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Phaea Crede
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Picture book author | Rat enthusiast 🐀 | https://linktr.ee/phaeacrede
Some good names for bats:

Batthew
Batalie
Bathan
Bathanial
Battany
Bathrine
Bathy
Batricia
Batrick
Elizabat
Bat Baterson
January 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
2,000!!!!??? What the fuck!!!!

"The death toll from major anti-government protests in Iran reached at least 2,000 as of Tuesday, according to data published by the the U.S.-based Human Rights Activists News Agency (HRANA), over 16 days of unrest." Source: ABC News
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
This sentence from Slate says it all:

"There is no rule of proportionality in the MAGA universe: Any left-leaning protest activity or civil disobedience is grounds for assassination."

apple.news/A-6kZfzRsQNi...
In the Horrifying New Video Filmed by Renee Good’s Killer, Her Real “Crime” Is Clear — Slate
New footage of her killing at the hands of Immigration and Customs Enforcement isn’t exculpatory—but it sure serves a purpose for MAGA.
apple.news
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
We can't just kidnap presidents!!! What is happening!!!?
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 PM
NO HBO I DONT WANT TO WATCH FRIENDS
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
HBO you are so messy with all these weight loss ad breaks for your beloved Heated Rivalry viewers
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Looking for ideas - let me know
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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“Pick this up for a tale of snowy winter, community celebration, and friends who dare to hope against the odds” THE LITTLEST SOLSTICE TREE is from @beamingbooksmn.bsky.social yabookscentral.com/the-littlest...
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Bad bad weekend.
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm really sorry but the Muppet Christmas Carol is extremely boring. I'm so sorry. I'm very sorry.
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
How do towns decide whether to call them speed bumps (dignified) vs speed humps (shameful)?
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
IS MY STREET HAUNTED
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Princess Battle Royale by Phaea Crede Picture Book Launch

buff.ly/R8F96pO via @pragmaticmom @phaeacrede.bsky.social

#ReadYourWorld #picturebook #booklaunch #hilarious
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Bodega pigeon!
October 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The saddest thing about AI for me is that it personifies that voice inside of us that "says you're not good enough at writing or art" and then amps it up by saying "let me do it for you - don't even try"
October 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Goths are so in right now
October 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
It sure is fall!

The fall of western civilization!
September 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I feel like Eric Adams is speaking directly to me.
this is a real video eric adams posted today.. not sure he remembers he's running for mayor or what at this point
September 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Curious why a standard picture book is 32 pages in traditional #KidLit trade publishing? And why NOT all 32 pages are for story content? In this #PictureBooks101 post, I explain picture book format & construction:
debbieohi.com/2025/09/pict...
September 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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It was never about “freedom.” It was always about who was in control.
September 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Once again, RFK, Jr. is trying to dismantle a highly effective, longstanding public health measure that protects people from getting sick. We have so much data on the effectiveness of fluoride. So much data.

By the way, dental work is not covered by most health insurance plans.
September 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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"Let’s be clear about what just happened: Jimmy Kimmel, a prominent late-night comedian, was just taken off the airwaves because the Trump administration didn’t like what he had to say — and threatened his employer until they shut him up."
"The Trump administration has learned to effectively weaponize the regulatory powers of the federal government to punish speech it doesn’t like from people it doesn’t like. [It] shows how far down the authoritarian road the United States has traveled in just 8 months." www.vox.com/politics/461...
Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel
Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.
www.vox.com
September 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM