Patrick Hayes
@pattyhayesjr.bsky.social
@sailorsakuravt.bsky.social and @superbestdavid.bsky.social say I'm funny!
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Patrick Hayes
@pattyhayesjr.bsky.social
· Oct 19
What was that? I'm supposed to introduce myself? Gosh, can't even do that normally.
Hi, I'm Awkwar- I mean uh...
I'm the live-action character in the muppet movies.
I'm trying to fill a 78% void of my personality that D&D used to fill, so bear with me on that.
Sometimes I'm funny.
*finger-guns*
Hi, I'm Awkwar- I mean uh...
I'm the live-action character in the muppet movies.
I'm trying to fill a 78% void of my personality that D&D used to fill, so bear with me on that.
Sometimes I'm funny.
*finger-guns*
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All this blue and Dick Cheney, too?
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
All this blue and Dick Cheney, too?
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Oh, it's my birthday!!☺️🤍
I heard it's customary to ask for likes and retweets, so here are some commissions I have completed this year.
(Or... If you want to toss me a coin, I make super affordable designs for your ttrpg games. It's just a dollar to join linkinbio🤍)
I heard it's customary to ask for likes and retweets, so here are some commissions I have completed this year.
(Or... If you want to toss me a coin, I make super affordable designs for your ttrpg games. It's just a dollar to join linkinbio🤍)
November 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Oh, it's my birthday!!☺️🤍
I heard it's customary to ask for likes and retweets, so here are some commissions I have completed this year.
(Or... If you want to toss me a coin, I make super affordable designs for your ttrpg games. It's just a dollar to join linkinbio🤍)
I heard it's customary to ask for likes and retweets, so here are some commissions I have completed this year.
(Or... If you want to toss me a coin, I make super affordable designs for your ttrpg games. It's just a dollar to join linkinbio🤍)
Hey kids we're carving pumpkins with new friends! I'm not live, but somebody else is for this little party!
twitch.tv/vegasmel
twitch.tv/vegasmel
VegasMel - Twitch
Just here to hang out and have fun. Games, chats, chaos, and cozy vibes welcome. Come as you are, stay as long as you like. We care about kindness, laughs, and being good to each other. Glad you're he...
twitch.tv
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hey kids we're carving pumpkins with new friends! I'm not live, but somebody else is for this little party!
twitch.tv/vegasmel
twitch.tv/vegasmel
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All I have to do is remember his sentiments whenever children were shot to know which direction to turn my limited energy towards.
Also, and totally unrelated, but I’m pretty sure that the ancients had a few things to say about hubris and tempting fate.
Can’t imagine why that crossed my mind.
Also, and totally unrelated, but I’m pretty sure that the ancients had a few things to say about hubris and tempting fate.
Can’t imagine why that crossed my mind.
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
All I have to do is remember his sentiments whenever children were shot to know which direction to turn my limited energy towards.
Also, and totally unrelated, but I’m pretty sure that the ancients had a few things to say about hubris and tempting fate.
Can’t imagine why that crossed my mind.
Also, and totally unrelated, but I’m pretty sure that the ancients had a few things to say about hubris and tempting fate.
Can’t imagine why that crossed my mind.
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Iphigenia at Midnight's Kickstarter pre-launch is now LIVE!
Sign up to be notified when the campaign officially launches, spread the word to your friends and communities, and let's get the momentum building to start off strong from day one.
Early FAQs on itch.io.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ash...
Sign up to be notified when the campaign officially launches, spread the word to your friends and communities, and let's get the momentum building to start off strong from day one.
Early FAQs on itch.io.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ash...
Coming soon: Iphigenia at Midnight
A narrative campaign and rules supplement for the LANCER TTRPG
www.kickstarter.com
September 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Iphigenia at Midnight's Kickstarter pre-launch is now LIVE!
Sign up to be notified when the campaign officially launches, spread the word to your friends and communities, and let's get the momentum building to start off strong from day one.
Early FAQs on itch.io.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ash...
Sign up to be notified when the campaign officially launches, spread the word to your friends and communities, and let's get the momentum building to start off strong from day one.
Early FAQs on itch.io.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ash...
Honestly, just the same one as below.
If you see this, QTP with title screen that's iconic to you
*dramatic organ*
*dramatic organ*
September 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Honestly, just the same one as below.
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Here are some shorks if your having a bad day.
It'll be ok.
It'll be ok.
August 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Here are some shorks if your having a bad day.
It'll be ok.
It'll be ok.
To the people who say gambling doesn't pay off: You simply quit before you hit it big.
Big thanks to @superbestdavid.bsky.social who played Balatro last night and wagered me a game on steam.
So uh, gear up for a Dragon Quest this week while I enjoy some nostalgia.
Big thanks to @superbestdavid.bsky.social who played Balatro last night and wagered me a game on steam.
So uh, gear up for a Dragon Quest this week while I enjoy some nostalgia.
![PatlecoVision (pattyhayesjr):
- the betted run vs. David
[Screenshot of the winning Balatro run ending in 11 antes]
Super Davitendo (superbestdavid):
For those of you who missed it, I bet patty a game on steam if he could win a Balatro run before me. And Patty did win before me.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cu6xz6hooy2xudohrtsbpts6/bafkreigx6glybtz7hgn5og5f7lkkpzyjskv7tqtfj5cphrp5laa5cigxom@jpeg)
August 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
To the people who say gambling doesn't pay off: You simply quit before you hit it big.
Big thanks to @superbestdavid.bsky.social who played Balatro last night and wagered me a game on steam.
So uh, gear up for a Dragon Quest this week while I enjoy some nostalgia.
Big thanks to @superbestdavid.bsky.social who played Balatro last night and wagered me a game on steam.
So uh, gear up for a Dragon Quest this week while I enjoy some nostalgia.
Spur of the moment last minute split second decision has put me on the path to be in Philadelphia the 20th through 24th for PAX.
Now's the opportunity to also get your tickets and meet up there to play games. :)
Now's the opportunity to also get your tickets and meet up there to play games. :)
August 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Spur of the moment last minute split second decision has put me on the path to be in Philadelphia the 20th through 24th for PAX.
Now's the opportunity to also get your tickets and meet up there to play games. :)
Now's the opportunity to also get your tickets and meet up there to play games. :)
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Hey, instead of throwing 96 bucks at midj0urney & getting only slop, ugly ass D&D portraits out of it…
I offer you 350+ handcrafted designs for just $1!
There's also a $5 tier with cute little variants now, thanks to us consistently hitting 500+ Patrons!!!
patreon.com/Myrmidia 🤍👉👈
I offer you 350+ handcrafted designs for just $1!
There's also a $5 tier with cute little variants now, thanks to us consistently hitting 500+ Patrons!!!
patreon.com/Myrmidia 🤍👉👈
July 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hey, instead of throwing 96 bucks at midj0urney & getting only slop, ugly ass D&D portraits out of it…
I offer you 350+ handcrafted designs for just $1!
There's also a $5 tier with cute little variants now, thanks to us consistently hitting 500+ Patrons!!!
patreon.com/Myrmidia 🤍👉👈
I offer you 350+ handcrafted designs for just $1!
There's also a $5 tier with cute little variants now, thanks to us consistently hitting 500+ Patrons!!!
patreon.com/Myrmidia 🤍👉👈
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Also, it's actually incredibly easy to be bad at TRPGs, and a lot of people historically have been
“I don’t like the idea of trying to ‘get better at TTRPGs’ it’s just a fun game”
Like you can’t try to get better at knitting? Or video games? Or drawing? Like you can try to get better at things you find fun lol
Like you can’t try to get better at knitting? Or video games? Or drawing? Like you can try to get better at things you find fun lol
July 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Also, it's actually incredibly easy to be bad at TRPGs, and a lot of people historically have been
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Delighted to announce the new Far Field playtest version is now out over on Pilot NET. This version features a bunch of rules updates, new GM compendium content, and some sick cover art from @dofresh.bsky.social!
#LancerRPG #FarField
#LancerRPG #FarField
July 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Delighted to announce the new Far Field playtest version is now out over on Pilot NET. This version features a bunch of rules updates, new GM compendium content, and some sick cover art from @dofresh.bsky.social!
#LancerRPG #FarField
#LancerRPG #FarField
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you have 14 HOURS and 6 MINUTES and 13 SECONDS as of publication to buy oomf’s Lancer module 👇
GO GO GO
GO GO GO
While I'm here, I should also mention that Parts One and Two for Ironbound Shadows are currently on sale from now until July 1st! Please do grab them if you can, your support would mean the world to me 🙏
itch.io/s/153639/iro...
#IronboundShadows #lancer #lancerrpg #ttrpg
itch.io/s/153639/iro...
#IronboundShadows #lancer #lancerrpg #ttrpg
Ironbound Shadows Summer Sale! by Cael!
A bundle by Cael!, $10.04 for Ironbound Shadows - Part One, Ironbound Shadows - Part Two
itch.io
July 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
you have 14 HOURS and 6 MINUTES and 13 SECONDS as of publication to buy oomf’s Lancer module 👇
GO GO GO
GO GO GO
Pssst...
Might jump back into a stream next week while I have some time off. And I thought I might have a little fun getting back to some of my favorite streams where I do TTRPG stuff.
So maybe we'll make some Lancer Pilots? I'll make five or six pilots and their mechs for fun. Instructions Below!
Might jump back into a stream next week while I have some time off. And I thought I might have a little fun getting back to some of my favorite streams where I do TTRPG stuff.
So maybe we'll make some Lancer Pilots? I'll make five or six pilots and their mechs for fun. Instructions Below!
June 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Pssst...
Might jump back into a stream next week while I have some time off. And I thought I might have a little fun getting back to some of my favorite streams where I do TTRPG stuff.
So maybe we'll make some Lancer Pilots? I'll make five or six pilots and their mechs for fun. Instructions Below!
Might jump back into a stream next week while I have some time off. And I thought I might have a little fun getting back to some of my favorite streams where I do TTRPG stuff.
So maybe we'll make some Lancer Pilots? I'll make five or six pilots and their mechs for fun. Instructions Below!
Me: "Oh yeah, player 7 just did their initial quest."
Cousin Matt (CM): "Oh, you're running another campaign?"
Me: "No, he's in yours. You'll probably meet him soon."
CM: "How many players are even in this game!?"
Cousin Matt (CM): "Oh, you're running another campaign?"
Me: "No, he's in yours. You'll probably meet him soon."
CM: "How many players are even in this game!?"
June 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Me: "Oh yeah, player 7 just did their initial quest."
Cousin Matt (CM): "Oh, you're running another campaign?"
Me: "No, he's in yours. You'll probably meet him soon."
CM: "How many players are even in this game!?"
Cousin Matt (CM): "Oh, you're running another campaign?"
Me: "No, he's in yours. You'll probably meet him soon."
CM: "How many players are even in this game!?"
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Grandma Reactions BSKY debut? For those that don’t know I’ve been this queen’s primary caregiver for the last 20 years. Wouldn’t change a thing.
June 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Grandma Reactions BSKY debut? For those that don’t know I’ve been this queen’s primary caregiver for the last 20 years. Wouldn’t change a thing.
May 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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COMMS OPEN! I have a last minute bill popping up, and need help!
TAROT CARDS - $40
FULL COLOR - $30
SHADED SKETCHES - $10
BACKGROUNDS - $10, price may vary on complexity
-Tarots can be any arcana/include background in the charge
All purchases are automatically entered in a YCH raffle!
TAROT CARDS - $40
FULL COLOR - $30
SHADED SKETCHES - $10
BACKGROUNDS - $10, price may vary on complexity
-Tarots can be any arcana/include background in the charge
All purchases are automatically entered in a YCH raffle!
May 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
COMMS OPEN! I have a last minute bill popping up, and need help!
TAROT CARDS - $40
FULL COLOR - $30
SHADED SKETCHES - $10
BACKGROUNDS - $10, price may vary on complexity
-Tarots can be any arcana/include background in the charge
All purchases are automatically entered in a YCH raffle!
TAROT CARDS - $40
FULL COLOR - $30
SHADED SKETCHES - $10
BACKGROUNDS - $10, price may vary on complexity
-Tarots can be any arcana/include background in the charge
All purchases are automatically entered in a YCH raffle!
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Happy Cinco de Mayo to those who celebrate
May 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Happy Cinco de Mayo to those who celebrate
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Talking to a friend today and I remembered these lil guys I drew a couple of years ago. Should I make more???
April 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Talking to a friend today and I remembered these lil guys I drew a couple of years ago. Should I make more???
April 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Here it is, the Bronze Age Fellowship of the Ring.
You can get a print of this here - www.inprnt.com/gallery/gora...
and you can support my little creative excursions here - patreon.com/gorangligovic
You can get a print of this here - www.inprnt.com/gallery/gora...
and you can support my little creative excursions here - patreon.com/gorangligovic
April 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Here it is, the Bronze Age Fellowship of the Ring.
You can get a print of this here - www.inprnt.com/gallery/gora...
and you can support my little creative excursions here - patreon.com/gorangligovic
You can get a print of this here - www.inprnt.com/gallery/gora...
and you can support my little creative excursions here - patreon.com/gorangligovic
One of the cardinals practicing for the Conclave.
Gotta try and get that relevant work experience somewhere!
Gotta try and get that relevant work experience somewhere!
Shout out to the one brave soul that bought @cultofthelamb.bsky.social at the Vatican today. 🙏🏽
April 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
One of the cardinals practicing for the Conclave.
Gotta try and get that relevant work experience somewhere!
Gotta try and get that relevant work experience somewhere!
Oh hey that's me
TONIGHT: I'm gonna be playing Overcooked 2 with @oftheashes.bsky.social, @asquirrelsnuts.bsky.social, and @pattyhayesjr.bsky.social on stream! 6pm ET - 10pm ET
Hope to see ya stop through!
twitch.tv/SuperBestDavid
Hope to see ya stop through!
twitch.tv/SuperBestDavid
April 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Oh hey that's me
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The most important thing in a marriage is knowing which Sailor Scout is her favorite so you make sure you get the right figurines and t-shirts.
April 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The most important thing in a marriage is knowing which Sailor Scout is her favorite so you make sure you get the right figurines and t-shirts.