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They killed adobe flash so that edgy teenagers couldn’t criticize the regime online, wake up albino black sheeple
February 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
February 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
"I understand, shakespeare understood, competing loylaties.."
February 4, 2026 at 7:09 AM
mfs redacted this shit in Relativity
February 3, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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The moderate position is unwinding the entire post-9/11 security state
January 27, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse serving veterans. He died trying to protect protestors being assaulted. A group of anonymous & masked men fired chemicals into his face, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Then his government smeared him & defended his murder.
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
carney's davos speech is among the best i've ever seen
January 24, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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They'll call you a terrorist if you oppose this
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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PSA: You do not, under any circumstances, fund the Gestapo
January 22, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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What training solves this?
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
we really deserve whatever's coming to us after letting this fester a whole decade
January 21, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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Bethlehem Any% no slouch skip
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 AM
i wonder if the dhs twitter/pr people consciously think of their work as "führerposting"
January 12, 2026 at 4:08 AM
a lot of the trump team's strategy is based on stealing momentum--taking tempos--and moving faster than the institutions can respond
January 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Achtung-tied.

@theonion.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
REUTERS: Phillips 66 says two US Gulf Coast refineries can process Venezuelan crude archive.ph/hDzBH
archive.ph
January 6, 2026 at 10:51 PM
kind of want to write an ideological study of trump titled "you think our country's so innocent?" there's so much in there.
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
January 4, 2026 at 3:41 AM
saw your man doing involved jaw movements while gargling mouthwash
December 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Me logging into this website so that I can “get a sense of what’s going on in the world”
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
mother just referred to a pop star named 'taylor smith'
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM