Paul, a piece of Schmidt
@pcspounder.bsky.social
Worst goalkeeper in Portland in 1981, blog with seven followers. Yet to run out of excuses to travel. Threatening to podcast, so don’t muck with me.
My wife’s takeaway from the Duck win is that she really wants to see Puddles petting the shades-wearing malamute.
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My wife’s takeaway from the Duck win is that she really wants to see Puddles petting the shades-wearing malamute.
These refs in Seattle have no soul.
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
These refs in Seattle have no soul.
Nah, we’re too tired to boycott shopping today.
Yes, there’s a wink in there. Maybe 40 of them.
Yes, there’s a wink in there. Maybe 40 of them.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Nah, we’re too tired to boycott shopping today.
Yes, there’s a wink in there. Maybe 40 of them.
Yes, there’s a wink in there. Maybe 40 of them.
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DONK FC
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
DONK FC
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I suspect we are, probably for our own mental health, underestimating the degree to which the Trump administration is dominated by the worst swingers imaginable
Call me old fashioned, but aren’t both parts of this relationship currently, uh, married to other people?
So many crazy details in Ben Terris's story about Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski, who we can confirm are not only dating but running DHS together: nymag.com/intelligence...
September 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I suspect we are, probably for our own mental health, underestimating the degree to which the Trump administration is dominated by the worst swingers imaginable
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Piss on carpet
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Piss on carpet
Grateful for my first physical senior moment being benign.
Using toothpaste on an itchy spot on my shin seems better than brushing my teeth with Cortizone-10.
Using toothpaste on an itchy spot on my shin seems better than brushing my teeth with Cortizone-10.
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Grateful for my first physical senior moment being benign.
Using toothpaste on an itchy spot on my shin seems better than brushing my teeth with Cortizone-10.
Using toothpaste on an itchy spot on my shin seems better than brushing my teeth with Cortizone-10.
(Needs to be an Oy Vey button next to the ❤️ button on this silly software.)
(And the things I’d do to ensure Summit v Thorns during GABF weekend next year.)
(And the things I’d do to ensure Summit v Thorns during GABF weekend next year.)
Don’t worry about the MLS 2026 schedule already being out. NWSL won’t put one out until 3 days before the season starts.
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
(Needs to be an Oy Vey button next to the ❤️ button on this silly software.)
(And the things I’d do to ensure Summit v Thorns during GABF weekend next year.)
(And the things I’d do to ensure Summit v Thorns during GABF weekend next year.)
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BREAKING NEWS: We’ve secured a $7 million settlement holding the largest U.S. landlord accountable for a price fixing scheme – and putting a check on the rising cost of rentals.
#consumerprotection #orpol
#consumerprotection #orpol
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
BREAKING NEWS: We’ve secured a $7 million settlement holding the largest U.S. landlord accountable for a price fixing scheme – and putting a check on the rising cost of rentals.
#consumerprotection #orpol
#consumerprotection #orpol
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To be clear: Trump is only calling for the GOP to release the Epstein files because he was told he’s about to lose 150+ republicans on this vote.
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
To be clear: Trump is only calling for the GOP to release the Epstein files because he was told he’s about to lose 150+ republicans on this vote.
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Is it silly of me to think that one reason Bill Clinton wasn’t hauled before a judge WHEN TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT 2017-2021 is because Trump didn’t want to set a precedent?
If Bill Clinton's implicated, I'll simply have to burn my Bill Clinton shrine with all my Bill Clinton baseball caps and my Bill Clinton Bibles and my Bill Clinton t-shirts and my Bill Clinton playing cards and my Bill Clinton gold-plated coins and my Bill Clinton flags and my Bill Clinton shoes.
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Is it silly of me to think that one reason Bill Clinton wasn’t hauled before a judge WHEN TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT 2017-2021 is because Trump didn’t want to set a precedent?
The facial save!
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The facial save!
10 years since Double Post, so this.
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
10 years since Double Post, so this.
At PDX Stadium. Any minute now.
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
At PDX Stadium. Any minute now.
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Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik
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No amount of Tom Sawyer and the picket fence reverse psychology can distract from the fact that all the people who said “learn to code” for 15 years are now saying “pick crops” without missing a beat, which is why Gen Z has had a what, 40-50 point swing in 9 months?
November 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
No amount of Tom Sawyer and the picket fence reverse psychology can distract from the fact that all the people who said “learn to code” for 15 years are now saying “pick crops” without missing a beat, which is why Gen Z has had a what, 40-50 point swing in 9 months?
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Need to put this post on a monthly reminder until more news comes out, because damn.
Oh my god we got that call?!!!
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Need to put this post on a monthly reminder until more news comes out, because damn.
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Becky knows what’s up.
Listen to the captain!!
Listen to the captain!!
October 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Becky knows what’s up.
Listen to the captain!!
Listen to the captain!!
After all that, San Diego gets cocky and gives a ball to Chara. And this might yet be a game?
October 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
After all that, San Diego gets cocky and gives a ball to Chara. And this might yet be a game?
I can’t revel in the notion of Chauncey Billups being arrested when I have some serious questions about the FBI.
October 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I can’t revel in the notion of Chauncey Billups being arrested when I have some serious questions about the FBI.
Wait. What?
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Wait. What?
This is classic.
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is classic.