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@philologicalbat.bsky.social
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Bats, friendly neighborhood gremlin. she/her. qiye; all other fandoms by accident. writer of little stories. "I like his butt but I'm super normal about it." 🔞
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phnelt.bsky.social
Jumping and popping? ?en esta economia?
March 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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racheldeering.bsky.social
Hello Wednesday.
Bats with Umbrellas, Tsukioka Yoshitoshi, 1882.
As described, It depicts bats in place of actors from the popular kabuki play Chūshingura. The print is a parody, replacing the play's dramatic actors with bats.
March 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
philologicalbat.bsky.social
“Why is no one in the media talking about this?!” and it’s literally the top story on the NYT website.
February 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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synnnnn.bsky.social
hiiiii i'm offering fic for @fthkpop.bsky.social but currently listed under 'syn' -- in process of getting my username changed on the sheet to 'tuhreesha', which is my ao3 handle but take a look if you're interested~~~~ lots of yr faves on there as well!
fthkpop.bsky.social FTH K-pop @fthkpop.bsky.social · Feb 21
BROWSING period is now open! 🌠

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❤️‍🔥 Use this mastersheet to see a quick overview of all Kpop offers: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

💞 Or use the list of tags for ALL offers here: fth2025offerings.dreamwidth.org/tag/
February 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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threadotweets.bsky.social
how's annie? @ventriclemouse Dad jokes are ok but Mom Jokes are insisting that a squirrel she sees a lot is the mayor of the neighborhood and every time you talk she says "I saw the mayor today."
February 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
Happy ten years to this bad boy.
A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.
February 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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oliveoilcorp.bsky.social
"well as long as it's age appropriate" no fuck you guys actually, i read adult books when i was 12 and now i'm weird as hell, as i SHOULD be
February 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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jenramose.online
THE WHOLE STADIUM YELLING "A MINOR" JUST GAVE ME NEW LIFE AND A NEW DEDICATION TO BEING A HATER
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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gnuman1979.bsky.social
Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Bullwinkle?
January 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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axlchalieux.bsky.social
A little nap for the morning study cat ♥ #cat #art #morningstudy
A cat sleeping in an oil painting style
January 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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dril.bsky.social
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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chrisstantis.bsky.social
He looks like a Muppet who's going to do physical comedy with Rizzo
whysharksmatter.bsky.social David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · Jan 19
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes
January 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.
January 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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passtheyaoii.bsky.social
Yknow what day it is 😎
January 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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elysewillems.bsky.social
Resurfacing this old wisdom imparted by a sage internet denizen of yore, as we embark on this new Bluesky journey together:
"wow you blocked me just cuz I disagreed with you???" yes. Yes, exactly. This is a social media site. I come here to look at pictures of birds and shit post with my friends. This is not a town hall merging; I am not your elected official. I do not owe you my energy, my space, or my time. You and I are strangers that use the same website. I can block you for literally any reasons and that's okay. Take a deep breath. Block me too. You'll feel better.
January 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used
January 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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sannewman.bsky.social
Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then all the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. Now you're free.
January 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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bickpixx.bsky.social
Whenever people ask me if I'm a gifted artist.
A stupid ass edit of Hulk as a skilled artist.
January 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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danmeichael.bsky.social
bodyswap aus are always good. put that guy in a situation, that situation being another guy.
January 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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arcdraws.bsky.social
He's a secret agent
January 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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narumila.bsky.social
so, I've found straight hockey romance books, feels a bit weird coming at those after devouring mlm romances. are there also wlw hockey romance books? #LookingForBookRecs
January 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
philologicalbat.bsky.social
me, being forcefanned into caring about ateez: I’m gonna pretend this isn’t happening
January 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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lainenooney.bsky.social
Every time I hear about a new thing a marketer claims genAI will do, I think of Joyce, the most exhausted computer wife of 1980: "Wake me when this shit can make a bed."
January 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM