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Petrichoreographer
@petrichoreographer.bsky.social
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Aspiring raccoon, actual idiot.
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nicklutsko.bsky.social
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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grickle.bsky.social
Surprise!!! #grickledoodle #thanksgiving #turkeyday #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror
A cartoon illustration of armed turkeys springing out of a cooked turkey attacking everyone at a Thanksgiving dinner setting. Caption reads "The Trojan Turkey."
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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sonofahurricane.bsky.social
Please admire my 88 year old grandfather’s grocery list
A list with carefully printed text that reads “sweet rolls popcorn donuts ensure yogurt ice cream sandwiches cookies Diet Coke”
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
petrichoreographer.bsky.social
Strewn in my path on my way to the bus. Roasted by The Universe at large.
A picture of a Basic Energy Pokémon card, depicting an eye emblem on a purple background.
October 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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byelacey.bsky.social
it's that time of year, it's time to get your flu and covid booster shot unless you're from massachusetts then it's time for your flu and covid borcester shot
October 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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antlervel.vet
🎶 H-O-T-T-D-O-G
🎶 “Hot dog” with an extra T
June 27, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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norock.bsky.social
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Art by • Julien Delval
July 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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seamas.bsky.social
Some good news, lads. I'm delighted to confirm that the joy I unlocked by pronouncing Moby as "mobby" for the past few years, has now been exponentially outdone by referring to Cher as "chair". It's an absolute blockbuster. Few expect it. Everybody loves it. A mind weapon of immense power. 10/10.
seamas.bsky.social The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · Oct 2
One very underrated pick-me-up is deliberately mispronouncing things. Commit to saying "arples" or "bananners" and you'll see results in days. Only ever pronouncing Moby as "mobby" has been an absolute game changer for my mental health and I'd recommend it to anyone.
July 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
petrichoreographer.bsky.social
Here is a carrot my mother grew from scratch and just harvested for our dog.
A teensy, tiny carrot.
July 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
Movies as paper titles:

Splinter, M. et al. (1990). "Traditional ninjitsu training increases overall survivability (OS) in an adolescent cohort of wood turtles, Glyptemys insculpta, exposed to ionizing radiation in the New York sewer system." Rept Gen. 90(6):407-409.
January 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
petrichoreographer.bsky.social
Fridge dive = ploughman's lunch indoor picnic and NaddPod Ep. 2.
A ploughman's lunch on a large olive-green plate. Clockwise: red grapes, toasted and buttered whole grain bread, cherry tomatoes on the vine, cornichons, honey smoked ham, a hard-boiled egg, a few small slices of cheddar, and some apple slices, all surrounding a small dish of Branston pickle. There is also a small bottle of Martinelli's pear cider.
May 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Here we go again. Please donate to support our laid off Polygon comrades. www.gofundme.com/f/support-po...
Donate to Support Polygon Workers and the Vox Media Union, organized by Ashok Selvam
On Thursday, May 1, Vox Media announced the sale of beloved video game s… Ashok Selvam needs your support for Support Polygon Workers and the Vox Media Union
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May 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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wendyxu.bsky.social
holy shit. bianca is one of my favorite people in the entire world please send them $$$ if you can spare
zolwia.bsky.social Charlot Kristensen @zolwia.bsky.social · May 1
A lot of us know Bianca in the comics community, pls help by sharing the donation link www.paypal.com/paypalme/bia...
Screenshot of an Instagram story by Bianca Xunise, it includes a photo of them in a hospital bed. The text reads: "Hey y'all I kinda got hit by a car yesterday. My head and my drawing hand took the worst lf it. As a result I had to drop some gigs I needed so I can rest and recover. I'm taking a financial hit rn I could really use some support. If you can throw something my way to help bridge the gap and some after care that'll be awesome"
May 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
petrichoreographer.bsky.social
Y'all. Y'ALL.

Swirl peanut butter through the yogurt, then pour melted dark chocolate over the top and sprinkle with flaky sea salt. Freeze till you can crack the lid with a spoon for that oh-so-good crème brûlée satisfaction.
A single-serving container of Trader Joe's vanilla & cream yogurt, with a dark chocolate and sea salt lid. A single-serving container of Trader Joe's vanilla & cream yogurt, with a dark chocolate and sea salt lid cracked by a spoon. There is peanut butter swirled through the yogurt beneath the chocolate.
April 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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a-warm-garlic-yurt.bsky.social
I love stitching insects and displaying them on my walls (faux taxidermy style). Nature is my vibe and I'm slowly making my craft space looks as much like a forest as I can 😁

I'm trying to think of the next insect to stitch. What would you pick?

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#embroidery #handembroidery #blueskyart
Hand embroidery of a salt marsh moth, with white forewings with black speckles and bright yellow hindwings. The moth is stitched with a 3d stumpwork effect, giving it the appearance of coming of the surface of the fabric. It is mounted in a round wooden frame.
April 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
petrichoreographer.bsky.social
I put the container of Parmesan that came with my pizza in my sweatshirt pocket and.

Forgot.
A small to-go container that was once, but is no longer, full of Parmesan.
April 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
petrichoreographer.bsky.social
Anxiety and fear have been clawing at my insides every day for so long now–literally jolted out of a dead sleep last night with my heart pounding a mile a minute–but today, I ran into what I believe is one of our visitors from last spring. Glad to see they're back for the season.
A mourning dove sits atop a nest, tucked in the branches of a tree.
April 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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antlervel.vet
VETERAN NARRATIVE DESIGNER/GAME WRITER IN DESPERATE NEED OF A JOB

- Almost 20 years experience
- Original writer/ND for mobile hit Lily’s Garden
- Worked with big IPs like World of Warcraft, Marvel, DC
- Experience with mobile, console, and PC

Please, please, please help me. I am out of time.
Stella Sacco - Saber Interactive | LinkedIn
Veteran in narrative, content, and creative direction for hit games like Lily’s Garden… · Experience: Saber Interactive · Education: Sage College · Location: New York · 500+ connections on LinkedIn. V...
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April 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
April Ludgate from Parks and Rec saying “I didnt think March 31st existed”
March 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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catbus.phd
the perfect wall clock doesn't ex......
Will Riker wall clock where the hour and minute hands are his legs
March 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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lollardfish.bsky.social
Aura is one of the two or three best reporters on immigration. In this era, more than ever, follow read support.
aurabogado.bsky.social Aura Bogado @aurabogado.bsky.social · Mar 17
A US-born citizen was walking near Chicago in January. ICE snatched him off the street, handcuffed him, threw into a van. His wallet, which contained his ID, was confiscated. He was detained for 10 hours before being released without a record of what occurred.

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A screenshot from a court filing reads, in part: "Julio Noriega is 54 years old, was born in Chicago, and is a U.S. citizen. On January 31, 2025, he was walking near the corner of Cermak Road and Harlem Avenue in Berwyn, Illinois, handing out his resume to local businesses. As he walked out of a Jiffy Lube, he was approached by ICE officers who grabbed and handcuffed him and put him into a van, without an opportunity to explain his citizenship. The officers drove Julio and others around for more than an hour before bringing him to an ICE processing center, where he remained, still handcuffed, for several more hours. All the while, Julio had a wallet containing identification that ICE had confiscated. The officers never showed Julio a warrant, and they did not ask him any questions to ascertain whether he was a noncitizen or a flight risk. After about 10 hours, ICE officers reviewed the contents of Julio’s wallet, realized he was a U.S. citizen, and released him with no money and no paperwork."
March 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM