Erin
@palfriendpatine.bsky.social
still on tw*tter too but this seems like a good change anyway I like Star Wars memes and a lot of other things. of the firm opinion things happen too Much
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i wonder if this is a safe place to state an opinion that never went over well on twitter: i like john oliver, and i don’t think we should take for granted that a major streamer is carrying a show that often glances over low hanging red trump fruit to get deep into systemic issues and wonky policy.
August 29, 2023 at 2:53 AM
i wonder if this is a safe place to state an opinion that never went over well on twitter: i like john oliver, and i don’t think we should take for granted that a major streamer is carrying a show that often glances over low hanging red trump fruit to get deep into systemic issues and wonky policy.
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he’s here
August 20, 2023 at 6:23 PM
he’s here
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It’s so funny to make a decision so universally loathed that you break a different app
August 18, 2023 at 7:19 PM
It’s so funny to make a decision so universally loathed that you break a different app
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so sad to report that exercise made me happy earlier today this means I am truly in my 30s
August 18, 2023 at 8:33 PM
so sad to report that exercise made me happy earlier today this means I am truly in my 30s
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remember when Trump didn't like where a hurricane was going so he redrew the storm's path with a sharpie... that was the day he became president, etc etc
August 17, 2023 at 9:47 PM
remember when Trump didn't like where a hurricane was going so he redrew the storm's path with a sharpie... that was the day he became president, etc etc
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(leaning into the microphone at my congressional hearing) With all due respect Senator, I was directly ordered to let him cook— and what sort of god-fearing patriot would I be, had I disobeyed that order on the Fourth of July? Look— we had no idea that he was about to turn it into the Fourth of Shit
August 18, 2023 at 1:40 AM
(leaning into the microphone at my congressional hearing) With all due respect Senator, I was directly ordered to let him cook— and what sort of god-fearing patriot would I be, had I disobeyed that order on the Fourth of July? Look— we had no idea that he was about to turn it into the Fourth of Shit
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the target dollar spot always looks like u just killed a suburban white woman and she dropped all her loot
August 12, 2023 at 7:28 PM
the target dollar spot always looks like u just killed a suburban white woman and she dropped all her loot
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While driving past a tattoo shop I asked my kids what's the best tattoo parlor in the Star Wars universe (ready to wow them with TATTOOine's) and my daughter silenced me with Jar Jar Inks.
August 11, 2023 at 2:05 AM
While driving past a tattoo shop I asked my kids what's the best tattoo parlor in the Star Wars universe (ready to wow them with TATTOOine's) and my daughter silenced me with Jar Jar Inks.
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"why did u post that"
August 11, 2023 at 2:50 AM
"why did u post that"
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her: you better not be a wistful gnome skating pensively on a winter’s night when i get home
my contemplative ass:
my contemplative ass:
August 11, 2023 at 1:28 AM
her: you better not be a wistful gnome skating pensively on a winter’s night when i get home
my contemplative ass:
my contemplative ass:
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unbothered, cozy, happy, in his blankie, snoozing, flourishing.
August 9, 2023 at 5:21 PM
unbothered, cozy, happy, in his blankie, snoozing, flourishing.
sorry I keep forgetting I have bluesky
August 9, 2023 at 6:20 PM
sorry I keep forgetting I have bluesky
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🎵 take me to snurch / I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your slime / I'll tell you my sins but I can't eat lime / offer me those leafy greens / good god let me give you my shell 🎵
August 4, 2023 at 2:05 AM
🎵 take me to snurch / I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your slime / I'll tell you my sins but I can't eat lime / offer me those leafy greens / good god let me give you my shell 🎵
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90% of america being car-mandatory sprawl means each additional kid is another car seat and more and more time on the road chaffeuring them to schools and activities. the few walkable areas are so pricey you can't afford a 3rd bedroom. no surprise that most people who want kids stop at 1 or 2!
August 3, 2023 at 5:45 PM
90% of america being car-mandatory sprawl means each additional kid is another car seat and more and more time on the road chaffeuring them to schools and activities. the few walkable areas are so pricey you can't afford a 3rd bedroom. no surprise that most people who want kids stop at 1 or 2!
I am sooooo mad bc I got a new mosquito bite next to an older mosquito bite
August 4, 2023 at 3:50 AM
I am sooooo mad bc I got a new mosquito bite next to an older mosquito bite
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