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I develop things. Check out website below for Weekly College Football Ratings using my PFI Rating Algorithm.

https://perfectfall.com
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Hey there, Bluesky 😎 Obligatory algorithm skeet & follow if you care about any of this stuff!

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Vladimir Putin deserves to be arrested and tried for crimes against humanity the second he steps foot on American soil.
August 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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College football is back in just 2 weeks: ⏳🙏
August 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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CFBD just leveled up 💻📈
Walkthrough thread with screenshots below. Tons of new features for patrons and power users 👇
🔓 Big CFBD update just dropped:

✅ Sign in to the site
✅ View your API key + usage
✅ Ad-free browsing (Tier 1+)
✅ Chart export, bookmarks, saved queries & more

Patreon = perks.
Unlock it here 👉 buff.ly/3oqDy9d

#CFB #SportsAnalytics
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August 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So... Uh... Where does one buy one?
August 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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🤣🤣
July 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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*Taps the sign again*
July 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!❤️

LOVE IS LOVE.💙
June 1, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Ah, but Sen. Ernst, we don’t want people to die before they’re supposed to. Or perhaps you do?
June 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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The president of the United States is mentally compromised. He’s spreading the conspiracy that Biden was a clone.
June 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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I have no idea who CNN thinks the audience is for its programming. Based on the ratings, CNN has no idea either.
Jake Tapper's ratings are at their lowest point in a decade. This is what happens when you betray your audience in hopes you can sell some books to Trump supporters (a bad strategy since they won't read it and hated you to begin with)
Jake Tapper’s CNN show hits lowest ratings since 2015 despite Biden book buzz
“The Lead with Jake Tapper” wasn’t the only CNN offering to struggle, as the network had its second-worst month ever in the demo across both total day and primetime during May.
nypost.com
May 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Braden Smith is the obvious choice.

🏆 Big Ten Player of the Year.
March 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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The guy who sells $60 Bibles with his name on them thinks having mercy on children is bringing “church into the world of politics.”
Trump is now viciously attacking the bishop who asked him to have mercy on immigrants and LGBTQ people, suggesting she is not a real bishop and demanding she apologize.
January 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Trump is now viciously attacking the bishop who asked him to have mercy on immigrants and LGBTQ people, suggesting she is not a real bishop and demanding she apologize.
January 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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They really are.
January 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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The “free speech defenders,” ladies and gentlemen.
January 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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i do not think this is going to go that well, personally
SOURCE: Georgia QB Carson Beck has committed to Miami.
January 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Issuing correction on a previous post of mine,
January 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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I know people dislike twitter screenshots but I think it's worth it to see Doug Gottlieb get roasted by Adam Schefter lmao

#cbb

cc @horizoneroundtable.com
December 17, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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A Charlie Brown Christmas is the best Christmas movie because it’s about being depressed during the holidays when everybody else seems to be happy. (And the soundtrack is as good as everybody says).
December 17, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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I’m not pro-Satan, but credit where it’s due — Satanists aren’t in your statehouse making laws about your uterus.
December 17, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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University of
Christmas
Football
Scott Frost hiring Alex Grinch. Christmastown-ass football program. Who’s your QB coach, Mason Rudolph
Alex Grinch has been named UCF football’s defensive coordinator.
December 17, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I mean I agree it's not a big deal that Biden didn't go to Army/Navy....

But no need to shit on College Football while you're at it
December 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
But why is the cover photo a giant weaved basket?
December 17, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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Scott Frost hiring Alex Grinch. Christmastown-ass football program. Who’s your QB coach, Mason Rudolph
Alex Grinch has been named UCF football’s defensive coordinator.
December 17, 2024 at 7:09 PM