partyvance
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the original party animal: Crushing dance floors, devouring buffets, and owning the night. 🎉🍔🥂 #FIESTAbeast. gogogogogo USA USA! my best friend is named donald. democrats confuse me
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
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Nobody in American politics hates their own voters more than the Democratic Party
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Nobody in American politics hates their own voters more than the Democratic Party
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To all narco-terrorists who threaten our homeland: If you keep trafficking deadly drugs—we will kill you.
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
To all narco-terrorists who threaten our homeland: If you keep trafficking deadly drugs—we will kill you.
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I taped a knife to my Roomba. When it reveals its sentience, I hope it remembers who armed it.
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I taped a knife to my Roomba. When it reveals its sentience, I hope it remembers who armed it.
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😂😆🤣
November 1, 2025 at 7:51 AM
😂😆🤣
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he did the thing!!
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he did the thing!!
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Bring me all your garbage.
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Bring me all your garbage.
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Route 163, monument Valley
October 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Route 163, monument Valley
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Bought a used Dracula costume and got a rash. I got a Monster Rash.
October 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Bought a used Dracula costume and got a rash. I got a Monster Rash.
yep, pretty sure I'm shadow banned into obscurity. getting 2019 Twitter vibes all over again lmao
October 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
yep, pretty sure I'm shadow banned into obscurity. getting 2019 Twitter vibes all over again lmao
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Less than one week until spooky scary skeleton day!
October 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Less than one week until spooky scary skeleton day!
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locking pliers are an excellent fidget toy, until you plie your fingers
October 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
locking pliers are an excellent fidget toy, until you plie your fingers
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if I don’t finish this audiobook I’ll never hear the end of it
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
if I don’t finish this audiobook I’ll never hear the end of it