🎄 mistlejade 🎄
@physicssux.bsky.social
physics phd student -:- she/her 📡
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
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anyone else notice this weird unused space in my room?? what should i fill it with 🤔
remembering the time i was in a local clothes store wearing a pleated tennis skort, and one of the two girls at the checkout said “THATS what i wish we sold here!” so i said “YES!!” and then the other girl said “really? 🙄 a pleated tennis skort?” —
December 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
remembering the time i was in a local clothes store wearing a pleated tennis skort, and one of the two girls at the checkout said “THATS what i wish we sold here!” so i said “YES!!” and then the other girl said “really? 🙄 a pleated tennis skort?” —
who wants to cuddle me make yourselves known
December 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
who wants to cuddle me make yourselves known
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The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
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breasterious akavir
December 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
breasterious akavir
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bluesky should add an option to "bite" other users
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
bluesky should add an option to "bite" other users
my stomach hurts so baaaaaaad blaaaaah
December 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
my stomach hurts so baaaaaaad blaaaaah
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@physicssux.bsky.social OMGOMGOMG JADE THEY ADDED YOU TO STARDEW VALLEY OMGOMG YAYAYAYAYAYAY
MY FAVORITE PRECIOUS MINERAL GIRL YIPPE YIPPEEE!
MY FAVORITE PRECIOUS MINERAL GIRL YIPPE YIPPEEE!
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
@physicssux.bsky.social OMGOMGOMG JADE THEY ADDED YOU TO STARDEW VALLEY OMGOMG YAYAYAYAYAYAY
MY FAVORITE PRECIOUS MINERAL GIRL YIPPE YIPPEEE!
MY FAVORITE PRECIOUS MINERAL GIRL YIPPE YIPPEEE!
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teasing a khajit girl with skooma soaked yarn
December 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
teasing a khajit girl with skooma soaked yarn
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oughhgggggg
where were you when the dragon bred
where were you when the dragon bred
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
oughhgggggg
where were you when the dragon bred
where were you when the dragon bred
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J'Zargo has no time for milkers, only magics
December 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
J'Zargo has no time for milkers, only magics
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I'm going to kill you with laser beams
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm going to kill you with laser beams
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CHUGGIN THE HIST SAP THAT GIVES US SNAKE TITTIES
December 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
CHUGGIN THE HIST SAP THAT GIVES US SNAKE TITTIES
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we out here huffing skooma and chugging hist sap
December 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
we out here huffing skooma and chugging hist sap
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nice whip bro how much puppypower does it have?
December 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
nice whip bro how much puppypower does it have?
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can you believe this
December 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
can you believe this
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if I was a woman, I would be a lesbian fr
December 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
if I was a woman, I would be a lesbian fr
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i, president donald j trump, he/him, do solemnly swear,
December 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i, president donald j trump, he/him, do solemnly swear,
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kylo ren would pay for twitter likes yeah
December 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
kylo ren would pay for twitter likes yeah
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me hitting like on this with my greasy taco bell fingers, slurping my baja blast zero
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
me hitting like on this with my greasy taco bell fingers, slurping my baja blast zero
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i just think its fucked up that im not kissing a girl rn
December 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i just think its fucked up that im not kissing a girl rn
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need caffeine and a hot cocoa and a kiss
December 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
need caffeine and a hot cocoa and a kiss
my mom and i were driving around in phoenix arizona the first time we heard this and we were 100% convinced he was saying “we’re up all mexican lucky”
December 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
my mom and i were driving around in phoenix arizona the first time we heard this and we were 100% convinced he was saying “we’re up all mexican lucky”
would u compare elon musk to noted big baby wannabe loser kylo ren
December 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
would u compare elon musk to noted big baby wannabe loser kylo ren