OwlSarcasm
@owlsarcasm.bsky.social
She/her. AuDHD. Occasionally overly literal. In my defense, I'm an engineer.
I mean. Fair point.
November 23, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I mean. Fair point.
He's now a year old and offended on the daily.
November 23, 2024 at 2:09 AM
He's now a year old and offended on the daily.
*sniff*
What did i dooooooooo
What did i dooooooooo
November 14, 2023 at 8:07 AM
*sniff*
What did i dooooooooo
What did i dooooooooo
Omg. So many brilliant mugs.
November 14, 2023 at 4:30 AM
Omg. So many brilliant mugs.
Did that last week!
November 14, 2023 at 3:07 AM
Did that last week!
The mopping was easy once the bits were removed!
November 14, 2023 at 3:02 AM
The mopping was easy once the bits were removed!
I summoned the dogs today to take care of an entire can of chicken noodle soup that took a nosedive
November 14, 2023 at 2:48 AM
I summoned the dogs today to take care of an entire can of chicken noodle soup that took a nosedive
Yes and liveskeet it
November 13, 2023 at 2:45 AM
Yes and liveskeet it
*passes you the joint liniment and peppermints*
November 4, 2023 at 8:06 PM
*passes you the joint liniment and peppermints*
I got a new kitten. My dogs have reacted in two ways.
Kaylee: Mom! A kitten! Doing kitten things! HOLY SHIT!
CJ: a kitten! Must clean! Must sniff! Must PLAY!
Kaylee: Mom! A kitten! Doing kitten things! HOLY SHIT!
CJ: a kitten! Must clean! Must sniff! Must PLAY!
November 2, 2023 at 12:06 AM
I got a new kitten. My dogs have reacted in two ways.
Kaylee: Mom! A kitten! Doing kitten things! HOLY SHIT!
CJ: a kitten! Must clean! Must sniff! Must PLAY!
Kaylee: Mom! A kitten! Doing kitten things! HOLY SHIT!
CJ: a kitten! Must clean! Must sniff! Must PLAY!
Phyaics?! They don't need no stinking physics!
November 1, 2023 at 1:43 AM
Phyaics?! They don't need no stinking physics!
Mine are herding dogs too. Kaylee (female) has the general tolerance of the breed for baby shenanigans.
CJ wants to care for the kitten (mostly lick it clean) and play. Except he doesn't speak cat, so mostly he freaks the baby out.
CJ wants to care for the kitten (mostly lick it clean) and play. Except he doesn't speak cat, so mostly he freaks the baby out.
November 1, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Mine are herding dogs too. Kaylee (female) has the general tolerance of the breed for baby shenanigans.
CJ wants to care for the kitten (mostly lick it clean) and play. Except he doesn't speak cat, so mostly he freaks the baby out.
CJ wants to care for the kitten (mostly lick it clean) and play. Except he doesn't speak cat, so mostly he freaks the baby out.
She says that it was comfy and round and you have unrealistic expectations of kitten discretion.
November 1, 2023 at 12:19 AM
She says that it was comfy and round and you have unrealistic expectations of kitten discretion.
I like the cut of his jib.
October 31, 2023 at 11:12 PM
I like the cut of his jib.
She is beautiful and looks like my girl Smokey. Here she is inspecting the new arrival before deciding that meh. Kitten is not hers.
October 31, 2023 at 11:11 PM
She is beautiful and looks like my girl Smokey. Here she is inspecting the new arrival before deciding that meh. Kitten is not hers.
He has nodded aomberly and says he will get right on that.
He insists his current situation is completely his own idea and not that i was right and he was tired.
Current situation:
He insists his current situation is completely his own idea and not that i was right and he was tired.
Current situation:
October 31, 2023 at 11:04 PM
He has nodded aomberly and says he will get right on that.
He insists his current situation is completely his own idea and not that i was right and he was tired.
Current situation:
He insists his current situation is completely his own idea and not that i was right and he was tired.
Current situation: