Philipp Suessmann
@philsuessmann.bsky.social
I Was Told There'd Be Cake
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If this isn’t 25th amendment territory nothing is.
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If this isn’t 25th amendment territory nothing is.
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Oh boy he spiralling
Q: Why wait for Congress to release the Epstein files? Why not just do it now?
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Oh boy he spiralling
Good stuff. Trump should be worried.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Good stuff. Trump should be worried.
I think it's impossible to predict what will happen, but I think people working in politics should start preparing for the Vance-presidency.
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I think it's impossible to predict what will happen, but I think people working in politics should start preparing for the Vance-presidency.
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It's been almost a year since the TikTok ban was supposed to go into effect and literally no one — even the people who wrote the law — know what the hell is going on with the app. Another Trump deal we'll just keep tracking! @laurenfeiner.bsky.social reports www.theverge.com/policy/82216...
Even the lawmakers behind the TikTok ban have no idea what’s going on
TikTok was supposed to be banned from the US 10 months ago.
www.theverge.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's been almost a year since the TikTok ban was supposed to go into effect and literally no one — even the people who wrote the law — know what the hell is going on with the app. Another Trump deal we'll just keep tracking! @laurenfeiner.bsky.social reports www.theverge.com/policy/82216...
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Die Umstellung auf die #Bezahlkarte führt Hunderttausende in die Schuldenfalle.
Viele Abbuchungen vom alten Konto scheitern, mangels Deckung kann das nicht gekündigt werden, Inkassobüros laufen auf, Schuldenberatung ist überlaufen, etc pp.
Danke für nichts @gruene-bundestag.de, ich darf hier
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Viele Abbuchungen vom alten Konto scheitern, mangels Deckung kann das nicht gekündigt werden, Inkassobüros laufen auf, Schuldenberatung ist überlaufen, etc pp.
Danke für nichts @gruene-bundestag.de, ich darf hier
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November 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Die Umstellung auf die #Bezahlkarte führt Hunderttausende in die Schuldenfalle.
Viele Abbuchungen vom alten Konto scheitern, mangels Deckung kann das nicht gekündigt werden, Inkassobüros laufen auf, Schuldenberatung ist überlaufen, etc pp.
Danke für nichts @gruene-bundestag.de, ich darf hier
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Viele Abbuchungen vom alten Konto scheitern, mangels Deckung kann das nicht gekündigt werden, Inkassobüros laufen auf, Schuldenberatung ist überlaufen, etc pp.
Danke für nichts @gruene-bundestag.de, ich darf hier
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November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Nach #Gottschalk scheint man das nochmal klarstellen zu müssen:
CHER spricht man nicht aus wie das englische Wort für Stuhl - CHAIR. Das C ist weich am Anfang, also "SCHÄR".
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
CHER spricht man nicht aus wie das englische Wort für Stuhl - CHAIR. Das C ist weich am Anfang, also "SCHÄR".
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Nach #Gottschalk scheint man das nochmal klarstellen zu müssen:
CHER spricht man nicht aus wie das englische Wort für Stuhl - CHAIR. Das C ist weich am Anfang, also "SCHÄR".
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
CHER spricht man nicht aus wie das englische Wort für Stuhl - CHAIR. Das C ist weich am Anfang, also "SCHÄR".
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Warum @hendrikstreeck.bsky.social Deutschlands gefährlichster Gesundheitspolitiker ist. 🧵
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Warum @hendrikstreeck.bsky.social Deutschlands gefährlichster Gesundheitspolitiker ist. 🧵
Das wirklich irritierende an dieser Story: Das Unternehmen verkaufte ein Getränk mit dem Namen "Virgin Gin Alkoholfrei".
Warum nicht gleich "VirGin Alkoholfrei"?
ITS RIGHT THERE!
www.lto.de/recht/nachri...
Warum nicht gleich "VirGin Alkoholfrei"?
ITS RIGHT THERE!
www.lto.de/recht/nachri...
EuGH: Alkoholfreier Gin darf nicht Gin genannt werden
Was keinen Alkohol hat, darf nicht Gin heißen – auch nicht mit dem Zusatz alkoholfrei, entschied der EuGH.
www.lto.de
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Das wirklich irritierende an dieser Story: Das Unternehmen verkaufte ein Getränk mit dem Namen "Virgin Gin Alkoholfrei".
Warum nicht gleich "VirGin Alkoholfrei"?
ITS RIGHT THERE!
www.lto.de/recht/nachri...
Warum nicht gleich "VirGin Alkoholfrei"?
ITS RIGHT THERE!
www.lto.de/recht/nachri...
Megyn Kelly's daughter is 14yrs old.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Megyn Kelly's daughter is 14yrs old.
We are so fucked
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...)
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...)
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We are so fucked
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
I'm increasingly convinced that the #Epstein case will follow the same path as the Muller investigation. The smoking gun will come out, but with Trump being in control of the investigation and prosecution, his apparatus will be able to spin all revelations just enough for him to hold on.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm increasingly convinced that the #Epstein case will follow the same path as the Muller investigation. The smoking gun will come out, but with Trump being in control of the investigation and prosecution, his apparatus will be able to spin all revelations just enough for him to hold on.
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
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Mike Johnson refused to swear in Adelita Grijalva for 7 weeks after she won her election by about 40 points. Mitch McConnell refused to give Obama’s Supreme Court nominee, Merrick Garland, even a hearing for most of a year. Sen. Tommy Tuberville blocked all military nominations for 10 months /
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Mike Johnson refused to swear in Adelita Grijalva for 7 weeks after she won her election by about 40 points. Mitch McConnell refused to give Obama’s Supreme Court nominee, Merrick Garland, even a hearing for most of a year. Sen. Tommy Tuberville blocked all military nominations for 10 months /
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BIG NEWS: Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva will finally be sworn in as a member of Congress tomorrow.
She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.
She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
BIG NEWS: Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva will finally be sworn in as a member of Congress tomorrow.
She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.
She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.
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has alex karp always been this nuts
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
has alex karp always been this nuts
Psychiaterin: "Also die Tabletten zur Behandlung ihrer akuten. maliziösen Wahnvorstellungen kann ich leider nicht über die Kasse abrechnen, da müssen wir priva...."
Ich: *zieht WahnCard 100, 1. Klasse*
Ich: *zieht WahnCard 100, 1. Klasse*
Kellner im indischen Restaurant: "Das macht 13,50€ für das Curry, 2,70€ für das..."
Ich: *zieht NaanCard 100, 1. Klasse*
Ich: *zieht NaanCard 100, 1. Klasse*
Zahnarzt: "Diese Leistung müssten Sie dann allerdings selbst za..."
Ich: *zieht ZahnCard 100, 1. Klasse*
Ich: *zieht ZahnCard 100, 1. Klasse*
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Psychiaterin: "Also die Tabletten zur Behandlung ihrer akuten. maliziösen Wahnvorstellungen kann ich leider nicht über die Kasse abrechnen, da müssen wir priva...."
Ich: *zieht WahnCard 100, 1. Klasse*
Ich: *zieht WahnCard 100, 1. Klasse*
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None of the Dem Senators (or Democratic-caucusing) who voted yes on the CR are worried about reelection:
• Dick Durbin – IL – Retiring 2026
• Catherine Cortez Masto – NV – Up 2028
• Jacky Rosen – NV – Up 2030
• John Fetterman – PA – Up 2028
• Maggie Hassan – NH – Up 2028
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• Dick Durbin – IL – Retiring 2026
• Catherine Cortez Masto – NV – Up 2028
• Jacky Rosen – NV – Up 2030
• John Fetterman – PA – Up 2028
• Maggie Hassan – NH – Up 2028
1/2
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
None of the Dem Senators (or Democratic-caucusing) who voted yes on the CR are worried about reelection:
• Dick Durbin – IL – Retiring 2026
• Catherine Cortez Masto – NV – Up 2028
• Jacky Rosen – NV – Up 2030
• John Fetterman – PA – Up 2028
• Maggie Hassan – NH – Up 2028
1/2
• Dick Durbin – IL – Retiring 2026
• Catherine Cortez Masto – NV – Up 2028
• Jacky Rosen – NV – Up 2030
• John Fetterman – PA – Up 2028
• Maggie Hassan – NH – Up 2028
1/2
Drohender Wetterumschwung mit Polarkälte und Schneemassen?
Wen kümmerts, wenn übermorgen #Anno117 erscheint und man ohnehin nicht mehr vor die Tür gehen möchte?
Wen kümmerts, wenn übermorgen #Anno117 erscheint und man ohnehin nicht mehr vor die Tür gehen möchte?
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Drohender Wetterumschwung mit Polarkälte und Schneemassen?
Wen kümmerts, wenn übermorgen #Anno117 erscheint und man ohnehin nicht mehr vor die Tür gehen möchte?
Wen kümmerts, wenn übermorgen #Anno117 erscheint und man ohnehin nicht mehr vor die Tür gehen möchte?
Guillermo del Toros #Frankenstein ist das filmische Äquivalent zu einer meisterhaft dekorierten Torte, die so schön aussieht, dass man sie nicht anschneiden möchte. 🍰🤩
Ohne Zweifel der Augenschmaus-Film des Jahres und gegen Ende berührender als erwartet. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Ohne Zweifel der Augenschmaus-Film des Jahres und gegen Ende berührender als erwartet. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
a woman wearing a green scarf around her head
ALT: a woman wearing a green scarf around her head
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Guillermo del Toros #Frankenstein ist das filmische Äquivalent zu einer meisterhaft dekorierten Torte, die so schön aussieht, dass man sie nicht anschneiden möchte. 🍰🤩
Ohne Zweifel der Augenschmaus-Film des Jahres und gegen Ende berührender als erwartet. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Ohne Zweifel der Augenschmaus-Film des Jahres und gegen Ende berührender als erwartet. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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cooked his ass
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
cooked his ass