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The Gulo Gourmet menu reopens 11/15 🍖😋

The sweater returns with a slightly updated design with some new goods such as a notepad, bumper sticker, and updated logo sticker!

We‘ll see you soon 🚗💨
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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My name is Glitch and I have severe Crohn's disease. I am unable to work because of it and am waiting to be approved for disability. Because of this I have zero income and struggle to afford basic needs.
Any help would be greatly appreciated whether it be a donation or sharing. Thank you.
October 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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low mood robs you of everything
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes
December 24, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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lotta heavy hitters on there. john kery. mandelbbrot. barrack barak. HBJ berge. clinton pastrana. dubai castro. pople queen. pres king pm. but we must be prepared to let our favs suffer the consequences of their actions
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If I could just conquer this stupid anxiety, I'd be invincible.
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Still looking to fill two bed spaces in my MFF room at the Crowne Plaza, Wednesday check in, Monday check out! Super close to the convention center!

I prefer people I know to some degree, or even friends of friends.

Reposts appreciated!!
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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The odds of being attacked by a stoat while rock climbing is low, but never zero.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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What do you think it's like to be trans and have zero exposure to Bsky trans discourse
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Imposter syndrome day 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Weekly Ermine-ders! A snowy desk buddy to help you keep track of your To Do's ❄️✏️

coming 11/21!
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM