Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy
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I’m a little rusty, but it’ll come back to me. pArODy
So the ovaries are near the breasts now??? I should have paid more attention in health class. I’m learning so much.
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
So the ovaries are near the breasts now??? I should have paid more attention in health class. I’m learning so much.
Thank God Trump got men out of women’s sports huh?! 🤦🏻♂️
Literally anything that benefits us he takes away.
Literally anything that benefits us he takes away.
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Thank God Trump got men out of women’s sports huh?! 🤦🏻♂️
Literally anything that benefits us he takes away.
Literally anything that benefits us he takes away.
It’s crazy how Republicans went from “Joe Biden is a pedo!!!”
To
“Leave Trump alone she’s 15!!! He likes them young!!!”
To
“Leave Trump alone she’s 15!!! He likes them young!!!”
a close up of a person crying with their mouth open and teeth showing .
ALT: a close up of a person crying with their mouth open and teeth showing .
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November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It’s crazy how Republicans went from “Joe Biden is a pedo!!!”
To
“Leave Trump alone she’s 15!!! He likes them young!!!”
To
“Leave Trump alone she’s 15!!! He likes them young!!!”
Is Hell freezing over?
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Is Hell freezing over?
So, I’m feeling pretty down. I reached out to someone for some advice. I was kind and was just looking for anything to help, and instead of answering they blocked me and shut me down pretty quickly. Nothing feels good right now.
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
So, I’m feeling pretty down. I reached out to someone for some advice. I was kind and was just looking for anything to help, and instead of answering they blocked me and shut me down pretty quickly. Nothing feels good right now.
And this is coming from a sex trafficker.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
And this is coming from a sex trafficker.
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We need more firey democrats
Wow. Everyone needs to see the moment Mark Kelly calls out Donald Trump for stoking division and anger in our nation. Spread this everywhere.
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
We need more firey democrats
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This speech never gets old.
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This speech never gets old.
This will make everything all better. What a dipshit. And these dipshit MAGA’s will be all like “he’s the best!!! Fuck Joe Biden “ dipshits.
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This will make everything all better. What a dipshit. And these dipshit MAGA’s will be all like “he’s the best!!! Fuck Joe Biden “ dipshits.
Is this guy for fucking real?
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Is this guy for fucking real?
Is Hell freezing over??? I never thought I’d see a day when I actually agree with this Sasquatch. But here we are.
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Is Hell freezing over??? I never thought I’d see a day when I actually agree with this Sasquatch. But here we are.
Lowest energy President ever.
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Lowest energy President ever.
What a bunch of crybabies.
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
What a bunch of crybabies.
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So Good To See Strong Democratic Women Winning tonight ! Sure Will Be Nice To Keep
This Powerful Movement Going......
This Powerful Movement Going......
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
So Good To See Strong Democratic Women Winning tonight ! Sure Will Be Nice To Keep
This Powerful Movement Going......
This Powerful Movement Going......
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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Because he lost to Biden, now we all have to suffer the man-baby’s temper tantrum. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE.
ICE is now using facial recognition software— including on American citizens — to detain people its app concludes are in the country illegally.
This, as Trump says ICE raids "haven't gone far enough."
Connect the dots: No one is safe from Trump's tyranny.
This, as Trump says ICE raids "haven't gone far enough."
Connect the dots: No one is safe from Trump's tyranny.
November 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Because he lost to Biden, now we all have to suffer the man-baby’s temper tantrum. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE.
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here's today's post: "why the fuck is 60 Minutes even bothering?" — in a world of new lows, a newer low.
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why the fuck is 60 Minutes even bothering?
in a world of new lows, a newer low
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November 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
here's today's post: "why the fuck is 60 Minutes even bothering?" — in a world of new lows, a newer low.
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After 41 years in chains, Mare Noi- an Asian elephant once forced into logging and breeding- finally walks free.
Her first steps at Boon Lott’s Elephant Sanctuary are pure grace and power. 🌿
Freedom looks good on her. 💚
#ElephantRescue #AnimalSanctuary #MareNoi
Her first steps at Boon Lott’s Elephant Sanctuary are pure grace and power. 🌿
Freedom looks good on her. 💚
#ElephantRescue #AnimalSanctuary #MareNoi
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
After 41 years in chains, Mare Noi- an Asian elephant once forced into logging and breeding- finally walks free.
Her first steps at Boon Lott’s Elephant Sanctuary are pure grace and power. 🌿
Freedom looks good on her. 💚
#ElephantRescue #AnimalSanctuary #MareNoi
Her first steps at Boon Lott’s Elephant Sanctuary are pure grace and power. 🌿
Freedom looks good on her. 💚
#ElephantRescue #AnimalSanctuary #MareNoi
This sounds like he forgot he had a science project due and he’s just winging it in front of the whole classroom.
October 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This sounds like he forgot he had a science project due and he’s just winging it in front of the whole classroom.
Our Vice President ladies and gentlemen. I think what Couch F!cker here is saying is”whites only”
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Our Vice President ladies and gentlemen. I think what Couch F!cker here is saying is”whites only”
No way! I thought he cared you dipshits bigly???
🧑🌾 SOYBEAN FARMER: “Trump did this to us. We are hurting. He doesn’t have a plan.”
Why won’t Republicans help them?
Why won’t Republicans help them?
October 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
No way! I thought he cared you dipshits bigly???