Kilgore Trout
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Kilgore Trout
@peopleswill.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Dripped out in Malört memorabilia reading On the Genealogy of Morals by Nietzsche.
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1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 22, 2026 at 8:26 PM
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
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seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning
Everyone bullied JD Vance into knocking up his wife because of all of the rumors about him and Erika Kirk.
January 21, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Everyone bullied JD Vance into knocking up his wife because of all of the rumors about him and Erika Kirk.
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Checking the news every morning:
Worst case Best case
Worst case Best case
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Checking the news every morning:
Worst case Best case
Worst case Best case
The blood of these people are on the hands of ICE and the federal government.
ICE must be destroyed.
ICE must be destroyed.
🚨"I'm a nurse...my brown patients are choosing to stop chemo because they do not want to be abducted." -ICE protester tells JT Cestkowski about sick Minnesotans foregoing cancer treatment because of ICE terror. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 20, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The blood of these people are on the hands of ICE and the federal government.
ICE must be destroyed.
ICE must be destroyed.
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The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 AM
The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
Moving has me craving physical media again.
End downloads. End streaming.
Give me CDs and tapes.
End downloads. End streaming.
Give me CDs and tapes.
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Moving has me craving physical media again.
End downloads. End streaming.
Give me CDs and tapes.
End downloads. End streaming.
Give me CDs and tapes.
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ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
If you have any observation skills and interact with the public enough, you’ll become militantly against open toed shoes.
January 15, 2026 at 1:43 PM
If you have any observation skills and interact with the public enough, you’ll become militantly against open toed shoes.
Scott Adam’s died the way he lived: As a cancer.
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Scott Adam’s died the way he lived: As a cancer.
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“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
— Kurt Vonnegut
— Kurt Vonnegut
January 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
— Kurt Vonnegut
— Kurt Vonnegut
The Milk time baby (praise be unto him), is not a god to be mocked.
milk doesn't just work for tear gas, it deals with every protest related injury. rubber round crack your skull? drink a gallon of milk. get hit by a riot van? gallon of milk time. stabbed? you better believe it's milk time baby
that time of year again!
January 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The Milk time baby (praise be unto him), is not a god to be mocked.
Bullying the missus into listening to Japanese Jazz albums.
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Bullying the missus into listening to Japanese Jazz albums.
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WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album
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Trump is doing a press conference, where he criticized… Jimmy Carter?
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Trump is doing a press conference, where he criticized… Jimmy Carter?
Italians really knocked out of the park with mortadella.
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Italians really knocked out of the park with mortadella.
The noise was disturbing and I couldn't find Irving.
It was like two stations on at the same time
And then I hid your car keys, and I made black coffee and I dumped out the rest of the rum.
Fuck 2025 and 2026 as well.
It was like two stations on at the same time
And then I hid your car keys, and I made black coffee and I dumped out the rest of the rum.
Fuck 2025 and 2026 as well.
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
The noise was disturbing and I couldn't find Irving.
It was like two stations on at the same time
And then I hid your car keys, and I made black coffee and I dumped out the rest of the rum.
Fuck 2025 and 2026 as well.
It was like two stations on at the same time
And then I hid your car keys, and I made black coffee and I dumped out the rest of the rum.
Fuck 2025 and 2026 as well.
New year, new me.
I’m just worse.
I’m just worse.
January 2, 2026 at 4:25 AM
New year, new me.
I’m just worse.
I’m just worse.
It's sad to know that we are not alone.
And it's sad to know there's no honest way out.
And it's sad to know there's no honest way out.
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 AM
It's sad to know that we are not alone.
And it's sad to know there's no honest way out.
And it's sad to know there's no honest way out.
I’ve also taken too many edibles and had a panic attack on the metro after a Ricky Iglesias concert.
December 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’ve also taken too many edibles and had a panic attack on the metro after a Ricky Iglesias concert.
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This is how you do it folks
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is how you do it folks
A quiet room for the overwhelmed.
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
A quiet room for the overwhelmed.
“Are you suggesting we break the law?”
“Yes.”
“Yes.”
Just imagining if Merrick Garland’s DOJ had shitposted.
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“Are you suggesting we break the law?”
“Yes.”
“Yes.”