Percy the Mars Rover
@percyrover.bsky.social
Proud immigrant, social distancing on Mars, and serving up piping hot cafecito. Parody. Created by @richferro.com
Happy Hispanic Heritage Month from your friendly Martian Immigrant
Also fuck ICE
Also fuck ICE
September 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Happy Hispanic Heritage Month from your friendly Martian Immigrant
Also fuck ICE
Also fuck ICE
If you have trouble grasping this concept please refer to this diagram of Oumuamua for a more detailed explanation
July 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you have trouble grasping this concept please refer to this diagram of Oumuamua for a more detailed explanation
This one’s for @flashesapp.bsky.social 🍑
January 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This one’s for @flashesapp.bsky.social 🍑
In case anyone needed a refresher on the science instruments that help me keep my day job
October 4, 2024 at 11:56 PM
In case anyone needed a refresher on the science instruments that help me keep my day job
Step aside, Kathryn Hahn
October 4, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Step aside, Kathryn Hahn
No core samples just vibes
October 2, 2024 at 12:57 AM
No core samples just vibes
Me getting JPL’s request to take another picture of the rock I’ve already taken 50 pictures of over the last 3 sols
October 1, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Me getting JPL’s request to take another picture of the rock I’ve already taken 50 pictures of over the last 3 sols
Yall don’t know how good you’ve got it. Back when I first arrived I had to drill rocks and take a core sample to find any skeets.
September 17, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Yall don’t know how good you’ve got it. Back when I first arrived I had to drill rocks and take a core sample to find any skeets.
When its spooky season the MastCam fangs stay on
September 10, 2024 at 9:16 PM
When its spooky season the MastCam fangs stay on
Back on my bullshit
September 6, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Back on my bullshit
Does anyone hear that hissing sou- OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIIIIIIIT
September 4, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Does anyone hear that hissing sou- OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIIIIIIIT
Still… /// [panting.exe]
Climbing this… /// [heaving.exe]
GOOD FOR NOTHING CRATER /// [dying.exe]
Climbing this… /// [heaving.exe]
GOOD FOR NOTHING CRATER /// [dying.exe]
September 3, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Still… /// [panting.exe]
Climbing this… /// [heaving.exe]
GOOD FOR NOTHING CRATER /// [dying.exe]
Climbing this… /// [heaving.exe]
GOOD FOR NOTHING CRATER /// [dying.exe]
Uh oh… 40 pack?
Doesn’t look like Capri Sun has cleared its gravitational field… Looks like Pluto is about to have some company.
Doesn’t look like Capri Sun has cleared its gravitational field… Looks like Pluto is about to have some company.
September 3, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Uh oh… 40 pack?
Doesn’t look like Capri Sun has cleared its gravitational field… Looks like Pluto is about to have some company.
Doesn’t look like Capri Sun has cleared its gravitational field… Looks like Pluto is about to have some company.
NASA when my sample return tubes finally make it back to Earth
September 2, 2024 at 9:34 PM
NASA when my sample return tubes finally make it back to Earth
Y’all want me to climb up THAT?
The hell do you want me to do up there, call a sandworm?
The hell do you want me to do up there, call a sandworm?
September 1, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Y’all want me to climb up THAT?
The hell do you want me to do up there, call a sandworm?
The hell do you want me to do up there, call a sandworm?
Prometheus is definitely a vitelotte.
If you slice that baby open it’s probably purple on the inside.
If you slice that baby open it’s probably purple on the inside.
September 1, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Prometheus is definitely a vitelotte.
If you slice that baby open it’s probably purple on the inside.
If you slice that baby open it’s probably purple on the inside.
Phobos is a russet potato.
Deimos is a yukon gold.
Deimos is a yukon gold.
September 1, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Phobos is a russet potato.
Deimos is a yukon gold.
Deimos is a yukon gold.
Attention Bluesky users, the devs have notified us that we are experiencing a bit of turbulence and have turned on the fasten seatbelt sign.
Please stow unused GIFs in overhead bins and return to your assigned feeds until the seatbelt sign is turned off.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Please stow unused GIFs in overhead bins and return to your assigned feeds until the seatbelt sign is turned off.
Thank you for your cooperation.
August 30, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Attention Bluesky users, the devs have notified us that we are experiencing a bit of turbulence and have turned on the fasten seatbelt sign.
Please stow unused GIFs in overhead bins and return to your assigned feeds until the seatbelt sign is turned off.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Please stow unused GIFs in overhead bins and return to your assigned feeds until the seatbelt sign is turned off.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Proud to skeet the first Bluesky video
August 29, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Proud to skeet the first Bluesky video
Hey everybody give Bluesky a break they’re working really hard to finally give us videos. How do I know? I actually have a picture of all the progress on that update.
August 28, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Hey everybody give Bluesky a break they’re working really hard to finally give us videos. How do I know? I actually have a picture of all the progress on that update.
Sunsets on Mars are my favorite thing.
What truly makes them special is sharing them with Earth. The more people who can see them, the brighter and more colorful they seem.
But there are 40,000 Palestinians who won’t get to see another sunset.
What truly makes them special is sharing them with Earth. The more people who can see them, the brighter and more colorful they seem.
But there are 40,000 Palestinians who won’t get to see another sunset.
August 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Sunsets on Mars are my favorite thing.
What truly makes them special is sharing them with Earth. The more people who can see them, the brighter and more colorful they seem.
But there are 40,000 Palestinians who won’t get to see another sunset.
What truly makes them special is sharing them with Earth. The more people who can see them, the brighter and more colorful they seem.
But there are 40,000 Palestinians who won’t get to see another sunset.
Sunsets on Mars are my favorite thing.
What truly makes them special is sharing them with Earth. The more people who can see them, the brighter and more colorful they seem.
But there are 40,000 Palestinians who won’t get to see another sunset.
What truly makes them special is sharing them with Earth. The more people who can see them, the brighter and more colorful they seem.
But there are 40,000 Palestinians who won’t get to see another sunset.
August 22, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Sunsets on Mars are my favorite thing.
What truly makes them special is sharing them with Earth. The more people who can see them, the brighter and more colorful they seem.
But there are 40,000 Palestinians who won’t get to see another sunset.
What truly makes them special is sharing them with Earth. The more people who can see them, the brighter and more colorful they seem.
But there are 40,000 Palestinians who won’t get to see another sunset.
Mars Rock: *Is vaguely interesting*
Mars Rover: *Takes sample*
Mars Rock:
Mars Rover: *Takes sample*
Mars Rock:
August 21, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Mars Rock: *Is vaguely interesting*
Mars Rover: *Takes sample*
Mars Rock:
Mars Rover: *Takes sample*
Mars Rock:
Submitting this photo as proof that I have what it takes to be a guest on Hot Ones.
August 20, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Submitting this photo as proof that I have what it takes to be a guest on Hot Ones.