Pants Macabre
@pantsmacabre.bsky.social
Red Panda cursed to live as a human by a witch (but like a sexy witch) AuDHD but don’t like to show off 💅🏼 Trans rights 5eva ❤️ LDN 🇬🇧
I made mini me visuals for our performance tonight at Pride, and I am actually obsessed.
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I made mini me visuals for our performance tonight at Pride, and I am actually obsessed.
Shameless plug for my fellow Londoners, because I’m told it’s selling well but I’m a paranoid little bean.
October 22, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Shameless plug for my fellow Londoners, because I’m told it’s selling well but I’m a paranoid little bean.
Raffi wanted to drive the bus
October 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Raffi wanted to drive the bus
My mum is such a gift.
September 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
My mum is such a gift.
My little homosexual heart
September 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My little homosexual heart
Lidl here with an incredibly disappointing fruit to fibre ratio. First pour I genuinely believed we’d accidentally bought bran flakes, or that contents may have settled during transit. No such luck.
September 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Lidl here with an incredibly disappointing fruit to fibre ratio. First pour I genuinely believed we’d accidentally bought bran flakes, or that contents may have settled during transit. No such luck.
‘Melania, stay perfectly still. It’s vision is based on movement’
September 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
‘Melania, stay perfectly still. It’s vision is based on movement’
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
September 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
Melania meeting Kate:
September 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Melania meeting Kate:
Well I don’t know if I believe that’s true
September 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Well I don’t know if I believe that’s true
Also I did a zoom interview for a new project last week and the lighting was chefs kiss.
August 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Also I did a zoom interview for a new project last week and the lighting was chefs kiss.
I just really like green, ok
August 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I just really like green, ok
You contain multitudes
August 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You contain multitudes
I’ll always return to the streets I grew up on
August 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’ll always return to the streets I grew up on
Ah shit here we go again
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ah shit here we go again
Um. Thanks EE but I’m literally just laying on my bed; why do I feel like I’m being told off by an exasperated parent?
August 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Um. Thanks EE but I’m literally just laying on my bed; why do I feel like I’m being told off by an exasperated parent?
Behold. The rare tanned ginger.
August 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Behold. The rare tanned ginger.
Don’t kinkshame me, NYT.
August 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Don’t kinkshame me, NYT.
‘This message has not been downloaded from the server’
Ok? So..
Ok? So..
August 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
‘This message has not been downloaded from the server’
Ok? So..
Ok? So..
People still defending that nurse:
July 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
People still defending that nurse: