Orochimaru
@petia.bsky.social
[ 28 / #edsky ! / fandom person ] Whoever sent me a dm I can't open it since the UK requires me to submit my photo ID and I'm not going to do that. And I'm too busy to find and install a VPN, I might do it at some point later
It's like Temu employs 150 IQ femmes to sift through your entire search history looking for the $100 things you want and giving them to you for $1
(In actuality these things have always been produced for cheap in poor areas of the world and upmarked rediculously by companies like Amazon etc)
(In actuality these things have always been produced for cheap in poor areas of the world and upmarked rediculously by companies like Amazon etc)
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's like Temu employs 150 IQ femmes to sift through your entire search history looking for the $100 things you want and giving them to you for $1
(In actuality these things have always been produced for cheap in poor areas of the world and upmarked rediculously by companies like Amazon etc)
(In actuality these things have always been produced for cheap in poor areas of the world and upmarked rediculously by companies like Amazon etc)
LOVE it when the weight loss hits so good that the same pants feel bigger every morning
October 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
LOVE it when the weight loss hits so good that the same pants feel bigger every morning
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GOD: hi, welcome to heaven
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
GOD: hi, welcome to heaven
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
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I'm sorry if you're sick of these, but they had to be drawn together... 🫂
October 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I'm sorry if you're sick of these, but they had to be drawn together... 🫂
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
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me diving headfirst into the fluff
a cat is laying on top of a bean bag chair
ALT: a cat is laying on top of a bean bag chair
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
me diving headfirst into the fluff
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Shibari Vampire Part 1: Don’t Remove the Gag
This months Patreon Palette trio
This months Patreon Palette trio
October 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Shibari Vampire Part 1: Don’t Remove the Gag
This months Patreon Palette trio
This months Patreon Palette trio
My posts take a minute to post after I hit post because that's how long it takes for them to be fed into the watch lists
October 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My posts take a minute to post after I hit post because that's how long it takes for them to be fed into the watch lists
There must be antipsychotics in my food or something since I haven't kinned a character in a while
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
There must be antipsychotics in my food or something since I haven't kinned a character in a while
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"Fuck it, today's calories don't count"
And then I still automatically mentally stockpile how many calories I've had
And then I still automatically mentally stockpile how many calories I've had
October 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"Fuck it, today's calories don't count"
And then I still automatically mentally stockpile how many calories I've had
And then I still automatically mentally stockpile how many calories I've had
If you get cute enough you get targeted by millionaires
October 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you get cute enough you get targeted by millionaires
Sorry for being mentally ill. It's like when you make soup and all of the components of the celery get into the chicken and vice versa, I'm poisoned by the form of the society
October 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Sorry for being mentally ill. It's like when you make soup and all of the components of the celery get into the chicken and vice versa, I'm poisoned by the form of the society
Tesco hired crows because as soon as I go to buy treats for them they disappear
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Tesco hired crows because as soon as I go to buy treats for them they disappear
Very old person saying "thank you" powerfully after I stop to say hello to her and her dogs for like five seconds sorta feeds my fears of how antisocial this society has become, and it is really up to us to stop it, but I feel too beaten down and bullied out of social comfort so I'm not gonna fix it
October 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Very old person saying "thank you" powerfully after I stop to say hello to her and her dogs for like five seconds sorta feeds my fears of how antisocial this society has become, and it is really up to us to stop it, but I feel too beaten down and bullied out of social comfort so I'm not gonna fix it
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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October 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I circled the attractive ones
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I circled the attractive ones
Aw damn I should have started recording, I KNEW it. So, I am just SHOPPING and this guy pauses a bit in front of me when he notices I'm shopping nearby, then, since he is not in a position to come near me, he pretends to shop and loops back around and comes to my deliberately far away isle
October 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Aw damn I should have started recording, I KNEW it. So, I am just SHOPPING and this guy pauses a bit in front of me when he notices I'm shopping nearby, then, since he is not in a position to come near me, he pretends to shop and loops back around and comes to my deliberately far away isle
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Lots of things are better when they are anticipated for a long time, or if they are just plain not real because the fantasy sometimes beats the reality
October 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Lots of things are better when they are anticipated for a long time, or if they are just plain not real because the fantasy sometimes beats the reality
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Warcoffee time
and some writing.
This place is warm and cosy.
Cold autumn outside.
Kyiv lives and will live.
and some writing.
This place is warm and cosy.
Cold autumn outside.
Kyiv lives and will live.
October 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Warcoffee time
and some writing.
This place is warm and cosy.
Cold autumn outside.
Kyiv lives and will live.
and some writing.
This place is warm and cosy.
Cold autumn outside.
Kyiv lives and will live.
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xiaojun literally just posts anything ….
October 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
xiaojun literally just posts anything ….
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nothing fundamental is going to change about the life you’ve already built for yourself unless you make it. it’s happening right now
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
nothing fundamental is going to change about the life you’ve already built for yourself unless you make it. it’s happening right now