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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D
@paradeocrap.bsky.social
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“Please, sir, my horse, she is very sick”

Primarily a “yes…and” writer of silly replies. 💙(blue) 🌊 (wave). Be warned: I will post GIFs and impressively outdated memes.

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The husband’s photo:
a yellow toy car with a bicycle attached to the back
Alt: A child in a toy car runs over another child who is just sitting on the lawn
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November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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a cartoon of a man wearing a yellow uniform with a star on it
Alt: Animated Captain Kirk covers his mouth with his hand in shock
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November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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HAL while Bowman pulled his memory processors
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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AAAAHHHH-aaaahhhh
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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This reads like HAL while Astronaut Bowman was pulling out his memory processors.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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This reads like HAL while Astronaut Bowman was pulling out his memory processors.
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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What happens when two spies kiss
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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I am always reminded of The Sims’ classic patch notes:
A tumblr (I think) post: personifyingchaos = passthecocaine * So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever bonewagon: • Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots. • Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor. • The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation. • Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels. • It is no longer possible to Try for Baby' with the Grim Reaper. • "Become Enemies with Child" wish no longer appears. • Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out. • Pregnant sims can no longer brawl. • Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim's hand while driving a car. • Sims will no longer receive a wish to "Skinny Dip" with Mummies. • A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. • Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die. I can't stop laughing holy shit 20,608 notes
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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The password was ‘BEEF WOMEN’ Hermoine cried.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I feel dirty just looking at it
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Oooohhh! Face masks for children! It’s about time someone famous put their face weight behind preventing the spread of respiratory diseases!

(Taps earpiece) wait-I’m getting an update from my producer

Oh dear Oh no
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Horse cordyceps
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Scam, I’m pretty sure.
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Gian Iggle!
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Steeking is what BlueSky dyslexics do
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Halter top
November 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I usually give a hearty, full-throated “OOPS!”
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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“Unruly” is not an adjective I’d like ascribed to my armed forces, thank you very much.
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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The classic ask of a company not in any way entangled in a bubble
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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The attic of my hip is sciatic
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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“Honey, I don’t think we’re going to survive this”
View from a camera mounted on a model train, which is exiting a tunnel. Just outside the tunnel, two domestic cats stare intently at the train, directly into the camera lens.
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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yes…and
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Tape it to the child
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM