Peter
@pistolpetestar.bsky.social
Washed up beer league utility baddie. High socks. Hearts full. Can't lose.
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Shapiro and Atkins whenever a pitcher with a moustache is available
two men are sitting at a table and one of them is asking the other if he needs one more
Alt: two men are sitting at a table and one of them is asking the other if he needs one more
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Shapiro and Atkins whenever a pitcher with a moustache is available
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Looking at luggage on Amazon, and they have a “what did customers buy after viewing this product” section, and the suggestions for this one is tissues and lotion.
I think I need to buy this luggage.
I think I need to buy this luggage.
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Looking at luggage on Amazon, and they have a “what did customers buy after viewing this product” section, and the suggestions for this one is tissues and lotion.
I think I need to buy this luggage.
I think I need to buy this luggage.
The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about...
My Lady Jane was absolutely delightful. Very funny. Great cast. I adored it. Felt like a sure thing to get renewed but alas it only got one magnificent season. You should watch it
My Lady Jane was absolutely delightful. Very funny. Great cast. I adored it. Felt like a sure thing to get renewed but alas it only got one magnificent season. You should watch it
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about...
My Lady Jane was absolutely delightful. Very funny. Great cast. I adored it. Felt like a sure thing to get renewed but alas it only got one magnificent season. You should watch it
My Lady Jane was absolutely delightful. Very funny. Great cast. I adored it. Felt like a sure thing to get renewed but alas it only got one magnificent season. You should watch it
A LOT of this was during the Jays playoff run.
@pistolpetestar.bsky.social has swears! They've used 212 profanities in their last 1,823 posts.
🥇 "shit" (44 times)
🥈 "fucking" (40 times)
🥉 "fuck" (37 times)
🥇 "shit" (44 times)
🥈 "fucking" (40 times)
🥉 "fuck" (37 times)
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
A LOT of this was during the Jays playoff run.
@profanity.accountant I guess this is a thing we're doing now.
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
@profanity.accountant I guess this is a thing we're doing now.
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The petitioner behind the Dale Nally recall is calling out his MLA, saying he will use the Elections Alberta complaint process to see if Nally breached the Elections Act, while also looking into Premier Smith's comments about his voting record.
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The petitioner behind the Dale Nally recall is calling out his MLA, saying he will use the Elections Alberta complaint process to see if Nally breached the Elections Act, while also looking into Premier Smith's comments about his voting record.
Just another day in Alberta
The petitioner behind the Dale Nally recall is calling out his MLA, saying he will use the Elections Alberta complaint process to see if Nally breached the Elections Act, while also looking into Premier Smith's comments about his voting record.
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Just another day in Alberta
I was sure Roemon Fields was going to be a Guy. He was the exact type of player that I love. Excellent name too.
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I was sure Roemon Fields was going to be a Guy. He was the exact type of player that I love. Excellent name too.
If we find out that Jamal Shead is crashing on Ja'Kobe Walter's pull out bed I'm going to be so in love with this team
Scottie Barnes: "Our chemistry on this team is the best that I’ve been around in my five years in the league. It keeps growing every single day. There’s a lot of laughing, a lot of great moments, making memories on and off the floor. We really enjoy each others’ presence."
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If we find out that Jamal Shead is crashing on Ja'Kobe Walter's pull out bed I'm going to be so in love with this team
Folks, he's done it again! A Thanksgiving masterpiece
gobble, gobble, gobble! and no, this is not a photo — it’s a meticulous drawing of a gorgeous wild turkey with full attention to detail.
as always, i am striving to improve, so let me know if you have any constructive criticism to aid me in my quest to achieve full realism!
as always, i am striving to improve, so let me know if you have any constructive criticism to aid me in my quest to achieve full realism!
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Folks, he's done it again! A Thanksgiving masterpiece
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How many years are things still going be Trudeau's fault for? Sure seems like all the rest of us will forget he existed and they'll still be coming up with things to blame him for
Premier Danielle Smith says she hopes the new energy deal with Mark Carney will help quell seperatist sentiment, saying that Justin Trudeau created the independence movement in Alberta.
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How many years are things still going be Trudeau's fault for? Sure seems like all the rest of us will forget he existed and they'll still be coming up with things to blame him for
Friendly reminder that despite your bumper sticker, Alberta oil does not heart you back.
“Rather than reinvesting those profits in the Canadian economy, the four companies paid out $79.7 billion in dividends and share buybacks, nearly ¾ of which went to foreign shareholders, including 62% to American shareholders.”
www.theenergymix.com/u-s-owned-oi...
www.theenergymix.com/u-s-owned-oi...
U.S.-Owned Oil Sands Giants Send Profits Out of Canada Despite Public Support for Resource Sovereignty
Canada’s biggest oil sands producers are sending a large share of their profits out of the country to their shareholders in the United States, the CEO of the Trottier Family Foundation warns in an opi...
www.theenergymix.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Friendly reminder that despite your bumper sticker, Alberta oil does not heart you back.
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
That Jak on Pascal crime was absolutely incredible
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
That Jak on Pascal crime was absolutely incredible
I hope he wears numéro 6
already tired of your "cease and desist" jokes you guys, be funnier
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I hope he wears numéro 6
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The Starting Mo tation
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Starting Mo tation
If you order a donair and the guy calls you boss, you're in a good donair shop
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you order a donair and the guy calls you boss, you're in a good donair shop
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Sonic the Hedgehog makes his NHL debut--on Columbus Blue Jackets goalie's hockey mask
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November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sonic the Hedgehog makes his NHL debut--on Columbus Blue Jackets goalie's hockey mask
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Also Dick Fitts is still funny, and we will always be able to laugh at Dick Fitts. When your uncle won't shut up about Hunter Biden at Thanksgiving, just close your eyes and imagine Dick Fitts.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Also Dick Fitts is still funny, and we will always be able to laugh at Dick Fitts. When your uncle won't shut up about Hunter Biden at Thanksgiving, just close your eyes and imagine Dick Fitts.
There's a random bit in one of the Futurama DVD menu screens where Bender is off screen cooking and talking. At one point he says something to the extent of "it's made with love, well, partially hydrogenated love" and I think about it like twice a week
This is for people I don't like, so I can't cook it with love sorry lol
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
There's a random bit in one of the Futurama DVD menu screens where Bender is off screen cooking and talking. At one point he says something to the extent of "it's made with love, well, partially hydrogenated love" and I think about it like twice a week
So the guy who already doesn't do his job for his constituents is looking to find a way to do his job even less?
That checks out
That checks out
"We're kind of excited that you can actually use AI to write legislation right now,” Dale Nally told the CBC on Saturday.
Quite a week for this guy.
Quite a week for this guy.
Alberta government eyes AI to write legislation for 1st time | CBC News
The Alberta government is considering using AI technology to write a law for the first time, eyeing a forthcoming piece of whisky legislation as its test case.
www.cbc.ca
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
So the guy who already doesn't do his job for his constituents is looking to find a way to do his job even less?
That checks out
That checks out
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Sorry but this is such bullshit. The Yankees absolutely turned a profit this year. Moving money around shell companies to show a loss for tax purposes doesn’t count here!
🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@BrendanKutyNJ Was it fair to assume the Yankees turned a profit this year?
"No, it's not actually," Hal Steinbrenner said.
The New York Yankees? Not profitable?
READ: https://t.co/wB8aO2PXLX
@BrendanKutyNJ Was it fair to assume the Yankees turned a profit this year?
"No, it's not actually," Hal Steinbrenner said.
The New York Yankees? Not profitable?
READ: https://t.co/wB8aO2PXLX
Tweet
🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@BrendanKutyNJ Was it fair to assume the Yankees turned a profit this year?
"No, it's not actually," Hal Steinbrenner said.
The New York Yankees? Not profitable?
READ: https://t.co/wB8aO2PXLX
t.co
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sorry but this is such bullshit. The Yankees absolutely turned a profit this year. Moving money around shell companies to show a loss for tax purposes doesn’t count here!
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I invite any MLB owner to open their books and show the public how much money their teams lost in 2025. They won’t, because it’s a lie.
No team has EVER sold for less than it was purchased for. Do not fall for crocodile tears from billionaires who are already getting a Trump tax cut!
No team has EVER sold for less than it was purchased for. Do not fall for crocodile tears from billionaires who are already getting a Trump tax cut!
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I invite any MLB owner to open their books and show the public how much money their teams lost in 2025. They won’t, because it’s a lie.
No team has EVER sold for less than it was purchased for. Do not fall for crocodile tears from billionaires who are already getting a Trump tax cut!
No team has EVER sold for less than it was purchased for. Do not fall for crocodile tears from billionaires who are already getting a Trump tax cut!
Almost all of the people with recall petitions against them are saying how undemocratic this is. Let's check the mission statement of the recall act.
Sowing, reaping, etc
Sowing, reaping, etc
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Almost all of the people with recall petitions against them are saying how undemocratic this is. Let's check the mission statement of the recall act.
Sowing, reaping, etc
Sowing, reaping, etc