OzTots 🏳️🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️⚧️
@oztots.bsky.social
The Right Excellent Ozzie. He/She/They, non-binary and loving it.
Oscars fanatic turned movie nerd, 2x cat dad, queer supremacist, baseball fan, lover of animals and the outdoors (unless it’s too hot or too cold). South Beach is home
Oscars fanatic turned movie nerd, 2x cat dad, queer supremacist, baseball fan, lover of animals and the outdoors (unless it’s too hot or too cold). South Beach is home
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A great many humanistic majors have this affordance of making the world legible to you, but at the cost of feeling like you're the sane one in the asylum
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 AM
A great many humanistic majors have this affordance of making the world legible to you, but at the cost of feeling like you're the sane one in the asylum
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Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
Ving Rhames was my #1 actor of 2025, so at least there’s that.
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Ving Rhames was my #1 actor of 2025, so at least there’s that.
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What if America was a cigarette store just over the border in Indiana
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
What if America was a cigarette store just over the border in Indiana
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The five stages of grief but it’s just me realizing I have to leave my house
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The five stages of grief but it’s just me realizing I have to leave my house
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“what is DIE HARD about”
“it’s a cautionary tale about working for a company that schedules a mandatory social event on Christmas Eve”
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
“what is DIE HARD about”
American Idol should have an All-Winners season I think that would be a lot of fun
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
American Idol should have an All-Winners season I think that would be a lot of fun
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
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Coming across anything fun online now comes with a necessary pause for a call up to the booth for review. Like waiting to find out if it was a catch or not in the NFL. We are robbed of spontaneous delight.
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Coming across anything fun online now comes with a necessary pause for a call up to the booth for review. Like waiting to find out if it was a catch or not in the NFL. We are robbed of spontaneous delight.
I love this and can't wait to hang w Molly and Joe in my ears regularly!
(and also lol I already listen to sooo many baseball podcasts I spend more time listening to them than I do actually watching baseball games)
(and also lol I already listen to sooo many baseball podcasts I spend more time listening to them than I do actually watching baseball games)
Yes. I’m thrilled to announce that @joeposnanski.com and I are launching a new podcast in January called “The Joy of Baseball” !!!!
I’m so excited! The world is bleak and we need this badly.
I’m so excited! The world is bleak and we need this badly.
Loved today’s Podcast Molly! And excited for the new Podcast with you and Joe! I could listen to you both for hours!🧡
December 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I love this and can't wait to hang w Molly and Joe in my ears regularly!
(and also lol I already listen to sooo many baseball podcasts I spend more time listening to them than I do actually watching baseball games)
(and also lol I already listen to sooo many baseball podcasts I spend more time listening to them than I do actually watching baseball games)
I want to fistfight the president.
Trump doubles down on his Rob Reiner attack: "I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person... He became like a deranged person, Trump Derangement Syndrome. So I was not a fan of Rob Reiner at all in any way, shape or form. I thought he was very bad for our country."
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I want to fistfight the president.
I really like all of these nominations. It's cool that my local critics watch cool movies (instead of trying to predict the Oscars).
We heard you're waiting for the Florida Film Critics Circle to announce our nominees. Well, it is finally time to reveal those.
December 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I really like all of these nominations. It's cool that my local critics watch cool movies (instead of trying to predict the Oscars).
This lineup rules 🥳
BEST PICTURE
Grand Tour
The Mastermind
No Other Choice
One Battle After Another
Sinners
Grand Tour
The Mastermind
No Other Choice
One Battle After Another
Sinners
December 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This lineup rules 🥳
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perhaps now that florida has once again nominated kelly reichardt for some awards, she will finally say yes to letting me do an extended interview with her about river of grass and how miserable it is to be trapped in florida when you're destined for better than this hellscape
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
perhaps now that florida has once again nominated kelly reichardt for some awards, she will finally say yes to letting me do an extended interview with her about river of grass and how miserable it is to be trapped in florida when you're destined for better than this hellscape
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
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Lorne Michaels planning the December 20 Saturday Night Live
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Lorne Michaels planning the December 20 Saturday Night Live
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if you are not one of the girls and you say faggot around me i’m beating your ass full stop lmao
Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon calls on his fellow Christians to use the slur "faggot" in the fight against LGBTQ rights: "No, stop it, faggots. No, you will not convert my children. You're degenerates, you're predators, and you're evil." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
December 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
if you are not one of the girls and you say faggot around me i’m beating your ass full stop lmao
We celebrated Richard and Parker’s FIFTH Gotcha Day recently. It feels like just yesterday they were little kittens snuggling up together everywhere. Where does the time go?!
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We celebrated Richard and Parker’s FIFTH Gotcha Day recently. It feels like just yesterday they were little kittens snuggling up together everywhere. Where does the time go?!
Literally the funniest outcome possible
So one of the World Cup matches here on Seattle is supposed to celebrate LGBTQ+ fans. Unfortunately the two teams "randomly" selected to play that match are... Egypt and Iran. This World Cup is already cursed.
www.outsports.com/2025/12/7/24...
www.outsports.com/2025/12/7/24...
Iran and Egypt set to play Seattle's World Cup LGBTQ Pride Match - Outsports
A World Cup match in Seattle has been named the Pride Match. That game now features Egypt and Iran, which imprison gay people.
www.outsports.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Literally the funniest outcome possible
If you’re not following me on Hevy, you’re only getting half the story
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If you’re not following me on Hevy, you’re only getting half the story
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I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
Y'all, I was in Mississippi today for my nephews J-State graduation and got this when I opened Blue Sky
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
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genuinely ASTOUNDING how badly the Dems played this, like world record unbeatable losing streak type beat, we will never see this level of choking again in our lifetimes, real hard work and dedication to step on this many rakes in a row, tirelessly fail-grinding, you WISH you could flop like this!!!
Trump expected to propose two-year ACA subsidy extension as deadline nears, report says reut.rs/4reC9xz
Trump expected to propose two-year ACA subsidy extension as deadline nears, report says
The White House is preparing to unveil a health policy framework that would extend Affordable Care Act premium subsidies for two years, Politico reported on Monday, as President Donald Trump moves to shape congressional negotiations ahead of looming premium hikes.
reut.rs
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
genuinely ASTOUNDING how badly the Dems played this, like world record unbeatable losing streak type beat, we will never see this level of choking again in our lifetimes, real hard work and dedication to step on this many rakes in a row, tirelessly fail-grinding, you WISH you could flop like this!!!
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Jafar is my favorite Disney villain entirely because of this line delivery
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Jafar is my favorite Disney villain entirely because of this line delivery