Locality Requisitioner
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Locality Requisitioner
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I will never understand the people who dedicate their lives and immortal souls to a religion while clearly never having read its holy scripture.

The new End Times fad is that the world will be destroyed in a flood, which Genesis 9:9 explicitly and unambiguously states will never happen again.
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Idk how anyone has respect for Asmingold. I don't know much about his politics or content, but I can't imagine taking someone's sociopolitical commentary seriously when there are multiple videos of cockroaches crawling all over them because of how rancid their bedroom is.
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Soldier: Our position is about to be overrun, we need mortar support

Gemini: It sounds like you’re facing a really challenging situation, and it makes sense that you’d want to stabilize things as quickly as possible. When you’re dealing with fast-moving pressure like this, it can help to break the
Pete Hegseth: "The future of American warfare is here, and it's spelled AI."

He says the military has launched a new platform that  "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I can't believe it's only been a fucking year of this shit.
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I've said this several times but it's cosmically funny that with the adoption of the M7, everything in this image is now real
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
There is a reason that older people have such a vice grip on all levels of politics. They have the desire and the time to show up.
I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
One of those days I'm so tired I wish I could have my food DoorDash'd directly to me in bed.
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Is he controlled opposition? Is that's what's going on?
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is simply not why people join cults. Cults don't start with their most extreme claims, they use recruiting tactics to get you to join and then "frog in the pot" their way to the extreme claims by introducing them slowly while also transplanting your previous support structures with their own.
Not wrong to say that MAGA is a cult, but it's also not wrong to observe that people fall into cults because they find them seductively attractive—which suggests that those who fell into a white supremacist cult like MAGA did so because they already found white supremacy seductively attractive.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Hell yeah, a securities firm doing a puff piece interview for an unregulated securities market. Just a brazen disregard for the SEC as an institution and open excitement for turning literally everything into gambling. This is the future we wanted! It's not staying in Vegas anymore, baby!
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Okay, I finally deleted Twitter. I stayed this long for OSINT about what's going on in the world but the juice just isn't worth the squeeze of being bombarded by the most vile opinions of some of the worst lowlife scum in this hemisphere. It's just intolerable. I'm finally done.
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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It's funny I don't remember this being the take during the Biden presidency
Snappy take from the Washington Post.

tl;dr: inflation bad.
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Since the end of WW2 war became a lot more of a gray zone. It's extremely rare nowadays for great powers to make official declarations of war, despite the myriad of events we colloquially call wars (Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, etc)

Enforcing a No Fly Zone is a 98/100 on the peace/war scale.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Playing Slay the Spire and I got the event that lets you get a colorless card added to your deck, that I used to get the card that lets you add a random colorless card to your hand, that I played to get the power that adds a random colorless card into your hand every turn.

This is peak min-maxxing
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Peter Theil seems like the kind of person who would instantly join the Cult of Cthulhu and attempt to wake the Dark God if he had the chance, but since he can't he's trying the next best thing.
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Has anyone done 'Son of Sam Altman' yet?
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I finally beat Slay the Spire. There is now no god nor mortal who can stop me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Whether it’s pro-Republican X accounts based in Eastern Europe and Bangladesh or pro-Democrat X accounts based in Maryland and Massachusetts, both parties have too few accounts based in Real America.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Living in the US for the past decade has felt like being stuck in some fucked up hybrid of a children's playground, clown show, insane asylum, and elder care facility.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
New idea: every employee at a company gets a "That's a Fucking Stupid Idea" veto to use on an idea from the C-Suite that any normal person can realize is a fucking stupid idea. If enough people veto the same idea all at once the Exec gets fired and blacklisted from the industry.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I STG the next time I rent an automobile it'll just be a couch with an engine, purely so I can tell which fucking car is mine among the hellscape of identical-looking cars that infests every parking lot in this fucking country.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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I was once a proud military boy from a conservative family who stood for the Pledge of Allegiance because I was taught that flag stood for certain values.

It has been heartbreaking becoming an adult when I did, and realizing the people who taught me those things didn’t believe a fucking word of it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This is actually 🔥 lmao
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM