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Bea (local failure, local girl)
@pageoflife413.bsky.social
professional funny little guy - 25

born to dilly dally, forced to participate in capitalism :(
(icon drawn by @c0rps3g0bbl3r.bsky.social, i'm shilling for him out of love borne from my own heart)
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November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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i added a belt to my pants
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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bants
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Hello! My commissions are open, I have 5 slots available and discount for couple commissions. Any question you can send me a dm. Repost are greatly appreciated, thank you! 💖

🌸 vgen.co/cuatrojosz

#commissions #commissionsopen #supportartists #vgen
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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I'll never get over this book.

“I’m all right,” I told her. This is the lie, when you’re twelve. And all the other years, too. You never tell your mom anything that might worry her. Moms have enough to worry about already.”
― Mapping the Interior by @sgj.bsky.social

bookriot.com/mapping-the-...
A Fantastic Horror Novella You May Have Missed
This horror novella has everything we expect from Stephen Graham Jones: beautiful prose, emotional depth, moments of terror, and humor too.
bookriot.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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:air-horn’s in Obligatory Birthday Post:

inked a graphic novel. drew a lot of a bowling team having a bad time and Daddies stuff. did not touch my book (but thought about it REAL hard).

#art #comics #TTRPG #dnd
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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NEW MANGA ANNOUNCEMENT: Love Bullet

You've asked for it and we GOT IT! The highly anticipated GL manga from inee that exploded with support last year is coming out in English print! Get ready for love-infused shootouts in a world where a cupid's tools aren't a bow and arrow—it's guns!
May 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Want to support LOVE-BULLET but don't know how? I put together a short list of all the links to support inee and LB. No affiliate crap, just LOVE-BULLET. Enjoy!

supportlb.carrd.co

#ラブ・バレット #lovebullet
Support LOVE-BULLET!
A guide to supporting LOVE-BULLET for non-Japanese readers.
supportlb.carrd.co
October 16, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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If you missed the announcement, the 🧲 MAX PLUSH 🧢 is available now for a limited time only! www.makeship.com/products/max...

This is a funding campaign, so its success depends on your support! Thank you very much for taking part in these and putting up with my cheerleading 🙏
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Anxiety Wolf
July 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths

2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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what if I dressed everyone up like this

for fun
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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brombus does the thing
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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with apologies to Mr Watterson
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Pagliacci goes to the doctor for depression. Doctor says, "I've got just the thing: stop arguing with random assholes on the internet."

Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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i’m t4t (tit for tat). i want revenge
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Carbon monoxide. Know about it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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just me and my pet against the world 🫶 run away from Impostors with the Junimo from our Stardew Cosmicube!
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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mother please. the crust
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM