Jordan Pizza
@pizzaface.bsky.social
he/him
Programmer, Shitposter, Problem Solver
Programmer, Shitposter, Problem Solver
ninja: *flinches*
me:
me:
October 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
ninja: *flinches*
me:
me:
how it feels to smoke a j and listen to aria math
September 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
how it feels to smoke a j and listen to aria math
me finishing writing these and going back to the article to see this:
🙃
🙃
June 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
me finishing writing these and going back to the article to see this:
🙃
🙃
tooth cracked
no dentists to fix it
family guy frame page posted this frame
facebook got blocked for 3 days
just waiting for the next piece of this to drop
no dentists to fix it
family guy frame page posted this frame
facebook got blocked for 3 days
just waiting for the next piece of this to drop
May 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
tooth cracked
no dentists to fix it
family guy frame page posted this frame
facebook got blocked for 3 days
just waiting for the next piece of this to drop
no dentists to fix it
family guy frame page posted this frame
facebook got blocked for 3 days
just waiting for the next piece of this to drop
i love my husband so dearly because sometimes he'll accidentally do things like order kings hawaiian rolls via shipping
April 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i love my husband so dearly because sometimes he'll accidentally do things like order kings hawaiian rolls via shipping
there are cool spaceships everywhere for those with the eyes to see
March 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
there are cool spaceships everywhere for those with the eyes to see
not falling for this one again
December 10, 2024 at 1:23 PM
not falling for this one again
this is just so wild to me
November 9, 2024 at 2:54 AM
this is just so wild to me
.@50FirstTates
you were right to say it and you should say it
you were right to say it and you should say it
November 9, 2024 at 2:54 AM
.@50FirstTates
you were right to say it and you should say it
you were right to say it and you should say it
FREE WIFI ANYWHERE YOU GO
*HOLD UP*
RI DI DI DI DI DE-OM BUM
*HOLD UP*
RI DI DI DI DI DE-OM BUM
November 9, 2024 at 2:54 AM
FREE WIFI ANYWHERE YOU GO
*HOLD UP*
RI DI DI DI DI DE-OM BUM
*HOLD UP*
RI DI DI DI DI DE-OM BUM
y'all, i am gonna fucking cry
this is amazing
this is amazing
November 9, 2024 at 2:54 AM
y'all, i am gonna fucking cry
this is amazing
this is amazing
While not a new idea of mine - it's one that I recently completely rewrote from the ground up around this tweet.
Presenting: CoupCoup (Coo-Coo)!
Made this for the @google Gemini Hackathon on @devpost!
(1/...)
Presenting: CoupCoup (Coo-Coo)!
Made this for the @google Gemini Hackathon on @devpost!
(1/...)
November 9, 2024 at 2:54 AM
While not a new idea of mine - it's one that I recently completely rewrote from the ground up around this tweet.
Presenting: CoupCoup (Coo-Coo)!
Made this for the @google Gemini Hackathon on @devpost!
(1/...)
Presenting: CoupCoup (Coo-Coo)!
Made this for the @google Gemini Hackathon on @devpost!
(1/...)
what the FUCK is this TikTok suggested reply
November 9, 2024 at 2:55 AM
what the FUCK is this TikTok suggested reply
i have an extension that chooses a random frame as the thumbnail for a video and got this today
November 9, 2024 at 2:55 AM
i have an extension that chooses a random frame as the thumbnail for a video and got this today
attempting to fix things that don't involve me:
November 9, 2024 at 2:57 AM
attempting to fix things that don't involve me:
