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OwlSarcasm
@owlsarcasm.bsky.social
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She/her. AuDHD. Occasionally overly literal. In my defense, I'm an engineer.
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owlsarcasm.bsky.social
@angrystaffer.bsky.social

I just tried to get to your Twitter and all I can see are random posts about project 2025. Is Elon screwing with your account or is it a glitch?
January 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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lawprofblawg.bsky.social
New horror flick just dropped. Looks like a reboot of Duel.
November 11, 2023 at 2:47 AM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
!jazbot whereami
November 14, 2023 at 7:15 AM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
We are watching octonauts.

Kid: it's an OARFISH!
Me: but is there an Eitherfish?
Kid: -.-
November 2, 2023 at 11:41 PM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
It's a tough life, but someone's gotta live it.
A gray and white tabby kitten zonked out in the new squishmallow bed we bought today.
November 2, 2023 at 11:17 PM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
Alert! Alert!

The kitten OBJECTS to dinner and nap time! Demands have been issued to be released so that Home Exploration and Kittens Getting Stuck in Things can resume.

Kitten does not find arguments against his position to be compelling.

Send lawyer immediately.
A small grey and white tabby in a large dog crate. He is miffed and trying to climb out. A small grey and white tabby kitten trying not to walk in his dinner checking for weakness in the crate door. A small grey and white tabby kitten, thwarted in his attempt to get out, has stepped in his dinner plate. Affronted paw cleaning will commence.
October 31, 2023 at 9:46 PM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
We got a new kitten this weekend! His name is Jack O'Lantern and he is perfect.

Also he likes tight spaces and pouncing on everything.
Jack, a grey and white kitten, sticking his head out of the wrist cuff of my son's sleeve. His shirt is orange and the kitten looks super comfy.
October 31, 2023 at 12:50 AM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
I've been watching Supernatural lately and one thing keeps bugging me.

Why didn't Dean ever grease the car doors? The squeaking is ridiculous. Especially given how much they use the car to sneak up on things.
October 30, 2023 at 12:03 AM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
Miranda.
sketchmaster.bsky.social MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Oct 26
MKULTRA TRIGGER PHRASE ACTIVATED. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL.
rem.bsjky.team ­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · Oct 26
a bucket of rats can be filled in one night!
October 26, 2023 at 6:23 PM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
@seananmcguire.bsky.social
nirol.bsky.social Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · Oct 25
Yum
Meme with a picture of a grilled cheese sandwich on a wood cutting board with fall themed decorations surrounding it. But instead of (or in addition to?) melted cheese the interior of the sandwich has melted pieces of candy corn. Unmelted candy corn pieces lay around the sandwich. The caption reads: “what’s wrong baby? You haven’t touched your candy corn melt.”
October 25, 2023 at 11:14 PM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
Viral testing apparatus destroyed.
October 24, 2023 at 12:13 AM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
The Cat Distribution System has a sense of humor. I was on #TeamBubbles while also thinking I was safe since I already have 3 cats.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

On a trip to the vet for the dogs yesterday my kiddo met Ash. See next skeet.
awesomebiota.bsky.social Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · Oct 13
Seriously cannot stop thinking about Bubbles. The weekend before you start a new job is NOT the time to adopt a cat…I wonder if he’ll still be up for adoption in December. I hope not for the poor little dude but…
*drums fingers on desk*
awesomebiota.bsky.social Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · Oct 13
Look at poor Bubbles. He has my whoooooooole heart. I want to squoosh his fat face.

www.novascotiaspca.ca/how-you-can-...
October 18, 2023 at 12:01 AM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
Cat trap level 2.
A set of boxes. One is turned over and has cutaway sections that give it legs. It is nestled inside a larger box. A cat could easily get unto the cave it forms.
October 13, 2023 at 8:08 PM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
Attention! Attention!! Skratch is on sale through Sunday Oct 15!

www.skratchlabs.com
October 13, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
“The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work, and then they get elected and prove it.” - P.J. O’Rourke
joshuajfriedman.com Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · Oct 12
“Steve [Scalise] is done. 100% done. We might never elect a speaker.” — GOP source to John Bresnahan (Punchbowl)
October 12, 2023 at 7:10 PM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
I have no idea why this was tagged shark.
A close up of a child's face, with a sharp blue eye and the text "nope" across his forehead.
October 13, 2023 at 6:37 PM
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jensfoell.de
I don't see enough Black voices on this platform -- maybe I haven't found them yet? Let's try something together, if y'all feel like it:

- If you're a Black scientist on Bluesky, feel free to respond here and I'll follow you

- If you're not, please share the responses (and/or this post) to amplify
October 13, 2023 at 11:03 AM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
So proud of the kiddo today!

He got the idea of factors of ten! After some initial flailing and guessing, the concept sunk in in a way he couldn't explain.

Yay! Concept mastery!
October 12, 2023 at 11:56 PM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
I have accomplished two (2) things today. One was renewing my vehicle registration (it expired July 31. Oops.)

The other was making these. There are 3 left after my ravenous child was done with them.
Three fresh biscuits with golden tops and fluffy layers. They are delicious.
October 11, 2023 at 10:13 PM
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mayawest.online
"why cant I see your pores" because there are some holes even I keep private.
October 10, 2023 at 11:14 PM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
This never fails to make me smile.
A screenshot of an ad on Facebook. It has two polymer d20 dice. One has "fuck you" in place of the 20. The other has "fuck me" in place of the 1.
October 10, 2023 at 11:21 PM
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pussyfullawasps.bsky.social
stop saying “spirit animal”
excerpt from tweet by @ArnallLabrador reads A person, an object, a random sandwich, a mood is not your spirit animal. Stop doing this. Please. It's been more than enough YEARS of Indigenous peoples telling you and educating you on how wrong this is for you all not to get it.
August 4, 2023 at 2:30 PM
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
Update: a rogue tool has been spotted.
The grey and white tabby cat reaching under the instructions he was sitting on before in search of a nail or peg or something. He has not promised to give it back.
October 6, 2023 at 11:24 PM
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conradhackett.bsky.social
Check out this cool elevation map of the contiguous US!
www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeau...
This is a three dimensional elevation map of the contiguous United States.
October 6, 2023 at 10:35 PM