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Bea (local failure, local girl)
@pageoflife413.bsky.social
professional funny little guy - 25

born to dilly dally, forced to participate in capitalism :(
(icon drawn by @c0rps3g0bbl3r.bsky.social, i'm shilling for him out of love borne from my own heart)
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My daughter is a trans woman.

Here is a comprehensive list of people and institutions she's harming by identifying as a different gender than she did as a child:
October 22, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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worm
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Oito Line,Nagano
(2024)
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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I think I'm cooked chat
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Went to an interactive court experience tonight where I was part of the jury. Before the trial began I voted guilty, evidence made him look innocent so I doubled down. Realized he was actually guilty, my final verdict was not guilty and he walked free despite definitely doing it. I love democracy
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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One of my favorite dumb sketches I did back in 2020 when RE Village was announced and we found out Lady D would be a pursuer
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#sketch / #LadyDimitrescu / #ResidentEvil / #MrX / #BRart
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Gee wiz, I don't think there's anything more satisfying than the Iconic Bunlithbrand Side-Mouth. Something about it triggers joy in my tiny brain every time.
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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🐺🌭
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him"

"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Sister Dot the carpenter and Sister Helga the seamstress are barely keeping this abbey full of reprobates and slackers from falling apart
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Whatever little sense of self-preservation Sister Dot has is significantly outweighed by her love of a good prank, even against her beloved and stoically patient wife
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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inscrutable shrew (inshrewtable)
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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fo- five. five shrews tall.
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Disco Elysium Dance 🕺🕺✨
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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nancy's a better comic than penny arcade ever was
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM