Jordan Pizza
@pizzaface.bsky.social
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Programmer, Shitposter, Problem Solver
Programmer, Shitposter, Problem Solver
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
she got me linkedin
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November 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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The thing about this picture is all four of them seem more genuinely happy in it than in any picture I’ve seen of them ever since
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The thing about this picture is all four of them seem more genuinely happy in it than in any picture I’ve seen of them ever since
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if we take it to be true that the tariffs are aimed at getting americans to buy US-made products, then what's the point of rolling them back when they become painful? the entire point is to cause financial pain to change consumer behavior. what's the strategy here?
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
if we take it to be true that the tariffs are aimed at getting americans to buy US-made products, then what's the point of rolling them back when they become painful? the entire point is to cause financial pain to change consumer behavior. what's the strategy here?
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ looking to add AI-generated short form content
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ looking to add AI-generated short form content
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
probably something an innocent man would do
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Good job Senate Dems.
This is who you helped.
This is who you helped.
Trump to air traffic controllers: "For those that did nothing but complain, and took time off, even though everyone knew they would be paid, IN FULL, shortly into the future, I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU. You didn’t step up to help the U.S.A. against the FAKE DEMOCRAT ATTACK"
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Good job Senate Dems.
This is who you helped.
This is who you helped.
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Breaking News: The Supreme Court denied a request to consider overturning its landmark decision to legalize same-sex marriage a decade ago. nyti.ms/3Ju2Ayd
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Breaking News: The Supreme Court denied a request to consider overturning its landmark decision to legalize same-sex marriage a decade ago. nyti.ms/3Ju2Ayd
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“Bluesky is an echo chamberrrrr”
June 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“Bluesky is an echo chamberrrrr”
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The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
why do literally all skit makers become onlyfans ads
just saw cer Spencer started doing that and it's so disappointing
just saw cer Spencer started doing that and it's so disappointing
November 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
why do literally all skit makers become onlyfans ads
just saw cer Spencer started doing that and it's so disappointing
just saw cer Spencer started doing that and it's so disappointing
I, Robot stands as the greatest warning we have against white boys getting a little too much motion
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I, Robot stands as the greatest warning we have against white boys getting a little too much motion
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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The fuckers got away with it.
The company. The people who made the decisions. All of them.
They got away with killing hundreds for the sake of a few cents per share of increased earnings. 🤬
The company. The people who made the decisions. All of them.
They got away with killing hundreds for the sake of a few cents per share of increased earnings. 🤬
*US DISMISSES BOEING CRIMINAL CHARGE OVER 737 MAX JET CRASHES
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The fuckers got away with it.
The company. The people who made the decisions. All of them.
They got away with killing hundreds for the sake of a few cents per share of increased earnings. 🤬
The company. The people who made the decisions. All of them.
They got away with killing hundreds for the sake of a few cents per share of increased earnings. 🤬
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
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November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
if you poop in your wildest dreams, you poop in real life 🧠
November 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you poop in your wildest dreams, you poop in real life 🧠
The thing that Amazon doesn't get is that it will never be the fact that it's Amazon that makes me WANT to buy something.
It's quite literally always the opposite. I WILL avoid something to avoid Amazon.
It's quite literally always the opposite. I WILL avoid something to avoid Amazon.
The game freebies were a nice perk and all, but disrupting Steam? In what universe did you think that was possible?
Also, the fact that y'all killed Reflexive Entertainment in that pursuit? Shame.
Also, the fact that y'all killed Reflexive Entertainment in that pursuit? Shame.
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The thing that Amazon doesn't get is that it will never be the fact that it's Amazon that makes me WANT to buy something.
It's quite literally always the opposite. I WILL avoid something to avoid Amazon.
It's quite literally always the opposite. I WILL avoid something to avoid Amazon.
I feel like @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social would pull off an insane "Agent Stone" cosplay
October 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I feel like @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social would pull off an insane "Agent Stone" cosplay
this photo feels like it could be from a depression medication commercial from 2011
October 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
this photo feels like it could be from a depression medication commercial from 2011
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bout to start spamming wifi deauth packets every time i go outside
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
bout to start spamming wifi deauth packets every time i go outside