François Arias
@paco15.bsky.social
Du journalisme, de la bouffe, du shitpost
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Unsurprisingly, the Donroe Doctrine is just bullying.
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Unsurprisingly, the Donroe Doctrine is just bullying.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Whoa!
🚨 BREAKING: The Atlantic is reporting that Trump just threatened the VP of Venezuela.
TRUMP: “If she doesn’t do what’s right, she’s going to pay a very big price, probably bigger than Maduro.”
So if she doesn’t go along with the get-along and give the US their oil, he’s coming for her too.
🚨 BREAKING: The Atlantic is reporting that Trump just threatened the VP of Venezuela.
TRUMP: “If she doesn’t do what’s right, she’s going to pay a very big price, probably bigger than Maduro.”
So if she doesn’t go along with the get-along and give the US their oil, he’s coming for her too.
January 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Whoa!
🚨 BREAKING: The Atlantic is reporting that Trump just threatened the VP of Venezuela.
TRUMP: “If she doesn’t do what’s right, she’s going to pay a very big price, probably bigger than Maduro.”
So if she doesn’t go along with the get-along and give the US their oil, he’s coming for her too.
🚨 BREAKING: The Atlantic is reporting that Trump just threatened the VP of Venezuela.
TRUMP: “If she doesn’t do what’s right, she’s going to pay a very big price, probably bigger than Maduro.”
So if she doesn’t go along with the get-along and give the US their oil, he’s coming for her too.
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Can you occupy a country for a negative number of days?
Frantic backpedaling from US Secretary of State Marco Rubio, according to AP: the US *won’t* govern Venezuela, but will press changes through an oil blockade.
Already finding it harder than they imagined.
Already finding it harder than they imagined.
January 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Can you occupy a country for a negative number of days?
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Looks like they have made up their mind about Greenland. "Trump renews push to annex Greenland after Venezuela strike
President Donald Trump has repeatedly talked about annexing Greenland. He reupped those calls hours after the U.S. captured Venezuela's leader." www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
President Donald Trump has repeatedly talked about annexing Greenland. He reupped those calls hours after the U.S. captured Venezuela's leader." www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Looks like they have made up their mind about Greenland. "Trump renews push to annex Greenland after Venezuela strike
President Donald Trump has repeatedly talked about annexing Greenland. He reupped those calls hours after the U.S. captured Venezuela's leader." www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
President Donald Trump has repeatedly talked about annexing Greenland. He reupped those calls hours after the U.S. captured Venezuela's leader." www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
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Reuters qui a compli fini de sombrer et donc se vautre dans sa pisse.
On dirait l'AFP quand ça parle du génocide en Palestine, c'est vraiment moche.
On dirait l'AFP quand ça parle du génocide en Palestine, c'est vraiment moche.
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump
Nicolas Maduro ruled Venezuela with a heavy hand for more than 12 years, presiding over deep economic and social crises and resisting pressure from domestic opponents and foreign governments for political change.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Reuters qui a compli fini de sombrer et donc se vautre dans sa pisse.
On dirait l'AFP quand ça parle du génocide en Palestine, c'est vraiment moche.
On dirait l'AFP quand ça parle du génocide en Palestine, c'est vraiment moche.
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Trump says he'll make deals with oil companies to fix Venezuela's oil industry, should help with all the resources theft their planning, and threatens Venezuela with further violence.
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Trump says he'll make deals with oil companies to fix Venezuela's oil industry, should help with all the resources theft their planning, and threatens Venezuela with further violence.
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Trump just announces the US will be running Venezuela now, until the can do a "safe, proper, and judicious" transfer of power. Announcing an occupation before you've occupied a country is a new one.
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Trump just announces the US will be running Venezuela now, until the can do a "safe, proper, and judicious" transfer of power. Announcing an occupation before you've occupied a country is a new one.
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100% seriously, European leaders and Commission officials should plan on the basis that the US might do this to them too, about Greenland, about tech regulation, about “Christian values”, about “free speech”, whatever.
Fucking hell.
Think the referance to US Law Enforcement here is quite telling as well: a huge extension of how far the US feels its laws reach.
Apparently its fine to now attack and kidnap a head of state because of 'US law'. Fucking hell.
Think the referance to US Law Enforcement here is quite telling as well: a huge extension of how far the US feels its laws reach.
Apparently its fine to now attack and kidnap a head of state because of 'US law'. Fucking hell.
Trump says Maduro is in US custody.
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
100% seriously, European leaders and Commission officials should plan on the basis that the US might do this to them too, about Greenland, about tech regulation, about “Christian values”, about “free speech”, whatever.
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this was basically Russia’s original plan in Ukraine they just couldn’t make it to Kyiv
BREAKING: Donald Trump, on his Truth Social account, claims that the US has captured Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro as part of an operation that involved "large scale strikes" on Caracas
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
this was basically Russia’s original plan in Ukraine they just couldn’t make it to Kyiv
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"Our dedicated boys keep the peace in newly annexed Venezuela"
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 AM
"Our dedicated boys keep the peace in newly annexed Venezuela"
What the actual fuck
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
What the actual fuck
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Yeah, that’s not happening.
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Yeah, that’s not happening.
Just a quick special military operation bro. We’ll be in Caracas in three days bro !
Breaking News: Explosions were reported in Venezuela’s capital, with eyewitnesses describing smoke coming out of military installations and aircraft overhead. Follow live updates.
Live Updates: Explosions Are Reported in Venezuela’s Capital
It was not immediately clear what caused the blasts. The United States has been building pressure on Nicolás Maduro, Venezuela’s authoritarian president, for months.
nyti.ms
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Just a quick special military operation bro. We’ll be in Caracas in three days bro !
Avatar 3 : James Cameron prend de l’acide après avoir lu le codex eldars.
January 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Avatar 3 : James Cameron prend de l’acide après avoir lu le codex eldars.
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Pour rappel sur ce que ça implique : le juge français de la CPI n'a plus de carte de crédit et ne peut plus faire aucun achat par internet. Juste pour avoir fait son travail.
Des nouvelles du parti de l'Etranger
Condamnation de Marine Le Pen : l’administration Trump menace de punir des magistrats français
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Condamnation de Marine Le Pen : l’administration Trump menace de punir des magistrats français
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Condamnation de Marine Le Pen : l’administration Trump menace de punir des magistrats français
Si Marine Le Pen venait à être condamnée en appel pour détournement de fonds publics, les États-Unis pourraient infliger des sanctions aux magistrats. Une annonce qui survient après l’interdiction de ...
flip.it
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Pour rappel sur ce que ça implique : le juge français de la CPI n'a plus de carte de crédit et ne peut plus faire aucun achat par internet. Juste pour avoir fait son travail.
Bonnes résolutions 2026 : j’ai enfin supprimé mon compte Twitter après quelques années d’inactivité et je scanne un max de mes documents administratifs dans Paperless.
Ouais c’est un premier janvier qui chante.
Ouais c’est un premier janvier qui chante.
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Bonnes résolutions 2026 : j’ai enfin supprimé mon compte Twitter après quelques années d’inactivité et je scanne un max de mes documents administratifs dans Paperless.
Ouais c’est un premier janvier qui chante.
Ouais c’est un premier janvier qui chante.
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🚨L’attaque impitoyable d’Israël contre l’aide humanitaire se poursuit à Gaza.
Après l’UNRWA, 37 ONG internationales majeures (ACF, MSF, MdM, HI, NRC, Oxfam, etc.) dont plusieurs ONG françaises, sont interdites d’accès à Gaza. ❌
Un rouage d’une politique génocidaire aux conséquences catastrophiques !
Après l’UNRWA, 37 ONG internationales majeures (ACF, MSF, MdM, HI, NRC, Oxfam, etc.) dont plusieurs ONG françaises, sont interdites d’accès à Gaza. ❌
Un rouage d’une politique génocidaire aux conséquences catastrophiques !
List of aid groups working in Gaza that Israel is suspending
Israel says it's suspending humanitarian organizations that have failed to meet its new rules to vet international groups working in Gaza.
apnews.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
🚨L’attaque impitoyable d’Israël contre l’aide humanitaire se poursuit à Gaza.
Après l’UNRWA, 37 ONG internationales majeures (ACF, MSF, MdM, HI, NRC, Oxfam, etc.) dont plusieurs ONG françaises, sont interdites d’accès à Gaza. ❌
Un rouage d’une politique génocidaire aux conséquences catastrophiques !
Après l’UNRWA, 37 ONG internationales majeures (ACF, MSF, MdM, HI, NRC, Oxfam, etc.) dont plusieurs ONG françaises, sont interdites d’accès à Gaza. ❌
Un rouage d’une politique génocidaire aux conséquences catastrophiques !
Moi président je force les nouvelles constructions a avoir 4 places par logement pour le local vélo, des vélos cargos et des imprimantes 3D partagées pour tout le bâtiment. (oui, c'est extrêmement spécifique)
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Moi président je force les nouvelles constructions a avoir 4 places par logement pour le local vélo, des vélos cargos et des imprimantes 3D partagées pour tout le bâtiment. (oui, c'est extrêmement spécifique)
Bordel France Info qui s’indigne qu’un député Modem dise franco que Bardot était une raciste condamnée.
Ils ont vraiment speedrunné la transformation en CNews.
Ils ont vraiment speedrunné la transformation en CNews.
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Bordel France Info qui s’indigne qu’un député Modem dise franco que Bardot était une raciste condamnée.
Ils ont vraiment speedrunné la transformation en CNews.
Ils ont vraiment speedrunné la transformation en CNews.
Pas ultra rassuré qu’ils n’aient plus la force de frappe de CD Projekt surtout quand les profits de GoG se sont effondrés l’an dernier.
GOG et CD Projekt divorcent.
GOG passe sous contrôle d'un co-fondateur de CDPR parti du groupe il y a douze ans faire du biz dans les montres et les liseuses 🤷♂️
www.gog.com/blog/gog-is-...
GOG passe sous contrôle d'un co-fondateur de CDPR parti du groupe il y a douze ans faire du biz dans les montres et les liseuses 🤷♂️
www.gog.com/blog/gog-is-...
GOG is getting acquired by its original co-founder: What it means for you | GOG.COM
Hey everyone, GOG Team here.
www.gog.com
December 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pas ultra rassuré qu’ils n’aient plus la force de frappe de CD Projekt surtout quand les profits de GoG se sont effondrés l’an dernier.
Moi : "oh allez je vais allez au bureau plutôt que de télétravailler"
Le bureau :
Le bureau :
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ALT: Confused Freezer GIF
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Moi : "oh allez je vais allez au bureau plutôt que de télétravailler"
Le bureau :
Le bureau :
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Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
Elegant devices, for a more civilized age …
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Elegant devices, for a more civilized age …