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so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
Start your year right by throwing up into your kitchen sink in front of friends (whoops)
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Start your year right by throwing up into your kitchen sink in front of friends (whoops)
Start 2026 as I mean to go on: listening to princess superstar in a gay bar 👍
January 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Start 2026 as I mean to go on: listening to princess superstar in a gay bar 👍
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Happy 91st Birthday to Russ Tamblyn
December 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Happy 91st Birthday to Russ Tamblyn
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i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
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December 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The wind is super strong tonight so I can now hear every point scored by Bath Rugby at the Rec, despite being on the other side of town. And the singing. Love it
December 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The wind is super strong tonight so I can now hear every point scored by Bath Rugby at the Rec, despite being on the other side of town. And the singing. Love it
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March 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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George Michael died on Christmas Day in 2016.
He will be remembered for his incredible songwriting talent, his gorgeous vocals and for the greatest non-apology video of all time, following his arrest for cottaging.
He will be remembered for his incredible songwriting talent, his gorgeous vocals and for the greatest non-apology video of all time, following his arrest for cottaging.
December 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
George Michael died on Christmas Day in 2016.
He will be remembered for his incredible songwriting talent, his gorgeous vocals and for the greatest non-apology video of all time, following his arrest for cottaging.
He will be remembered for his incredible songwriting talent, his gorgeous vocals and for the greatest non-apology video of all time, following his arrest for cottaging.
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Why does this pattern on my parents rug look like Pearl
December 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Why does this pattern on my parents rug look like Pearl
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THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
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me calling the pet store: why is my friggin frog straight
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
me calling the pet store: why is my friggin frog straight
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Asking for directions🚀🌠
February 7, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Asking for directions🚀🌠
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are you even inured to the horrors bro
December 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
are you even inured to the horrors bro
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muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
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The genocide is ongoing. Don't stop talking about Palestine.
December 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The genocide is ongoing. Don't stop talking about Palestine.