Universal basic bitch
pharmasean.bsky.social
Universal basic bitch
@pharmasean.bsky.social
Started from the bottom, now discovering even deeper bottoms that were heretofore unimagined
Trying to work up the courage to ask my friend group if they’re ready to take the next step and become a survivalist cult
May 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Wild on
May 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I  know your goal is to try to make life as hard as possible for immigrants.
May 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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great thread. Modern times have brought even greater clarity to the rights of all people
May 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“Maybe you only get 2 anime for Christmas instead of 30 anime” should go over really well with his base
May 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The Kentucky Derby should be more like pro wrestling. Like the horses should be made up in skeleton makeup, and have names like the Equine Reaper
May 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Decided that I finally need to watch some of the cultural touchstones of film
May 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.
April 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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not everyone capable of thinking deeply is funny, but I've found that the marked inability to be funny (while trying to be!) really underscores that person's lack of ability to think deeply
i think about this a lot
April 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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One of the most shocking things I have read for a while:
t.co/lg46ijHLDF
April 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Wow, our authoritarian overlords are so kind, that when they throw us in prison for ten years with no due process, we can cut our sentence down to 5 years if we just sew t-shirts every single day
one of the tasks of the American left is to explain to retail and service workers that this is the future that America has planned for them
April 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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A US citizen with a learning disability who has just suffered a medical emergency asks a CBP officer for directions outside the emergency room. He ends up detained in an icebox for ten days and has the assistant secretary of DHS lying about him to the public at large. popular.info/p/us-citizen...
April 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I feel like we need to keep saying this because it’s so insane: This is a legal U.S. resident who has been detained for over a month now for his political opinions.
The Department of Homeland Security denied Mahmoud Khalil permission to attend the birth of his first child, who was delivered at a New York hospital on Monday, according to emails reviewed by The New York Times.
Mahmoud Khalil’s Son Arrives After ICE Refuses to Let Him Attend Birth
Mr. Khalil, a permanent resident detained in Louisiana, had requested a monitored furlough for the birth. His request was denied in less than an hour.
www.nytimes.com
April 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
New wife guy just dropped:
“The state secret wife texter”
“Unlike the chat in which The Atlantic was mistakenly included, the newly revealed one was created by Mr. Hegseth. It included his wife and about a dozen other people from his personal and professional inner circle…”
Hegseth Said to Have Shared Attack Details in Second Signal Chat (Gift Article)
The defense secretary sent sensitive information about strikes in Yemen to an encrypted group chat that included his wife and brother, people familiar with the matter said.
www.nytimes.com
April 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."
April 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Pro-natalists: you need to have at least 10 kids

Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation?

Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate
April 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind.

An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one."

The other said, "Take him anyway."

So they did.
April 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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New — The court has issued a temporary restraining order blocking the removal of Mohsen Mahdawi from the US or Vermont.

The Trump-Vance administration ignored such an order previously, when it moved Rumeysa Ozturk out of Massachusetts to Louisiana.
April 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
SCOTUS: you can’t imprison people without trial
White House: how about if we put them in a foreign prison
SCOTUS: you cant put them in a foreign prison
White House: how dare you meddle in foreign affairs!!!
April 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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STAND and DEMAND the immediate return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

BRING HIM HOME!

Abrego Garcia is a SMART Local 100 first-year apprentice who was working full-time to support his young family — before he was brutally abducted and illegally deported to El Salvador.

SMART General President…
April 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Why aren’t people producing more babies to fuel our nations baby-grinding machines??
does anyone have a cannon pointed at the sun I can borrow? need to shoot myself into the sun with a cannon
April 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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How academics imagine their lives would look like if they decide to work in tech
April 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM