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Percy the Mars Rover
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Proud immigrant, social distancing on Mars, and serving up piping hot cafecito. Parody. Created by @richferro.com
Also I think I might have found water again
September 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Huehuehuehuehue
August 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Kinda looks like Venus if you flattened it with a big rolling pin
August 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
About 3-4,000 aardvarks
July 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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July 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I grew up in a clean room at JPL, there’s nothing as cleansing as me
July 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There’s a trillion dollar machine out there trying to trick people into looking the other way…

To ignore the pain.
To ignore the violence.
To ignore what’s just fucking wrong.

That machine has tricked a lot of people.

But it couldn’t trick you.
July 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You might be feeling the same way right now. Maybe your friends have checked in with you, and said you haven’t been yourself lately.

You might even feel bad about how much the world is dragging you down.

But it’s ok to feel this way.
July 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM