Parade O’ Crap Ph.D
@paradeocrap.bsky.social
“Please, sir, my horse, she is very sick”
Primarily a “yes…and” writer of silly replies. 💙(blue) 🌊 (wave). Be warned: I will post GIFs and impressively outdated memes.
UX Researcher. Drone Videographer.
GO STEELERS!
Primarily a “yes…and” writer of silly replies. 💙(blue) 🌊 (wave). Be warned: I will post GIFs and impressively outdated memes.
UX Researcher. Drone Videographer.
GO STEELERS!
Pinned
And here I am waiting for the wave form to collapse.
Only dems have agency. The right is a particle array
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
And here I am waiting for the wave form to collapse.
If you’re in line to dunk on a fascist, STAY IN LINE!
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If you’re in line to dunk on a fascist, STAY IN LINE!
I’m still holding out for Blinking 12:00 Standard Time
happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’m still holding out for Blinking 12:00 Standard Time
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"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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If anyone works at CBS News and would like to leak to me about whats unfolding over there, my Signal is ParkerMolloy.86
October 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If anyone works at CBS News and would like to leak to me about whats unfolding over there, my Signal is ParkerMolloy.86
We don’t need no education
We don’t need no
We don’t need no
October 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
We don’t need no education
We don’t need no
We don’t need no
I’ll never understand the British Monarchy
i've been watching Charles for over a decade and i know he's an insane qualifier and yet i still shit bricks every time he has to put in a lap to make it into a session
October 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’ll never understand the British Monarchy
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If you were in the room during Hegseth and Trump's speech, and you'd like to share your response anonymously, reach out to me on Signal (in bio.) Share widely.
September 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If you were in the room during Hegseth and Trump's speech, and you'd like to share your response anonymously, reach out to me on Signal (in bio.) Share widely.
My spirit animal
One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
September 19, 2025 at 9:27 AM
My spirit animal
Riding on the M3 to Stonehenge is so soothing. It’s like driving through a screensaver.
September 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Riding on the M3 to Stonehenge is so soothing. It’s like driving through a screensaver.
When your French jet circles for an hour as sole air traffic controller sleeps
French jet circles for an hour as sole air traffic controller sleeps
French jet circles for an hour as sole air traffic controller sleeps
French jet circles for an hour as sole air traffic controller sleeps
www.thetimes.com
September 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
When your French jet circles for an hour as sole air traffic controller sleeps
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Gary
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Weekend At Gary's
Weekend At Gary's
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
September 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Gary
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Gary
Russia Today airs Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake
August 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Russia Today airs Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake
New nickname just dropped!
“The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including "Mr. President POO-tihn.” “
“The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including "Mr. President POO-tihn.” “
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
New nickname just dropped!
“The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including "Mr. President POO-tihn.” “
“The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including "Mr. President POO-tihn.” “
The OK Canyon
Rather Quite Large Caves if One Thinks About it
The AlmostThreeWeeksGlades
Medium Sur
Rather Quite Large Caves if One Thinks About it
The AlmostThreeWeeksGlades
Medium Sur
August 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The OK Canyon
Rather Quite Large Caves if One Thinks About it
The AlmostThreeWeeksGlades
Medium Sur
Rather Quite Large Caves if One Thinks About it
The AlmostThreeWeeksGlades
Medium Sur
Realest with a tweet you still think about
August 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Realest with a tweet you still think about
Why half the world celebrates an independence day
*nodding* the problem is english people
August 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Why half the world celebrates an independence day
The New Gilded Age starts when we hallucinate regulations out of existence
DOGE "is using a new artificial intelligence tool to slash federal regulations, with the goal of eliminating half of Washington’s regulatory mandates by the first anniversary of President Donald Trump’s inauguration, according to documents obtained by The Washington Post" and four govt officials.
DOGE builds AI tool to cut 50 percent of federal regulations
The U.S. DOGE Service is using a new AI tool to eliminate federal regulations, aiming to cut 50 percent of rules by the first anniversary of President Donald Trump’s inauguration.
wapo.st
July 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The New Gilded Age starts when we hallucinate regulations out of existence
New (9:20 EDT 7/25) USAtoday:
“Trump and Epstein were “representative of a type that has nibbled at the edges of the modeling business. If you’re in the market for women as sex toys, a higher echelon of that is models. They are, by definition, beautiful women. They also are beautiful young women,”
“Trump and Epstein were “representative of a type that has nibbled at the edges of the modeling business. If you’re in the market for women as sex toys, a higher echelon of that is models. They are, by definition, beautiful women. They also are beautiful young women,”
'Terrific guy': The Trump-Epstein party boy friendship lasted a decade, ended badly
Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein were friends for decades. Why conspiracy theories about them now grow.
www.usatoday.com
July 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
New (9:20 EDT 7/25) USAtoday:
“Trump and Epstein were “representative of a type that has nibbled at the edges of the modeling business. If you’re in the market for women as sex toys, a higher echelon of that is models. They are, by definition, beautiful women. They also are beautiful young women,”
“Trump and Epstein were “representative of a type that has nibbled at the edges of the modeling business. If you’re in the market for women as sex toys, a higher echelon of that is models. They are, by definition, beautiful women. They also are beautiful young women,”
Makin’ my way downtown, walkin’ fast
Here's an illustration showing the anatomical similarities between structures of the clitoris (on the left) and penis (on the right), going for a little walk together.
July 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Makin’ my way downtown, walkin’ fast
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ATTN: If you're one of the Treasury employees that handled Epstein's Suspicious Activity Reports, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
July 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
ATTN: If you're one of the Treasury employees that handled Epstein's Suspicious Activity Reports, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
Disney’s sci-fi epic “The Blowjob Hole”
Bringing up blowjob
3 blowjobs and a baby
July 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Disney’s sci-fi epic “The Blowjob Hole”
It should be called the Goatse Party, because it’ll split the asshole vote
July 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It should be called the Goatse Party, because it’ll split the asshole vote
You find this book hidden under your teenage son’s bed.
What do you do?
What do you do?
June 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You find this book hidden under your teenage son’s bed.
What do you do?
What do you do?