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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D
@paradeocrap.bsky.social
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“Please, sir, my horse, she is very sick”

Primarily a “yes…and” writer of silly replies. 💙(blue) 🌊 (wave). Be warned: I will post GIFs and impressively outdated memes.

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I am always reminded of The Sims’ classic patch notes:
A tumblr (I think) post: personifyingchaos = passthecocaine * So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever bonewagon: • Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots. • Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor. • The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation. • Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels. • It is no longer possible to Try for Baby' with the Grim Reaper. • "Become Enemies with Child" wish no longer appears. • Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out. • Pregnant sims can no longer brawl. • Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim's hand while driving a car. • Sims will no longer receive a wish to "Skinny Dip" with Mummies. • A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. • Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die. I can't stop laughing holy shit 20,608 notes
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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“Honey, I don’t think we’re going to survive this”
View from a camera mounted on a model train, which is exiting a tunnel. Just outside the tunnel, two domestic cats stare intently at the train, directly into the camera lens.
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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“Everyone is 12 now”
A tweet outlining the “everyone is twelve now” theory: “Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now" September 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer "I'm strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm" of course you do. You're twelve. "I don't want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal" hell yeah homie you're twelve. "Maybe if there's crime we should just send the army" bless your heart my twelve year old buddy”
October 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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You’ll sleep like a logg when you sleep at a
Topmost portion of a screen shot, showing the name of the TV station (VG | TV) and a log in button spelled “logg inn”
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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A reply on Tumblr (?) ihopethisdsntawakensomethinginme you put that sentence back in your mouth
October 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Miller: “Do you mind? I’m just getting out of the shower!”
October 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Hells yeah!
“Success kid” meme; a toddler on a beach clenches a fist filled with sand; his expression could be well-described as “nailed it!”
October 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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“Not this again”
Close-up of the dachshund in the above image rolling her eyes
October 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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You could sand off the corners and it looks like this:
As described by MotorTrend: “1998 Fiat Multipla The Multipla is one of the few award-winning cars on this list—only the awards it has one are all of the ugliest-car variety. There is so much wrong with this design that one can while away the hours finding new things to make fun of: A hood that looks like it's been sat upon, a Pacer-like devotion to fishbowl glass, and an overall impression someone sawed two cars in half and stuck the top of one to the bottom of the other. The interior is no better: All of the gauges and controls are crammed on the center stack, giving the appearance of a Fischer-Price toddler activity board that's been attacked with a razor blade. The Multipla is so far out that even the French thought it was awful—it truly is one of the ugliest cars in the world.”
October 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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After sanding, it looks like this:
From Motor Trend: “1998 Fiat Multipla The Multipla is one of the few award-winning cars on this list—only the awards it has one are all of the ugliest-car variety. There is so much wrong with this design that one can while away the hours finding new things to make fun of: A hood that looks like it's been sat upon, a Pacer-like devotion to fishbowl glass, and an overall impression someone sawed two cars in half and stuck the top of one to the bottom of the other. The interior is no better: All of the gauges and controls are crammed on the center stack, giving the appearance of a Fischer-Price toddler activity board that's been attacked with a razor blade. The Multipla is so far out that even the French thought it was awful—it truly is one of the ugliest cars in the world.”
October 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Lucille Bluth raises an eyebrow and asks, “it's one gust of wind. how much sand could it possibly blast into my eyes”
October 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Why do I have two memes of this guy?
Clippy quoting this skeet: I see you like typing words. Have you considered typing different ones?
October 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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We don’t need no education
We don’t need no
A rectangular, orange construction sign with a single word: “Fartkontrol”
October 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Gotta love the Germanic languages
A rectangular, orange construction sign with a single word: “Fartkontrol”
October 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Never thought I’d use this one again
Clippy, screaming “No stop Stop it stop it Stop it STOP IT STOP IT DEAR GOD NOOOOOO”
October 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Added to the list:
A checklist in Apple Notes labeled “BlueSky Life Advice”: ° The tumble setting on a dryer can be used to make cement but only once • Live your life so your attorney never has to file a brief with the topic heading "the meaning of prostitution has changed over time" • Men, live your life so that your spouse does not join, nor wish to join, a husband poisoning society • Friendly reminder to live your life in such a way that your mother doesn't have to publicly call you out as an "abuser of women." • Live your life in such a way the most moderate reaction to your assassination is not "well... yeah, I mean that'll happen". • if you're ever cornered by a gang of muppets the best way to defend yourself is to pull them up • Try to make it through life without ever been hated as much as Rudy Giuliani is by a courtroom sketch artist. • egg tarts are always a good idea.
October 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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A tumblr(?) reply from ihopethisdsntawakensomethinginme you put that sentence back in your mouth
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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There’ll be rioting!
That famous teeth Tweet from 2017: “brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle [Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth- Other patients: teeth, TEETH Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!”
October 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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In other words
A tumbler reply from user ihopethisdsntawakensomethinginme “you put that sentence back in your mouth”
September 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Mandatory
Tweet from 2017 “brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle [Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth- Other patients: teeth, TEETH Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH! 4:30 PM • Aug 17, 2017 • Twitter for Android”
September 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Clippy screaming “No stop Stop it stop it Stop it STOP IT STOP IT DEAR GOD NOOOOOO”
September 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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A TV preacher saying, in Closed Captions, “JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.”
September 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Added to the list
A checklist in Apple Notes labeled “Bluesky Life Advice” ° Live your life in such a way that when you die, people aren't able to cite thousands of comments you've made advocating the deaths of others. • Live your life so your attorney never has to file a brief with the topic heading "the meaning of prostitution has changed over time" • Men, live your life so that your spouse does not join, nor wish to join, a husband poisoning society • Friendly reminder to live your life in such a way that your mother doesn't have to publicly call you out as an "abuser of women." • Live your life in such a way the most moderate reaction to your assassination is not "well... yeah, 1 mean that'll happen". • if you're ever cornered by a gang of muppets the best way to defend yourself is to pull them up • Try to make it through life without ever been hated as much as Rudy Giuliani is by a courtroom sketch artist.
September 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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The famous @dril post: “issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them" 10:02 • 15 Feb 17 • Twitter for Android
September 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I’m doing my part!
The post at the top of this thread, with my recently-clicked like taking the total likes to 66
September 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM