paulflower.bsky.social
@paulflower.bsky.social
Freelance writer, copywriter, author of “The Great American Cheese War” and “The Great American Boogaloo.”
Before Bezos:

There was a break-in at the Democratic party headquarters in the Watergate Hotel by men connected to the White House and the Committee to Reelect the President.

After Bezos:

There was a party in the Watergate Hotel.

#washingtonpost
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Remember her name: Aliya Rahman

Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.

It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.

ICE MUST GO‼️
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”

In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Why does Cal Raleigh always look like a 3rd grader who knows what bad thing happened at recess but doesn’t want to tell Mrs. Hillberg?
October 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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It is hard to describe just how infuriating it is to hear RFK Jr. challenge the appropriateness of antidepressants.

I am a health policy professor with a forthcoming book and a second book-in-progress, none of which would be remotely possible without antidepressants to manage major depression.
September 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You really should subscribe to Jim Moore's Substack. Guy knows stuff. And writes about it beautifully.

substack.com/@jamesmoore/...
Banana Republicans
The idea was steeped in silly optimism.
substack.com
August 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Obviously, Justice is blind.
loving that this story is letting non-baseball fans discover that retired baseball players are incredibly stupid
August 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Maybe Trump just bought Miss Teen USA because he enjoys competition.
July 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Today in life under competitive authoritarianism
A chief executive publicly cheering for the firing of a critical media personality is a common feature of authoritarian states.

I hate to break it to everyone, especially since it’s been evident for a couple of months, but…

America is an authoritarian state.
'I love that Colbert got fired:' Trump cheers show cancellation amid CBS 'bribe'
July 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Donald Trump is sick of hearing Jeffrey Epstein's name. So I wrote a column that uses Jeffrey Epstein's name more than 40 times. You're welcome. (There's a special Easter egg for those who read to the end.)

www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
Please stop talking about Jeffrey Epstein. You're making Donald Trump mad. | Opinion
President Donald Trump has had it with people mentioning Jeffrey Epstein. So let's stop mentioning Jeffrey Epstein. No more Jeffrey Epstein, people.
www.usatoday.com
July 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Hey, it's here! My new book comes out today. Hope you like it. ❤
June 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
"Paul Flower... may be the only writer who has given me the ability to laugh at our faltering democracy. This latest effort is... the envy of political writers who wish they could find something funny about our democracy's current decline."
- Five star review from best-selling author James C. Moore
The Great American Boogaloo: Ripped-from-reality satire that will leave you wondering if it’s really fiction (The Great American Series)
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June 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"This was a great, fast-paced, fun read! If you're from Michigan you'll have the added bonus of recognizing a lot of these characters. Well done!"
- Five star review
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The Great American Cheese War (The Great American Series)
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June 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM