Paul Laevens
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Paul Laevens
@paullaevens.bsky.social
· Feb 7
Canada is going to be next to a fascist republic created by a total dumbfuck and his rich friend. Weird.
I will give Kaitlan Collins $20 every time she asks Trump if he remembers the 'Calendar Girl' nights at Mar-a-Lago.
February 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I will give Kaitlan Collins $20 every time she asks Trump if he remembers the 'Calendar Girl' nights at Mar-a-Lago.
Twitter just shitcanned me for 7 days....lol
February 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Twitter just shitcanned me for 7 days....lol
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Analysis | Whether it was furnishing Jeffrey Epstein with young girls in the 1990s or furnishing Stephen Miller with murders in the 2020s, Donald Trump has always helped his closest associates get an erection.
January 25, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Analysis | Whether it was furnishing Jeffrey Epstein with young girls in the 1990s or furnishing Stephen Miller with murders in the 2020s, Donald Trump has always helped his closest associates get an erection.
This entire Administration needs to be destroyed.
January 24, 2026 at 10:57 PM
This entire Administration needs to be destroyed.
The next Democrat President is going to need 4 years just to apologize to everyone for everything.
January 24, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The next Democrat President is going to need 4 years just to apologize to everyone for everything.
The minute an ICE member takes a bullet, shit's gonna drop for the worse.
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
The minute an ICE member takes a bullet, shit's gonna drop for the worse.
Trump and Co. are about to discover the people of Venezuela also own guns.
January 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Trump and Co. are about to discover the people of Venezuela also own guns.
He hasn't even been in office for a year. America, and the world, have 3 more years of this. 3 years.
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
He hasn't even been in office for a year. America, and the world, have 3 more years of this. 3 years.
I'm 99% certain there won't be elections in the U.S. next November.
October 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'm 99% certain there won't be elections in the U.S. next November.
At first I thought it was nonsense, but now I'm fairly confident the US is going to have another Civil War. MAGA vs Democrats. I don't think it's going to be pretty, and Trump has enough time left in office to start it.
October 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
At first I thought it was nonsense, but now I'm fairly confident the US is going to have another Civil War. MAGA vs Democrats. I don't think it's going to be pretty, and Trump has enough time left in office to start it.
@weissmann.substack.com is phenomenal.
September 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
@weissmann.substack.com is phenomenal.
America, did you think it was going to get this bad, this fast?
September 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
America, did you think it was going to get this bad, this fast?
The only people NOT quoting Charlie Kirk are the people who followed him. Strange.
September 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The only people NOT quoting Charlie Kirk are the people who followed him. Strange.
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This alert was just sent to Senate Staffers, per Punchbowl:
“Capitol Police are responding to an incident at the Democratic National Committee (DNC) Headquarters.”
“Capitol Police are responding to an incident at the Democratic National Committee (DNC) Headquarters.”
September 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This alert was just sent to Senate Staffers, per Punchbowl:
“Capitol Police are responding to an incident at the Democratic National Committee (DNC) Headquarters.”
“Capitol Police are responding to an incident at the Democratic National Committee (DNC) Headquarters.”
If 'something' happens to Kamala Harris now, Dogshit Trump will have to go into hiding. He can never go outdoors.
August 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If 'something' happens to Kamala Harris now, Dogshit Trump will have to go into hiding. He can never go outdoors.
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Thank you for asking ! Long weekend! Back next week.
@nicollewallace.bsky.social I just found out you were here!!
So grateful and excited to continue hearing from you on this new platform!
But more than anything, I'm worried about this surprise Weeknight broadcast...
Everything ok?
So grateful and excited to continue hearing from you on this new platform!
But more than anything, I'm worried about this surprise Weeknight broadcast...
Everything ok?
August 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Thank you for asking ! Long weekend! Back next week.
Where's Deadline Whitehouse?
August 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Where's Deadline Whitehouse?
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August 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
R.I.P. Ozzy. Now you'll live forever in history. Thank you for everything.
July 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
R.I.P. Ozzy. Now you'll live forever in history. Thank you for everything.
Ghislaine Maxwell needs 24/7 security.
July 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell needs 24/7 security.
After his first stint as President, then losing, Dogshit Donald set out to find the most racist members of govt he could find, then with the help of Elon affecting vote tally's, he stole the last election, and by God, he's gonna do things HIS way now. The U.S., and the world, can't survive this.
July 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
After his first stint as President, then losing, Dogshit Donald set out to find the most racist members of govt he could find, then with the help of Elon affecting vote tally's, he stole the last election, and by God, he's gonna do things HIS way now. The U.S., and the world, can't survive this.
It's odd that the entire world can see Trump is an idiot and delusional asshole, but around 70 million Americans can't.
July 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's odd that the entire world can see Trump is an idiot and delusional asshole, but around 70 million Americans can't.
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This is amazing. Yesterday Trump claimed he talked to his uncle about how brilliant the Unabomber was when the Unabomber was a student of his at MIT.
The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.
The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.
you genuinely have to admire his brain. getting hammered 24/7 on Epstein? better fabricate a personal link to the Unabomber, specifically mentioning one of the prestigious universities where Epstein peddled his influence
July 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This is amazing. Yesterday Trump claimed he talked to his uncle about how brilliant the Unabomber was when the Unabomber was a student of his at MIT.
The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.
The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.
Today we say farewell to one of the most influential bands of all time. Black Sabbath.
July 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Today we say farewell to one of the most influential bands of all time. Black Sabbath.