OwlSarcasm
owlsarcasm.bsky.social
OwlSarcasm
@owlsarcasm.bsky.social
She/her. AuDHD. Occasionally overly literal. In my defense, I'm an engineer.
It's a tough life, but someone's gotta live it.
November 2, 2023 at 11:17 PM
She is beautiful and looks like my girl Smokey. Here she is inspecting the new arrival before deciding that meh. Kitten is not hers.
October 31, 2023 at 11:11 PM
He has nodded aomberly and says he will get right on that.

He insists his current situation is completely his own idea and not that i was right and he was tired.

Current situation:
October 31, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Alert! Alert!

The kitten OBJECTS to dinner and nap time! Demands have been issued to be released so that Home Exploration and Kittens Getting Stuck in Things can resume.

Kitten does not find arguments against his position to be compelling.

Send lawyer immediately.
October 31, 2023 at 9:46 PM
We got a new kitten this weekend! His name is Jack O'Lantern and he is perfect.

Also he likes tight spaces and pouncing on everything.
October 31, 2023 at 12:50 AM
October 21, 2023 at 9:54 PM
October 18, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Cat trap level 2.
October 13, 2023 at 8:08 PM
I have no idea why this was tagged shark.
October 13, 2023 at 6:37 PM
I have accomplished two (2) things today. One was renewing my vehicle registration (it expired July 31. Oops.)

The other was making these. There are 3 left after my ravenous child was done with them.
October 11, 2023 at 10:13 PM
This never fails to make me smile.
October 10, 2023 at 11:21 PM
I've been working on this for about 3 hours.
October 10, 2023 at 9:58 PM
October 10, 2023 at 8:38 PM
Update: a rogue tool has been spotted.
October 6, 2023 at 11:24 PM
This magnificent asshole is 6 years old!

He us Very Helpful when The Kid is doing Projects.
October 6, 2023 at 11:04 PM
October 3, 2023 at 10:09 PM
The Culprit:
September 30, 2023 at 1:28 AM
I. Am. Hilarious.

While I was looking for something else I found this gem from a previous life:
September 27, 2023 at 4:35 AM
It was for a competition that I lost. But it was so fun to make.
September 27, 2023 at 4:23 AM
My dog can be so extra.
September 26, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Additional consideration:
September 18, 2023 at 8:21 PM
But have you considered this?
September 18, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Because the rules are made up and I can do what I want I decided to roast a turkey.

It smells amazing.
September 15, 2023 at 5:41 PM
Cats are going to Cat, and I get that.

What I don't get is this:
September 11, 2023 at 11:05 PM
Its finally raining today. However the puppies think this is a Major Tragedy. Look at these sad, deprived puppies.
September 11, 2023 at 5:44 PM