Pants Macabre
@pantsmacabre.bsky.social
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The outfit / the fragrance
January 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The outfit / the fragrance
This feels like a good time to say that there has NEVER been a good Moira Rose impression, and anyone thinking about bringing theirs back today, NOT THE TIME.
January 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
This feels like a good time to say that there has NEVER been a good Moira Rose impression, and anyone thinking about bringing theirs back today, NOT THE TIME.
Bathtime for Frankie ft. bombastic side eye, Fiddler on the Roof and Claudia Winkleman
January 30, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Bathtime for Frankie ft. bombastic side eye, Fiddler on the Roof and Claudia Winkleman
I do not care about the problems of rich people. I just don’t.
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I do not care about the problems of rich people. I just don’t.
Them: who’s up for afters?
Me:
Me:
January 16, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Them: who’s up for afters?
Me:
Me:
Can everyone keep it down please, my son is sleeping.
January 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Can everyone keep it down please, my son is sleeping.
How have they made a story like The Odyssey look boring as fuck? Hate this trend of movies looking dull and washed out just so they can be called gritty.
December 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
How have they made a story like The Odyssey look boring as fuck? Hate this trend of movies looking dull and washed out just so they can be called gritty.
Me meeting a gay couple:
‘so.. which is the frog and which is the pig?’
‘so.. which is the frog and which is the pig?’
December 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Me meeting a gay couple:
‘so.. which is the frog and which is the pig?’
‘so.. which is the frog and which is the pig?’
We should have a different royal family every year and have a big contest with talent shows and swimsuit rounds.
December 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
We should have a different royal family every year and have a big contest with talent shows and swimsuit rounds.
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This is obscene.
That others in politics can’t or won’t say that this is obscene hits at the heart of the problems we face.
We are the 99.999%.
Tax the super rich.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
That others in politics can’t or won’t say that this is obscene hits at the heart of the problems we face.
We are the 99.999%.
Tax the super rich.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
This is obscene.
That others in politics can’t or won’t say that this is obscene hits at the heart of the problems we face.
We are the 99.999%.
Tax the super rich.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
That others in politics can’t or won’t say that this is obscene hits at the heart of the problems we face.
We are the 99.999%.
Tax the super rich.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
My boyfriend has never seen Muppets Christmas Carol and he refuses to because ‘he hates The Muppets’. When I point out that he can’t possibly know that because he’s never seen anything with them in he just scoffs.
So I guess my question is can you divorce someone you’re not married to?
So I guess my question is can you divorce someone you’re not married to?
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My boyfriend has never seen Muppets Christmas Carol and he refuses to because ‘he hates The Muppets’. When I point out that he can’t possibly know that because he’s never seen anything with them in he just scoffs.
So I guess my question is can you divorce someone you’re not married to?
So I guess my question is can you divorce someone you’re not married to?
The hair be bedding
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The hair be bedding
Guess who forgot to pack underwear for this weekend.
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Guess who forgot to pack underwear for this weekend.
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In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
Ant and Dec: *breathe*
The I’m a Celeb crew:
The I’m a Celeb crew:
a man in a suit sits in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a suit sits in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Ant and Dec: *breathe*
The I’m a Celeb crew:
The I’m a Celeb crew:
Why are all birthday cards either:
‘To my sweetest, most beautiful love – you are pure sunshine wrapped in stardust and gold and I worship you as the ocean worships the sand’
Or:
‘Fuck me you’re old and everyone thinks you smell like shit. Hurry up and die you disgusting alcoholic slag’
‘To my sweetest, most beautiful love – you are pure sunshine wrapped in stardust and gold and I worship you as the ocean worships the sand’
Or:
‘Fuck me you’re old and everyone thinks you smell like shit. Hurry up and die you disgusting alcoholic slag’
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Why are all birthday cards either:
‘To my sweetest, most beautiful love – you are pure sunshine wrapped in stardust and gold and I worship you as the ocean worships the sand’
Or:
‘Fuck me you’re old and everyone thinks you smell like shit. Hurry up and die you disgusting alcoholic slag’
‘To my sweetest, most beautiful love – you are pure sunshine wrapped in stardust and gold and I worship you as the ocean worships the sand’
Or:
‘Fuck me you’re old and everyone thinks you smell like shit. Hurry up and die you disgusting alcoholic slag’
I made mini me visuals for our performance tonight at Pride, and I am actually obsessed.
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I made mini me visuals for our performance tonight at Pride, and I am actually obsessed.
If you feel like you voted for Labour and got Reform, time to join @zackpolanski.bsky.social and the Green Party.
Don’t be taken in by the right wing smears, today’s Green Party is passionate, intelligent, and honest. They have consistently impressed me.
Don’t be taken in by the right wing smears, today’s Green Party is passionate, intelligent, and honest. They have consistently impressed me.
“on article 8 of the ECHR in particular the right to family life ..we want to constrain in legislation the way that that is applied in immigration cases” Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood tells Sky’s Trevor Philips
Who would have imagined we would ever hear this from a Labour government
Who would have imagined we would ever hear this from a Labour government
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If you feel like you voted for Labour and got Reform, time to join @zackpolanski.bsky.social and the Green Party.
Don’t be taken in by the right wing smears, today’s Green Party is passionate, intelligent, and honest. They have consistently impressed me.
Don’t be taken in by the right wing smears, today’s Green Party is passionate, intelligent, and honest. They have consistently impressed me.
If only Brianna hadn’t been able to look at her phone smh
On Brianna's 19th birthday, this morning I joined @cheshirepcc.bsky.social and the Brianna Ghey Legacy Project Phone Free Education campaign at the launch at Jodrell Bank of a new £150k initiative to make Cheshire the first county in the UK where ALL state high schools have lockable phone pouches.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If only Brianna hadn’t been able to look at her phone smh
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Róisín Murphy is a nazi
October 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Róisín Murphy is a nazi
‘Racist does not think fellow racist is racist’
“The Reform UK Ltd leader said he did not think the comments by Runcorn MP Sarah Pochin were racist.” 😡
Farage ‘unhappy’ but ‘understood’ Pochin comments
The Reform UK Ltd leader said he did not think the comments by Runcorn MP Sarah Pochin were racist
northwestbylines.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
‘Racist does not think fellow racist is racist’
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When we said we don't intend to be concerned or disappointed by the Labour Government - we intend to replace them, we meant it.
Yougov have Labours lowest poll ever and Greens highest ever.
Keep going everybody.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Yougov have Labours lowest poll ever and Greens highest ever.
Keep going everybody.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Our latest Westminster voting intention (26-27 Oct) has Labour on their lowest figure ever recorded by YouGov, with the Greens on their highest
Reform UK: 27% (+1 from 19-20 Oct)
Labour: 17% (-3)
Conservatives: 17% (=)
Greens: 16% (+1)
Lib Dems: 15% (=)
SNP: 3% (-1)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
Reform UK: 27% (+1 from 19-20 Oct)
Labour: 17% (-3)
Conservatives: 17% (=)
Greens: 16% (+1)
Lib Dems: 15% (=)
SNP: 3% (-1)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
When we said we don't intend to be concerned or disappointed by the Labour Government - we intend to replace them, we meant it.
Yougov have Labours lowest poll ever and Greens highest ever.
Keep going everybody.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Yougov have Labours lowest poll ever and Greens highest ever.
Keep going everybody.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
The cashier at Barnardo’s just wished me a Merry Christmas. Is that 112 or 999 do we think?
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The cashier at Barnardo’s just wished me a Merry Christmas. Is that 112 or 999 do we think?