Perrins Nose - (David)
@perrinsnose.bsky.social
Sniffer, lover, quiet thinking type. Gave my ex the chop so on the market again! Swipe right on DreamDates or ForgeFlames to connect.
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Guess which other major party in the Epstein Files isn't dead though?
Rep. Jason Smith: "Epstein had been dead for years. It's not something I hear from people when I travel back home in Missouri. They care about the affordability crisis."
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Guess which other major party in the Epstein Files isn't dead though?
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November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Anyone made a word cloud from the Epstein files yet?
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Anyone made a word cloud from the Epstein files yet?
Slow Horses s5 done 👍
Another excellent entry!
Another excellent entry!
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Slow Horses s5 done 👍
Another excellent entry!
Another excellent entry!
Q for US Legal buffs: Does the President have to keep control of the White House? I mean can you put a fence around it, turn it into a prison or zoo, and the newly elected President in 2028 starts a new building for a new Era? It won't be recognisable by 2028 anyway.
Q: Is your anticipation that Trump is going to try to remain in the White House after 2028?
CHRIS MURPHY: Sure. I think right now he is trying to scheme a way to stay.
CHRIS MURPHY: Sure. I think right now he is trying to scheme a way to stay.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Q for US Legal buffs: Does the President have to keep control of the White House? I mean can you put a fence around it, turn it into a prison or zoo, and the newly elected President in 2028 starts a new building for a new Era? It won't be recognisable by 2028 anyway.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Has anyone checked to see if Trump forged some rings in the heart of a mountain and gave them to the GOP leadership?
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Has anyone checked to see if Trump forged some rings in the heart of a mountain and gave them to the GOP leadership?
@didithappeny3t.bsky.social update?
maybe he's dead again
mr president, is something wrong? you haven’t posted any AI slop memes or all caps rants on truth social today.
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
@didithappeny3t.bsky.social update?
At this point there are so many dots you don't need to join them. Without even zooming out they appear as a solid line
✅ He sent a birthday card to Epstein implying they share wonderful secrets
✅ He gave special accommodation to Ghislaine in exchange for her silence
WHY IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE?
✅ He gave special accommodation to Ghislaine in exchange for her silence
WHY IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE?
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
At this point there are so many dots you don't need to join them. Without even zooming out they appear as a solid line
I'm wondering what Ketchup looks like splattered over gold encrusted marble
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm wondering what Ketchup looks like splattered over gold encrusted marble
So when do we get the actual incriminating evidence?
Because so far all I've seen is an arms shows exhibition of smoking guns with flames and fireworks shooting out the barrels
Because so far all I've seen is an arms shows exhibition of smoking guns with flames and fireworks shooting out the barrels
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
So when do we get the actual incriminating evidence?
Because so far all I've seen is an arms shows exhibition of smoking guns with flames and fireworks shooting out the barrels
Because so far all I've seen is an arms shows exhibition of smoking guns with flames and fireworks shooting out the barrels
S5 E3 of #SlowHorses has the greatest Fart scene in TV history
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
S5 E3 of #SlowHorses has the greatest Fart scene in TV history
We are ruled by the Idiocracy
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
We are ruled by the Idiocracy
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It was bad. No actually, it was terrible. Trump gave an interview to Fox’s Laura Ingraham, and with his guard down and no one to blame but himself, he really put his foot in it. And MAGA is pissed AF. My write-up in the replies.
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It was bad. No actually, it was terrible. Trump gave an interview to Fox’s Laura Ingraham, and with his guard down and no one to blame but himself, he really put his foot in it. And MAGA is pissed AF. My write-up in the replies.
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
Fun fact, the original Captain Kirk once proposed to Stevie Nicks. She turned him down however as she didn't want to be forever known as Stevie Shatner-Nicks
#joking
#AlwaysHashtagAJokeJustInCase
#joking
#AlwaysHashtagAJokeJustInCase
It feels like it's going to be an insane news night tonight but for better or worse I have tickets to Stevie Nicks and dammit, I still intend to go.
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Fun fact, the original Captain Kirk once proposed to Stevie Nicks. She turned him down however as she didn't want to be forever known as Stevie Shatner-Nicks
#joking
#AlwaysHashtagAJokeJustInCase
#joking
#AlwaysHashtagAJokeJustInCase
Waiting to see how it was Biden and Obama's faults for Trump being named by Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Waiting to see how it was Biden and Obama's faults for Trump being named by Epstein
Is the reason they are all obsessed with Botox so we don't notice when they are eventually replaced with emotionless AI avatars that struggle with micro expressions?
Kristi Noem: "It's remarkable what President Trump has done. It's because he's a great leader, he's a visionary, and this man is going to go down in history as our greatest president ever."
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Is the reason they are all obsessed with Botox so we don't notice when they are eventually replaced with emotionless AI avatars that struggle with micro expressions?
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38% now. THANK YOU to everyone who has helped so far, whether by donation or sharing. Anything helps!
Please don't hate me. I'm doing everything I can but it's just not enough and I don't know what to even do anymore.
gofund.me/de22ca37e
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Donate to Urgent Help for Rent and Utilities, organized by Jessica Wooldridge
Hello everyone,
Once again I must unfortunately ask for help. Given *ges… Jessica Wooldridge needs your support for Urgent Help for Rent and Utilities
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November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
38% now. THANK YOU to everyone who has helped so far, whether by donation or sharing. Anything helps!
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Them: "And then he demolished a whole section of the historic seat of power to build a gold trimmed monument to his own ill-gotten power"
Her: "Yes yes, it's terrible. Although it does give me an idea. Tell me more..."
Her: "Yes yes, it's terrible. Although it does give me an idea. Tell me more..."
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Them: "And then he demolished a whole section of the historic seat of power to build a gold trimmed monument to his own ill-gotten power"
Her: "Yes yes, it's terrible. Although it does give me an idea. Tell me more..."
Her: "Yes yes, it's terrible. Although it does give me an idea. Tell me more..."
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34% of the way there! Thank you so much for the shares and donations so far. I know times are rough for so many people right now, I truly appreciate any help at all. ❤️💕
Please don't hate me. I'm doing everything I can but it's just not enough and I don't know what to even do anymore.
gofund.me/de22ca37e
gofund.me/de22ca37e
Donate to Urgent Help for Rent and Utilities, organized by Jessica Wooldridge
Hello everyone,
Once again I must unfortunately ask for help. Given *ges… Jessica Wooldridge needs your support for Urgent Help for Rent and Utilities
gofund.me
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
34% of the way there! Thank you so much for the shares and donations so far. I know times are rough for so many people right now, I truly appreciate any help at all. ❤️💕
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This is sheer perfection.
(Posted in two parts)
(Posted in two parts)
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This is sheer perfection.
(Posted in two parts)
(Posted in two parts)
Why stop at the East wing? He could have knocked the whole place down and installed a skating rink, games arcade, fighting octagon, strip club, casino, and then made the whole thing look like a giant T from above
Trump: First of all, the East Wing… was a poor, sad sight. I could have built the ballroom around it but it would have not have been -- we are building one of the greatest ballrooms in the world
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Why stop at the East wing? He could have knocked the whole place down and installed a skating rink, games arcade, fighting octagon, strip club, casino, and then made the whole thing look like a giant T from above