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OwlSarcasm
@owlsarcasm.bsky.social
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She/her. AuDHD. Occasionally overly literal. In my defense, I'm an engineer.
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It's a tough life, but someone's gotta live it.
A gray and white tabby kitten zonked out in the new squishmallow bed we bought today.
November 2, 2023 at 11:17 PM
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She is beautiful and looks like my girl Smokey. Here she is inspecting the new arrival before deciding that meh. Kitten is not hers.
A large gray cat perched on the arm of a darker gray sofa. She is peering inside a large dog crate at the small kitten interloper.
October 31, 2023 at 11:11 PM
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He has nodded aomberly and says he will get right on that.

He insists his current situation is completely his own idea and not that i was right and he was tired.

Current situation:
A small grey and white tabby kitten, curled into a little ball, sound asleep.
October 31, 2023 at 11:04 PM
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Alert! Alert!

The kitten OBJECTS to dinner and nap time! Demands have been issued to be released so that Home Exploration and Kittens Getting Stuck in Things can resume.

Kitten does not find arguments against his position to be compelling.

Send lawyer immediately.
A small grey and white tabby in a large dog crate. He is miffed and trying to climb out. A small grey and white tabby kitten trying not to walk in his dinner checking for weakness in the crate door. A small grey and white tabby kitten, thwarted in his attempt to get out, has stepped in his dinner plate. Affronted paw cleaning will commence.
October 31, 2023 at 9:46 PM
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We got a new kitten this weekend! His name is Jack O'Lantern and he is perfect.

Also he likes tight spaces and pouncing on everything.
Jack, a grey and white kitten, sticking his head out of the wrist cuff of my son's sleeve. His shirt is orange and the kitten looks super comfy.
October 31, 2023 at 12:50 AM
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A picture of the Corinthian from Sandman with mouths in his eyes
October 21, 2023 at 9:54 PM
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Ash is available for adoption. She is a baby orange cat being held on a grey table. She is $199 and so cute. She looks sad in this picture. My Story Meet Ash! Ash is a sweet and sassy little orange girl baby kitten looking for her forever home. She was a single baby who was surrendered to animal control with a group of adult cats. Unfortunately her mother passed away and she was too young to stay at animal control safely so came to us to be cared for until she was old enough for adoption to a forever family. Ash was born 5/31/23. She is now spayed, vaccinated, felv/fiv and fecal negative and microchipped. Her adoption fee is $199. Please email helpsavepetsapps@gmail.com if interested in adopting Ash.
October 18, 2023 at 12:04 AM
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Cat trap level 2.
A set of boxes. One is turned over and has cutaway sections that give it legs. It is nestled inside a larger box. A cat could easily get unto the cave it forms.
October 13, 2023 at 8:08 PM
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I have no idea why this was tagged shark.
A close up of a child's face, with a sharp blue eye and the text "nope" across his forehead.
October 13, 2023 at 6:37 PM
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I have accomplished two (2) things today. One was renewing my vehicle registration (it expired July 31. Oops.)

The other was making these. There are 3 left after my ravenous child was done with them.
Three fresh biscuits with golden tops and fluffy layers. They are delicious.
October 11, 2023 at 10:13 PM
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This never fails to make me smile.
A screenshot of an ad on Facebook. It has two polymer d20 dice. One has "fuck you" in place of the 20. The other has "fuck me" in place of the 1.
October 10, 2023 at 11:21 PM
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I've been working on this for about 3 hours.
A purple plate on a cluttered ottoman I cannot stop piling things on. The plate has an appetizing array of carrots, broccoli, and aged cheese and a bowl of ranch to dip them in.
October 10, 2023 at 9:58 PM
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My brown, white, and black dog curled up in a blanket with my son. He barely survived homeschool today.
October 10, 2023 at 8:38 PM
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Update: a rogue tool has been spotted.
The grey and white tabby cat reaching under the instructions he was sitting on before in search of a nail or peg or something. He has not promised to give it back.
October 6, 2023 at 11:24 PM
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This magnificent asshole is 6 years old!

He us Very Helpful when The Kid is doing Projects.
A child in a grey hoodie is studiously applying stickers to the main sail of the trimaran project he is building. A grey and white tabby is sitting on the instructions and watching intensely. A close up of the grey and white tabby menace. His name is Nibbles.
October 6, 2023 at 11:04 PM
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A 2 hear old shaded sable English Shepherd under a blue blanket. The blanket is sort.of wrapped around his head.
October 3, 2023 at 10:09 PM
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The Culprit:
A honey-brown doh with big dark soulful eyes who clearly needs more pets and to share my peanut butter.
September 30, 2023 at 1:28 AM
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I. Am. Hilarious.

While I was looking for something else I found this gem from a previous life:
Ex: when you come home if you think about it would you reset the internet? It's running funny. Me: I'll tell it it's running funny and to pay more attention to proper form. Ex: ... Me: i mean, we wouldn't want to sprain the router. Ex: you're not as funny as you think you are. Me: yes I am. Ex: no you're not.
September 27, 2023 at 4:35 AM
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It was for a competition that I lost. But it was so fun to make.
A rectangular quilt with a cream background and hexagons of various colors in groups scattered across the front. The corner is flipped down to show the backing.
September 27, 2023 at 4:23 AM
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My dog can be so extra.
A brown, white, a black English Shepherd. He is wrapped in a blue blanket and looking extremely needy. The same brown, white, and black English Shepherd. He us under a blanket and resting his head on a back cushion looking pathetic.
September 26, 2023 at 11:33 PM
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Additional consideration:
A white cat sprawled out sleeping in a bright ray of sunshine.
September 18, 2023 at 8:21 PM
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But have you considered this?
A mostly white cat with dilute grey points who has curled up in a grocery bag. Her nose is poking out of one of the handles, proving she does not currently have a death wish.
September 18, 2023 at 5:31 PM
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Because the rules are made up and I can do what I want I decided to roast a turkey.

It smells amazing.
A golden brown roast turkey sitting on top of a gas stove with a green Dutch oven behind it.
September 15, 2023 at 5:41 PM
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Cats are going to Cat, and I get that.

What I don't get is this:
A white Ragdoll cat who has crawled into a plastic shopping bag and stuck her nose out of the carrying loop.
September 11, 2023 at 11:05 PM
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Its finally raining today. However the puppies think this is a Major Tragedy. Look at these sad, deprived puppies.
Two black, brown, and white dogs on a grey couch. One is curled up on the cushion and looks bereft. The other, much fluffier, one is looking at me over her shoulder. Before I called her name she was mournfully looking out the window.
September 11, 2023 at 5:44 PM