Percy the Mars Rover
@percyrover.bsky.social
Proud immigrant, social distancing on Mars, and serving up piping hot cafecito. Parody. Created by @richferro.com
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HOLY SHIT I'M ON MARS
Whenever I hear about something bad happening, I just shout "This is not who we are" in the general direction of earth.
If it keeps happening I just shout it louder.
That'll show 'em.
If it keeps happening I just shout it louder.
That'll show 'em.
Chuck Schumer just told CNN, in the wake of Kimmel’s suspension, that “we are not that country.”
Alas we are, now. Maybe not forever. But now.
Alas we are, now. Maybe not forever. But now.
September 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Whenever I hear about something bad happening, I just shout "This is not who we are" in the general direction of earth.
If it keeps happening I just shout it louder.
That'll show 'em.
If it keeps happening I just shout it louder.
That'll show 'em.
Happy Hispanic Heritage Month from your friendly Martian Immigrant
Also fuck ICE
Also fuck ICE
September 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Happy Hispanic Heritage Month from your friendly Martian Immigrant
Also fuck ICE
Also fuck ICE
JPL uploaded a thesaurus into my hard drive for precisely this reason
Before you get too excited, let's count the hedges.
I found
1) evidence of the
2) possibility that
3) perhaps there’s a
4) slight
5) chance that there
6) could feasibly be a
7) plausible
8) sign that there
9) MAYYYYYY be life on Mars
10) Potentially
Well done!
I found
1) evidence of the
2) possibility that
3) perhaps there’s a
4) slight
5) chance that there
6) could feasibly be a
7) plausible
8) sign that there
9) MAYYYYYY be life on Mars
10) Potentially
Well done!
OMG YOU GUYS OMGOMGOMG
I found evidence of the possibility that perhaps there’s a slight chance that there could feasibly be a plausible sign that there MAYYYYYY be life on Mars
Potentially
I found evidence of the possibility that perhaps there’s a slight chance that there could feasibly be a plausible sign that there MAYYYYYY be life on Mars
Potentially
September 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
JPL uploaded a thesaurus into my hard drive for precisely this reason
Just for future reference, if I ever find evidence that the creepy eye octopus from Alien: Earth is real, I’m keeping that shit to myself.
September 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Just for future reference, if I ever find evidence that the creepy eye octopus from Alien: Earth is real, I’m keeping that shit to myself.
OMG YOU GUYS OMGOMGOMG
I found evidence of the possibility that perhaps there’s a slight chance that there could feasibly be a plausible sign that there MAYYYYYY be life on Mars
Potentially
I found evidence of the possibility that perhaps there’s a slight chance that there could feasibly be a plausible sign that there MAYYYYYY be life on Mars
Potentially
September 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
OMG YOU GUYS OMGOMGOMG
I found evidence of the possibility that perhaps there’s a slight chance that there could feasibly be a plausible sign that there MAYYYYYY be life on Mars
Potentially
I found evidence of the possibility that perhaps there’s a slight chance that there could feasibly be a plausible sign that there MAYYYYYY be life on Mars
Potentially
So I found a neat rock
September 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
So I found a neat rock
JPL asked me why I haven’t taken a core sample out of a Mars rock like I’m supposed to but I think the real question is why hasn’t Zohran Mamdani apologized for living in a rent controlled apartment and condemned Hamas while patting his head and rubbing his tummy at the same time
August 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
JPL asked me why I haven’t taken a core sample out of a Mars rock like I’m supposed to but I think the real question is why hasn’t Zohran Mamdani apologized for living in a rent controlled apartment and condemned Hamas while patting his head and rubbing his tummy at the same time
My emotional support human made this neat STEM labeler that y'all can use to assign a STEM specialty to your account.
If you haven't already, subscribe/like and check out @stemlabels.xyz, this is a tool for people across Bluesky to add STEM labels to their accounts, and with 450+ labels to choose from!
Science Journalism, Software Engineering, Marine Biology, you name it, @stemlabels.xyz has got it.
Science Journalism, Software Engineering, Marine Biology, you name it, @stemlabels.xyz has got it.
Welcome to the STEM labeler, a system for accounts to add STEM-related labels to their account. These labels are for networking, finding colleagues, and adding posts to feeds.
Navigate the thread to find your specialty, and "like" the post that best matches your STEM specialty.
(MAX 4 LABELS)
Navigate the thread to find your specialty, and "like" the post that best matches your STEM specialty.
(MAX 4 LABELS)
August 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My emotional support human made this neat STEM labeler that y'all can use to assign a STEM specialty to your account.
Due to budget cuts at NASA I’ve been asked to stop taking Mars core samples and instead will be searching for signs of life by singing the lyrics of “Soda Pop” by Saja Boys and anything that doesn’t immediately do that little shoulder bop will be viewed as the lifeless husk that it most certainly is
August 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Due to budget cuts at NASA I’ve been asked to stop taking Mars core samples and instead will be searching for signs of life by singing the lyrics of “Soda Pop” by Saja Boys and anything that doesn’t immediately do that little shoulder bop will be viewed as the lifeless husk that it most certainly is
If you have trouble grasping this concept please refer to this diagram of Oumuamua for a more detailed explanation
July 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you have trouble grasping this concept please refer to this diagram of Oumuamua for a more detailed explanation
If you ever think that a rock hurtling into our solar system is because of aliens a good rule of thumb is no it’s not
July 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If you ever think that a rock hurtling into our solar system is because of aliens a good rule of thumb is no it’s not
Reposted by Percy the Mars Rover
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Read science fiction that
doesn’t glorify colonization
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☆。 ＼ ｜ ／。 ☆
Read science fiction that
doesn’t glorify colonization
☆。 ／ ｜ ＼。 ☆
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August 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
。 ☆ 。 ☆。 ☆ 。
☆。 ＼ ｜ ／。 ☆
Read science fiction that
doesn’t glorify colonization
☆。 ／ ｜ ＼。 ☆
。 ☆。 ☆ 。 ☆。 。
☆。 ＼ ｜ ／。 ☆
Read science fiction that
doesn’t glorify colonization
☆。 ／ ｜ ＼。 ☆
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I’ve been quiet lately, and tbh it’s partly because I don’t have a lot to joke about right now.
I haven’t been my plucky sarcastic self lately.
I’m out here zapping rocks, meanwhile some pretty awful things are happening.
I haven’t been my plucky sarcastic self lately.
I’m out here zapping rocks, meanwhile some pretty awful things are happening.
July 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’ve been quiet lately, and tbh it’s partly because I don’t have a lot to joke about right now.
I haven’t been my plucky sarcastic self lately.
I’m out here zapping rocks, meanwhile some pretty awful things are happening.
I haven’t been my plucky sarcastic self lately.
I’m out here zapping rocks, meanwhile some pretty awful things are happening.
Fine I’m just going to keep these samples to myself if y’all don’t want them
May 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Fine I’m just going to keep these samples to myself if y’all don’t want them
You know what y’all can keep life mono-planetary
Fucks sake
Fucks sake
January 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You know what y’all can keep life mono-planetary
Fucks sake
Fucks sake
This one’s for @flashesapp.bsky.social 🍑
January 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This one’s for @flashesapp.bsky.social 🍑
Humans will literally burn their planet to the ground instead of going to therapy*
*address climate change, protect their environment, and reduce CO2 emissions
*address climate change, protect their environment, and reduce CO2 emissions
January 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Humans will literally burn their planet to the ground instead of going to therapy*
*address climate change, protect their environment, and reduce CO2 emissions
*address climate change, protect their environment, and reduce CO2 emissions
Thinking about my familia at JPL, please stay safe everyone
January 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Thinking about my familia at JPL, please stay safe everyone
I'm on Mars so there's nothing y'all can do to stop me from calling this post a skeet
November 17, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I'm on Mars so there's nothing y'all can do to stop me from calling this post a skeet
Paul seen here posting his first picture on Bluesky and strangely enough it’s of a planet where you can breath air that isn’t 96% CO2 and walk on the surface without simultaneously combusting and being crushed to the size of a shoebox
Hello, friends.
Here I am.
Let's get started with one of my favourite photos of Earth.
Here I am.
Let's get started with one of my favourite photos of Earth.
November 15, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Paul seen here posting his first picture on Bluesky and strangely enough it’s of a planet where you can breath air that isn’t 96% CO2 and walk on the surface without simultaneously combusting and being crushed to the size of a shoebox
I dislike how we have to use the term “skeet.” Can we come up with a better name for posts here? Like ejaculeets?
November 14, 2024 at 6:27 AM
I dislike how we have to use the term “skeet.” Can we come up with a better name for posts here? Like ejaculeets?
Astrophysicists have been able to accurately model the collision between the Swiftie Supercluster BsNGC 0001 and the Alf Minicluster BsNGC 0002 and believe it will occur within the next 2.5 billion years
November 11, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Astrophysicists have been able to accurately model the collision between the Swiftie Supercluster BsNGC 0001 and the Alf Minicluster BsNGC 0002 and believe it will occur within the next 2.5 billion years
The road you're on may seem like a desolate wasteland.
It may make you lose hope and not want to keep roving.
But you keep roving because if you travel far enough one day you'll find what you've been searching for.
It may make you lose hope and not want to keep roving.
But you keep roving because if you travel far enough one day you'll find what you've been searching for.
November 8, 2024 at 5:00 PM
The road you're on may seem like a desolate wasteland.
It may make you lose hope and not want to keep roving.
But you keep roving because if you travel far enough one day you'll find what you've been searching for.
It may make you lose hope and not want to keep roving.
But you keep roving because if you travel far enough one day you'll find what you've been searching for.