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the original party animal: Crushing dance floors, devouring buffets, and owning the night. 🎉🍔🥂 #FIESTAbeast. gogogogogo USA USA! my best friend is named donald. democrats confuse me
sup? NM u?
just fkn around with ai slop and giggling my ass off
just fkn around with ai slop and giggling my ass off
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
sup? NM u?
just fkn around with ai slop and giggling my ass off
just fkn around with ai slop and giggling my ass off
Dems/MSM: “Oh no! Trump said he wants to execute seditious Democrat lawmakers!”
Me:
Me:
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Dems/MSM: “Oh no! Trump said he wants to execute seditious Democrat lawmakers!”
Me:
Me:
the Dems:
Senate: 3 out of 47 (last vote Nov 4, 2025).
House: 1 out of 212 (Sep 19, 2025; no new votes)
Senate: 3 out of 47 (last vote Nov 4, 2025).
House: 1 out of 212 (Sep 19, 2025; no new votes)
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the Dems:
Senate: 3 out of 47 (last vote Nov 4, 2025).
House: 1 out of 212 (Sep 19, 2025; no new votes)
Senate: 3 out of 47 (last vote Nov 4, 2025).
House: 1 out of 212 (Sep 19, 2025; no new votes)
you're definitely not one to be talking...
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
you're definitely not one to be talking...
..still waiting...
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
..still waiting...
"happening in plain sight"
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"happening in plain sight"
we could have had the first black female governor, but you had to be a bigot
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
we could have had the first black female governor, but you had to be a bigot
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he did the thing!!
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he did the thing!!
oh God I hope he wears it during press conferences 😆
October 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
oh God I hope he wears it during press conferences 😆
dafuq do you mean hair not included?
October 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
dafuq do you mean hair not included?
I hear you like to fk little boys.
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I hear you like to fk little boys.
nuke the filibuster! make the Dems irrelevant! reopen the government!
...or keep it closed.. I'm okay cutting away 50 years of democrat pork bills like a cancer.
drain the swamp!
...or keep it closed.. I'm okay cutting away 50 years of democrat pork bills like a cancer.
drain the swamp!
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
nuke the filibuster! make the Dems irrelevant! reopen the government!
...or keep it closed.. I'm okay cutting away 50 years of democrat pork bills like a cancer.
drain the swamp!
...or keep it closed.. I'm okay cutting away 50 years of democrat pork bills like a cancer.
drain the swamp!
