Brian Paquin
@paqattack.bsky.social
IT dweeb, golf junkie, cynical bastard.
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You'd struggle to devise a more straightforward test of human intelligence than the choice presented in the last US election.
I can’t believe that anyone thought Trump would be anything other than what he is
April 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
You'd struggle to devise a more straightforward test of human intelligence than the choice presented in the last US election.
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LMAO Gaetz resigned from Congress and now withdrew his name for AG….this is the type winning I want for America
November 21, 2024 at 6:04 PM
LMAO Gaetz resigned from Congress and now withdrew his name for AG….this is the type winning I want for America
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“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
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Junior needed a quick gummy hit
November 20, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Junior needed a quick gummy hit
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If Trump wants to deport undocumented migrants, they will still need a hearing before an immigration judge.
The next available final hearing date, based on current backlog of 1,478,623 asylum cases pending, is in 2029—after Trump has left office.
They haven’t though this through. Shocking.
The next available final hearing date, based on current backlog of 1,478,623 asylum cases pending, is in 2029—after Trump has left office.
They haven’t though this through. Shocking.
November 18, 2024 at 7:03 PM
If Trump wants to deport undocumented migrants, they will still need a hearing before an immigration judge.
The next available final hearing date, based on current backlog of 1,478,623 asylum cases pending, is in 2029—after Trump has left office.
They haven’t though this through. Shocking.
The next available final hearing date, based on current backlog of 1,478,623 asylum cases pending, is in 2029—after Trump has left office.
They haven’t though this through. Shocking.
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“Trump is going to use the military for deportations!”
yep
“Trump is going to abandon Ukraine!”
yup
“Trump is gonna force through recess appointments!”
mmhmm *filing nails*
“Trump is going to set back public health and the environment by a generation!”
Yeah uh WERE YOU FUCKING LISTENING
yep
“Trump is going to abandon Ukraine!”
yup
“Trump is gonna force through recess appointments!”
mmhmm *filing nails*
“Trump is going to set back public health and the environment by a generation!”
Yeah uh WERE YOU FUCKING LISTENING
November 18, 2024 at 6:17 PM
“Trump is going to use the military for deportations!”
yep
“Trump is going to abandon Ukraine!”
yup
“Trump is gonna force through recess appointments!”
mmhmm *filing nails*
“Trump is going to set back public health and the environment by a generation!”
Yeah uh WERE YOU FUCKING LISTENING
yep
“Trump is going to abandon Ukraine!”
yup
“Trump is gonna force through recess appointments!”
mmhmm *filing nails*
“Trump is going to set back public health and the environment by a generation!”
Yeah uh WERE YOU FUCKING LISTENING
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Just spent a few minutes in the bad place. It’s overrun with Nazi MAGA idiots smearing shit on the walls the way they did at our Capitol on January 6th. A sad allegory for what I’m afraid our government will look like in a year.
November 18, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Just spent a few minutes in the bad place. It’s overrun with Nazi MAGA idiots smearing shit on the walls the way they did at our Capitol on January 6th. A sad allegory for what I’m afraid our government will look like in a year.
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Both things can’t be true at once. Perception is quite different than reality. And disinformation is a helluva drug.
November 18, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Both things can’t be true at once. Perception is quite different than reality. And disinformation is a helluva drug.
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this rules
“Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, the two Georgia poll workers defamed by Rudolph W. Giuliani after the 2020 election, received his watch collection, a ring and his vintage Mercedes-Benz on Friday.”
Georgia Poll Workers Defamed by Giuliani Receive Some of His Assets
A watch collection, a ring and a vintage Mercedes-Benz belonging to the former Trump lawyer were delivered nearly a year after he was ordered to pay $148 million to the workers he had spread lies abou...
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2024 at 1:45 AM
this rules
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buying twitter for 44 billion is a bad deal, but buying the US government for 44 billion is actually an amazing deal
November 15, 2024 at 2:16 AM
buying twitter for 44 billion is a bad deal, but buying the US government for 44 billion is actually an amazing deal
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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
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Trump picking his cabinet positions is basically Simon Phoenix listing off the fellow convicts he needs unfrozen to commit his crimes for the government
November 13, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Trump picking his cabinet positions is basically Simon Phoenix listing off the fellow convicts he needs unfrozen to commit his crimes for the government
This is completely insane and hilarious.
Johnny Somali, the nuisance streamer who travels the world committing the most culturally offensive felonies he can for views, is now in Korea. Mock-assaulting memorials to sex crime victims, Actual-harassing women, spraying rotten fish juice on subway strangers.
And he is absolutely screwed.
🧵
And he is absolutely screwed.
🧵
November 10, 2024 at 1:38 PM
This is completely insane and hilarious.
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sweet dreams, babes
November 10, 2024 at 4:44 AM
sweet dreams, babes
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Elie Mystal, with feeling:
“A country that allows its environment to be ravaged, its children to be shot, its wealth to be hoarded, its workers to be exploited, its poor to starve, its cops to murder, and its minorities to be hunted doesn’t really deserve to be ‘saved.’ It deserves to fail.”
“A country that allows its environment to be ravaged, its children to be shot, its wealth to be hoarded, its workers to be exploited, its poor to starve, its cops to murder, and its minorities to be hunted doesn’t really deserve to be ‘saved.’ It deserves to fail.”
There’s No Denying It Anymore: Trump Is Not a Fluke—He’s America
The United States chose Donald Trump in all his ugliness and cruelty, and the country will get what it deserves.
www.thenation.com
November 8, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Elie Mystal, with feeling:
“A country that allows its environment to be ravaged, its children to be shot, its wealth to be hoarded, its workers to be exploited, its poor to starve, its cops to murder, and its minorities to be hunted doesn’t really deserve to be ‘saved.’ It deserves to fail.”
“A country that allows its environment to be ravaged, its children to be shot, its wealth to be hoarded, its workers to be exploited, its poor to starve, its cops to murder, and its minorities to be hunted doesn’t really deserve to be ‘saved.’ It deserves to fail.”
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Right on cue. Are you beginning to see?
November 7, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Right on cue. Are you beginning to see?
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A whole lot of people fucked around voting for Trump and are about to find out.
November 7, 2024 at 7:29 PM
A whole lot of people fucked around voting for Trump and are about to find out.
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so far the only explanation i've seen that doesn't smack of "if only she'd listen to me she would have won" is "global discontent with incumbents because of inflation and post-pandemic malaise + toxic information environments"
November 7, 2024 at 3:00 PM
so far the only explanation i've seen that doesn't smack of "if only she'd listen to me she would have won" is "global discontent with incumbents because of inflation and post-pandemic malaise + toxic information environments"
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maybe the most effective form of resistance this time around is making sure your kid isn’t turning into a shithead incel online
November 7, 2024 at 1:03 PM
maybe the most effective form of resistance this time around is making sure your kid isn’t turning into a shithead incel online