OzTots 🏳️🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️⚧️
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The Right Excellent Ozzie. He/She/They, non-binary and loving it.
Oscars fanatic turned movie nerd, 2x cat dad, queer supremacist, baseball fan, lover of animals and the outdoors (unless it’s too hot or too cold). South Beach is home
Oscars fanatic turned movie nerd, 2x cat dad, queer supremacist, baseball fan, lover of animals and the outdoors (unless it’s too hot or too cold). South Beach is home
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the Black Panthers were right
Wuthering Charli is SO great, exactly the new vibe she needed after brat. I can’t wait to see this movie!
February 13, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Wuthering Charli is SO great, exactly the new vibe she needed after brat. I can’t wait to see this movie!
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It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.
This actually happened to me during the summer I was giving Segway tours in Chicago. I got fired/ rehired for need *five* separate times.
The owner of that place was a hilarious quack. Truly insane, but mostly delightful (occasionally evil, tho). I hated that job, but I love that I had it.
The owner of that place was a hilarious quack. Truly insane, but mostly delightful (occasionally evil, tho). I hated that job, but I love that I had it.
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
This actually happened to me during the summer I was giving Segway tours in Chicago. I got fired/ rehired for need *five* separate times.
The owner of that place was a hilarious quack. Truly insane, but mostly delightful (occasionally evil, tho). I hated that job, but I love that I had it.
The owner of that place was a hilarious quack. Truly insane, but mostly delightful (occasionally evil, tho). I hated that job, but I love that I had it.
Everybody come say hi to Rufus, the grumpy old man who we’re watching for a week while his parents are off in Madrid.
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Everybody come say hi to Rufus, the grumpy old man who we’re watching for a week while his parents are off in Madrid.
So how do I make a draft?
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
So how do I make a draft?
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Anyways Jiggly Caliente remains undefeated 🩷🕊️
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Anyways Jiggly Caliente remains undefeated 🩷🕊️
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down
February 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down
I’m holding onto every moment we had with Catherine O’Hara as tightly as she holds the Golden Globe in The Studio.
January 30, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I’m holding onto every moment we had with Catherine O’Hara as tightly as she holds the Golden Globe in The Studio.
The new Springsteen song about Minneapolis just makes me miss Prince. His late-career protest music was great.
open.spotify.com/track/2dp2JM...
open.spotify.com/track/2dp2JM...
Baltimore
open.spotify.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:29 PM
The new Springsteen song about Minneapolis just makes me miss Prince. His late-career protest music was great.
open.spotify.com/track/2dp2JM...
open.spotify.com/track/2dp2JM...
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The U.S. has successfully convinced its people that “the humanities are frivolous and STEM is Important and Real” is basically a law of nature: this is absolute nonsense that we should stop putting up with.
January 28, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The U.S. has successfully convinced its people that “the humanities are frivolous and STEM is Important and Real” is basically a law of nature: this is absolute nonsense that we should stop putting up with.
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The US Holocaust Museum being more outraged by Tim Walz saying that, like Anne Frank, children today are in hiding from armed agents of the state, than they are about the fact that children are in hiding from armed agents of the state, is why Holocaust remembrance culture is in crisis.
January 26, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The US Holocaust Museum being more outraged by Tim Walz saying that, like Anne Frank, children today are in hiding from armed agents of the state, than they are about the fact that children are in hiding from armed agents of the state, is why Holocaust remembrance culture is in crisis.
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This is a stirring rebuke to the part of the American government and the American electorate that has chosen to scorn and reject basic human decency. Never forget, never forgive.
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is a stirring rebuke to the part of the American government and the American electorate that has chosen to scorn and reject basic human decency. Never forget, never forgive.
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It's annoying that we already had so many existing problems to solve before these assholes created a bunch of new ones for no reason
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 AM
It's annoying that we already had so many existing problems to solve before these assholes created a bunch of new ones for no reason
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the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will
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bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 AM
bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers
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people need to stop slandering the noble art of sucking dick
Newsom shows off knee pads for CEOs 'selling out' to the Trump administration
Newsom shows off knee pads for CEOs 'selling out' to the Trump administration
The Governor of California showed off knee pads that he suggested were for leaders "selling out" to the Trump administration, during an interview at Davos.
cnb.cx
January 22, 2026 at 3:47 PM
people need to stop slandering the noble art of sucking dick
Avatar: Fire and Ash got a nomination for Best Costume Design because they were bold enough to give the Queen Tulkun a sexy septum piercing.
January 22, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Avatar: Fire and Ash got a nomination for Best Costume Design because they were bold enough to give the Queen Tulkun a sexy septum piercing.
Absolutely deserved, especially the actors nominated. Delroy Lindo and Wunmi Mosaku are *sooo* good.
‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Absolutely deserved, especially the actors nominated. Delroy Lindo and Wunmi Mosaku are *sooo* good.
Good: Bugonia, Sinners, Frankenstein, Marty, OBAA, The Secret Agent all got BP love.
Bad: IWJAA kept out of Best Picture by F1 of all things.
Bad: IWJAA kept out of Best Picture by F1 of all things.
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Good: Bugonia, Sinners, Frankenstein, Marty, OBAA, The Secret Agent all got BP love.
Bad: IWJAA kept out of Best Picture by F1 of all things.
Bad: IWJAA kept out of Best Picture by F1 of all things.
Cheered out loud when he read Delroy Lindo's name
January 22, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Cheered out loud when he read Delroy Lindo's name
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Nothing captures the messaging gap between this country's parties like the way Republicans whip their supporters into frenzy over things that aren't real and how dems will look at kids being flashbanged by an occupying force of secret police and say "pls don't do anything dad is gonna be mad :["
State investigators have been on the scene in North Minneapolis.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
January 15, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Nothing captures the messaging gap between this country's parties like the way Republicans whip their supporters into frenzy over things that aren't real and how dems will look at kids being flashbanged by an occupying force of secret police and say "pls don't do anything dad is gonna be mad :["
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the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained