JADE!!!
@physicssux.bsky.social
physics phd student -:- she/her 📡
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li; sυ hohchifo yυt hashilli
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li; sυ hohchifo yυt hashilli
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hey guys when do i stop being depressed does that happen soon :3
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
hey guys when do i stop being depressed does that happen soon :3
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something stupid just happened cant tweet about it rt if you agree
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
something stupid just happened cant tweet about it rt if you agree
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November 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
i can’t believe you specifically have the ability to “transmog” people in vanilla skyrim
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
i can’t believe you specifically have the ability to “transmog” people in vanilla skyrim
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bro are you fucking kidding me
![quote from the Economist article which says "[study authors] are now looking at whether AI facial analysis can give lenders useful clues about a person’s propensity to repay loans. For people without access to credit, that could be a blessing."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ofjbklfvptnupad4lxumblw/bafkreia3yctiqd7ejumpd6novxjpiycphtfkc3bdgd573jw37faqdl7o7m@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
bro are you fucking kidding me
how do i give a talk on native american history without... talking about... yknow... native american history to a live audience... yknow what i mean
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
how do i give a talk on native american history without... talking about... yknow... native american history to a live audience... yknow what i mean
we need funnier town names. imagine telling someone yeah im from grandpa city
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
we need funnier town names. imagine telling someone yeah im from grandpa city
i guess it's probably yvlhki himitta
choctaw /tttt/ doomers be like: that doesn't apply to me you're a yυlhkushi
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i guess it's probably yvlhki himitta
writing down a long phrase to memorize in choctaw before my talk tomorrow mwahahaha
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
writing down a long phrase to memorize in choctaw before my talk tomorrow mwahahaha
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the ps2's limitations drove infinitely more ingenuity and creativity than the ps4 and ps5 combined
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
the ps2's limitations drove infinitely more ingenuity and creativity than the ps4 and ps5 combined
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video game consoles are too powerful
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
video game consoles are too powerful
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did flubber have tboy swag
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
did flubber have tboy swag
choctaw /tttt/ doomers be like: that doesn't apply to me you're a yυlhkushi
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
choctaw /tttt/ doomers be like: that doesn't apply to me you're a yυlhkushi
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who up wallowing on it
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
who up wallowing on it
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🍂 *explaining snuff to an american* so imagine if i was burger
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
🍂 *explaining snuff to an american* so imagine if i was burger
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Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
just sprinted 100m and oddly i feel awesome
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
just sprinted 100m and oddly i feel awesome
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responding to a breakup text with "L ragebait"
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
responding to a breakup text with "L ragebait"
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that one just seems bad, but like it's a bad euphemism, not upsetting. like what are you gonna do, light my dick on fire? have a nice dinner lit by my rock-hard cock-flame? oh no honey the power's out better light my skin flute! unwieldy and unsatisfactory just like my w
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
that one just seems bad, but like it's a bad euphemism, not upsetting. like what are you gonna do, light my dick on fire? have a nice dinner lit by my rock-hard cock-flame? oh no honey the power's out better light my skin flute! unwieldy and unsatisfactory just like my w
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from u/voidgirlfriend
October 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
from u/voidgirlfriend
i got my roommate to start calling herself smart and a genius 🥺🥺🥺🥺 woohoo
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i got my roommate to start calling herself smart and a genius 🥺🥺🥺🥺 woohoo
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when doakes is mean to dexter
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
when doakes is mean to dexter