Philosopotter
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Y'all skeet skeet God damn
even the other side of the pillow was hot
July 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
even the other side of the pillow was hot
Just in case anyone else needs to feel ancient today, my 8-year-old said to me, "Why are there numbers on the TV remote?"
January 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Just in case anyone else needs to feel ancient today, my 8-year-old said to me, "Why are there numbers on the TV remote?"
Schrodinger's Lopetegui in a permanent state of being sacked for sure yet somehow not sacked
January 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Schrodinger's Lopetegui in a permanent state of being sacked for sure yet somehow not sacked
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I've ditched the crackers and gone straight to just eating the brie off a knife. It's still Christmas.
December 29, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I've ditched the crackers and gone straight to just eating the brie off a knife. It's still Christmas.
I have already abandoned the concept of days of the week
December 23, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I have already abandoned the concept of days of the week
Forget the debate about Die Hard being a Christmas film. The actual best Christmas film is little-known cult classic, Gremlin (1985). Despite a damp box office performance (or because of it), it spawned much more successful sequels.
December 23, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Forget the debate about Die Hard being a Christmas film. The actual best Christmas film is little-known cult classic, Gremlin (1985). Despite a damp box office performance (or because of it), it spawned much more successful sequels.
Rashford suddenly finding form while wearing a suspiciously large hat
From the soccer community on Reddit: [Mike Keegan]Man United hit by MICE infestation at Old Trafford as stadium's hygiene rating is slashed after inspectors find evidence of rodents in FOOD kiosk and ...
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December 23, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Rashford suddenly finding form while wearing a suspiciously large hat
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The four wise men gave Jesus gold, frankincense, myrrh and nickel but Jesus gave the nickelback and that guy never made it as a wise man
December 18, 2024 at 5:54 PM
The four wise men gave Jesus gold, frankincense, myrrh and nickel but Jesus gave the nickelback and that guy never made it as a wise man
There is no way it's only Monday
December 16, 2024 at 5:24 PM
There is no way it's only Monday
Putting on the Manchester derby wondering which one of them will be this
a cartoon of homer simpson saying " get ready everybody he 's about to do something stupid "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson saying " get ready everybody he 's about to do something stupid "
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December 15, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Putting on the Manchester derby wondering which one of them will be this
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if you told me the story of Jesus for the first time, when you got to the crucifixion i would be certain that he was going to use his powers as a carpenter to get out of it. that’s why it must have been included
December 14, 2024 at 6:14 PM
if you told me the story of Jesus for the first time, when you got to the crucifixion i would be certain that he was going to use his powers as a carpenter to get out of it. that’s why it must have been included
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That should do it.
December 11, 2024 at 8:58 AM
That should do it.
Nature is healing
‘Kids were in tears’: visitors complain of Santa ‘shambles’ at Hampshire grotto
‘Kids were in tears’: visitors complain of Santa ‘shambles’ at Hampshire grotto
Refunds offered for event at Great Hall in Winchester after visitors say Santa is not jovial and beard is ‘blatantly fake’
Finding the right candidate to play the part of Santa (when the real one is too busy preparing for the festive season) can be a…
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December 10, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Nature is healing
The kids screamed when they saw my father-in-law's festive Colonel Sanders
December 8, 2024 at 8:37 PM
The kids screamed when they saw my father-in-law's festive Colonel Sanders
Bah gawd! That's David Moyes' music!
West Ham v Wolves on Monday. Already dubbed by the media as 'El Sackico'. They should go full WWE and officially make the match 'loser gets fired'. Would make it a must watch.
December 7, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Bah gawd! That's David Moyes' music!
West Ham v Wolves on Monday. Already dubbed by the media as 'El Sackico'. They should go full WWE and officially make the match 'loser gets fired'. Would make it a must watch.
December 7, 2024 at 8:18 PM
West Ham v Wolves on Monday. Already dubbed by the media as 'El Sackico'. They should go full WWE and officially make the match 'loser gets fired'. Would make it a must watch.
I can't believe they scheduled the Merseyside derby at the same time the Stoke game is on TV. I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
December 6, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I can't believe they scheduled the Merseyside derby at the same time the Stoke game is on TV. I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
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Amazon proof of delivery photo.
December 5, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Amazon proof of delivery photo.
Huh... Spotify have identified some really niche genres, I guess.
December 5, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Huh... Spotify have identified some really niche genres, I guess.
Loads of people around where I live have put an inflatable Grinch outside that looks like it's abseiling down their house with stolen presents.
Fine. But when it's deflated, he looks like he's hanged himself.
Fine. But when it's deflated, he looks like he's hanged himself.
December 5, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Loads of people around where I live have put an inflatable Grinch outside that looks like it's abseiling down their house with stolen presents.
Fine. But when it's deflated, he looks like he's hanged himself.
Fine. But when it's deflated, he looks like he's hanged himself.
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Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris
December 5, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
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someone should make a labeler on here for people who bought check marks from elon must. dont let them hide from it
December 1, 2024 at 9:41 PM
someone should make a labeler on here for people who bought check marks from elon must. dont let them hide from it