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Reporting from post-apocalyptic Portland:
Every garbage can will dispense a whole rotisserie chicken when punched.
The buildings perpetually on fire continue to have floating Go signs to the right.
My neighbour is on the last of his nine life bars and he is redder and moving faster than usual.
Every garbage can will dispense a whole rotisserie chicken when punched.
The buildings perpetually on fire continue to have floating Go signs to the right.
My neighbour is on the last of his nine life bars and he is redder and moving faster than usual.
October 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Reporting from post-apocalyptic Portland:
Every garbage can will dispense a whole rotisserie chicken when punched.
The buildings perpetually on fire continue to have floating Go signs to the right.
My neighbour is on the last of his nine life bars and he is redder and moving faster than usual.
Every garbage can will dispense a whole rotisserie chicken when punched.
The buildings perpetually on fire continue to have floating Go signs to the right.
My neighbour is on the last of his nine life bars and he is redder and moving faster than usual.
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These are like anti-Directs because the last thing you want is for your favourite game to show up in one
LRG3 2025 – Limited Run Games showcase set for October 29
Limited Run Games will host games showcase LRG3 2025 on October 29, the company announced. You will be able to watch it on YouTube and Twitch.
Limited Run Games will host games showcase LRG3 2025 on October 29, the company announced. You will be able to watch it on YouTube and Twitch.
LRG3 2025 – Limited Run Games showcase set for October 29
Limited Run Games will host games showcase LRG3 2025 on October 29, the company announced. You will be able to watch it on YouTube and Twitch.
www.gematsu.com
October 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
These are like anti-Directs because the last thing you want is for your favourite game to show up in one
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Everyone should rewatch Farscape.
October 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Everyone should rewatch Farscape.
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game dev tip: make your game look like COMPLETE ASS, turn on temporal anti aliasing today
September 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
game dev tip: make your game look like COMPLETE ASS, turn on temporal anti aliasing today
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Nintendo is really funny because they regularly do evil corpo shit but get a pass from their fans because their Gameboy comforted them when their parents were fighting.
Nintendo has successfully acquired a US patent covering the ability to summon characters in a game and make them battle for you.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintend...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintend...
Nintendo now has a US patent on summoning characters and making them battle for you | VGC
The new patent theoretically covers an action that is present in numerous non-Nintendo games…
www.videogameschronicle.com
September 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Nintendo is really funny because they regularly do evil corpo shit but get a pass from their fans because their Gameboy comforted them when their parents were fighting.
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All this AI shit makes me feel like there's an entire genre of people who resent having to think at all.
August 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
All this AI shit makes me feel like there's an entire genre of people who resent having to think at all.
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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we need to start a "one million moms" type grassroots phonecalling brigade, made of our best lliberal karens, to coordinate "nuke it from orbit" style phonecalling blitzes
like, we can fabricate fake bullshit to call about too if we have to, to play the same game, I don't fuckin care anymore
like, we can fabricate fake bullshit to call about too if we have to, to play the same game, I don't fuckin care anymore
July 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
we need to start a "one million moms" type grassroots phonecalling brigade, made of our best lliberal karens, to coordinate "nuke it from orbit" style phonecalling blitzes
like, we can fabricate fake bullshit to call about too if we have to, to play the same game, I don't fuckin care anymore
like, we can fabricate fake bullshit to call about too if we have to, to play the same game, I don't fuckin care anymore
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A conservative group is targeting payment processors as “a weapon” to get adult games deindexed in storefronts. Even games that have nothing to do with sex or abuse have been caught in the dragnet. www.wired.com/story/steam-...
Steam and Itch.io Are Pulling ‘Porn’ Games. Critics Say It's a Slippery Slope to More Censorship
A conservative group is targeting payment processors as “a weapon” to get adult games deindexed in storefronts. Even games that have nothing to do with sex or abuse have been caught in the dragnet.
www.wired.com
July 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A conservative group is targeting payment processors as “a weapon” to get adult games deindexed in storefronts. Even games that have nothing to do with sex or abuse have been caught in the dragnet. www.wired.com/story/steam-...
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Call them anyway.
Ignore their directive.
Email them as well.
Flood them.
They wouldn't even be trying to redirect all of these complaints if the pressure wasn't making them uncomfortable.
Ignore their directive.
Email them as well.
Flood them.
They wouldn't even be trying to redirect all of these complaints if the pressure wasn't making them uncomfortable.
after a very frustrating call with Visa (US+CAN), I was told that Visa would like inquiries relating to using their bargaining power to destroy adult media to be sent, via email, to
askvisa@visa.com
they asked. to be sent. emails. you know what to do.
askvisa@visa.com
they asked. to be sent. emails. you know what to do.
Maybe we could find out.
Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372
Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111
Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911
Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440
PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372
Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111
Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911
Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440
PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
July 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Call them anyway.
Ignore their directive.
Email them as well.
Flood them.
They wouldn't even be trying to redirect all of these complaints if the pressure wasn't making them uncomfortable.
Ignore their directive.
Email them as well.
Flood them.
They wouldn't even be trying to redirect all of these complaints if the pressure wasn't making them uncomfortable.
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Too many allegedly God-loving people are anti-sexuality and pro-war. Only one of those leads to more life.
July 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Too many allegedly God-loving people are anti-sexuality and pro-war. Only one of those leads to more life.
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July 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I cannot do enough to stress how much money the executive class simply helps itself to, and how much it really is just that - helping themselves.
Once again I say - the problem with “AAA” game dev is not “games are too expensive to make.”
It’s that game execs are too expensive to pay.
Once again I say - the problem with “AAA” game dev is not “games are too expensive to make.”
It’s that game execs are too expensive to pay.
NEW: EA CEO Andrew Wilson was paid $30.5 million in cash and stock this past year, up about $5m from a year ago
Since the U.S. requires companies to compare CEO pay to employee pay, I made an EA pay chart
To make it work, I had to make it VERY TALL
Take a look: www.gamefile.news/p/ea-ceo-and...
Since the U.S. requires companies to compare CEO pay to employee pay, I made an EA pay chart
To make it work, I had to make it VERY TALL
Take a look: www.gamefile.news/p/ea-ceo-and...
EA CEO’s pay is up, as EA worker median income drops
Behold, the tallest chart in Game File history. PLUS: EA execs were paid (a little) more for boosting generative AI
www.gamefile.news
June 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I cannot do enough to stress how much money the executive class simply helps itself to, and how much it really is just that - helping themselves.
Once again I say - the problem with “AAA” game dev is not “games are too expensive to make.”
It’s that game execs are too expensive to pay.
Once again I say - the problem with “AAA” game dev is not “games are too expensive to make.”
It’s that game execs are too expensive to pay.
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They’re hardly going to have fewer games in them.
Idea: just bring demos back. Like, that’s it. Just have demos. Normal things like normal people used to normal.
Idea: just bring demos back. Like, that’s it. Just have demos. Normal things like normal people used to normal.
June 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
They’re hardly going to have fewer games in them.
Idea: just bring demos back. Like, that’s it. Just have demos. Normal things like normal people used to normal.
Idea: just bring demos back. Like, that’s it. Just have demos. Normal things like normal people used to normal.
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April 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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For comparison, the original Switch launched in Japan at roughly $262. So on parity with global prices.
There's a universe where we could've had a $350 Switch and every right wing gamer fucked it up for us because they were mad at pronouns in video games I guess.
Good job, ya did it.
There's a universe where we could've had a $350 Switch and every right wing gamer fucked it up for us because they were mad at pronouns in video games I guess.
Good job, ya did it.
April 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
For comparison, the original Switch launched in Japan at roughly $262. So on parity with global prices.
There's a universe where we could've had a $350 Switch and every right wing gamer fucked it up for us because they were mad at pronouns in video games I guess.
Good job, ya did it.
There's a universe where we could've had a $350 Switch and every right wing gamer fucked it up for us because they were mad at pronouns in video games I guess.
Good job, ya did it.
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Wasn't this the launch strategy for Sega Saturn in the US?
March 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Wasn't this the launch strategy for Sega Saturn in the US?
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February 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Game is available now on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/2634950/...
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